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How to find Elation in life by RandomLeo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Jun 2025
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Hey, would you like to hear a story?
Yes, this is Midoriya Izuku's tale!
Oh no, it's not the one of him becoming a great hero. Nope, not him becoming the villain either. No, not even a vigilante. No, we don't have dadzawa over here. No, neither All Might Bashing- Can you let me explain before you ask questions!?
Ok, where was I?... Oh yeah! This is the story of Midoriya Izuku, a boy with big dreams but no power in a world where they became the norm and be-all-end-all. Yes, this is a sad world, really, one where most love to put him through the grinder for sadism dressed up as character development, addiction to fluff, revenge, and power fantasies, or just the good ol' smut. But this story? You see, this story has one purpose and one purpose only.
I want to bring some Elation to your lives :)
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Team JNPR's Quest for Part-Time Employment by Titanmaster_117 for AndrewJTalon, Vendetta543, Selene_Sokal
Fandoms: RWBY
28 Jun 2025
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In this sort-of sequel that no one asked for, can Team JNPR hold down any kind of part-time job without destroying the entirety of Vale?
Spoiler alert: absolutely not.
(A gift for Andrew Joshua Talon)
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- Part 34 of The RWBY One-shot Collection
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It was based on a stupid meme so i didn't give it much thought. Just wrote it in a few hours.
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MORAX IS ALIVE AND VENTI IS A WHAT NOW by IlikeREADINGbutIhavenoTIME
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jun 2025
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The Archons must have a meeting every millennia. During the last meeting some higher ups in Celestia want the meeting to be public to mortals and immortals both. The Archons negotiatiated so that only the mortals see and, so the immortals could not see the meeting.
Present time
1000 years laterVenti is enjoying time with his mortal lover Diluc in bliss. He only now realizes that the time for the meeting is near and that Morax will be hosting this year. Morax can say bye to his retirement plans. He finds his husbands suffering greatly amusing.
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He realizes the day of the meeting that he is going to have to reveal his own identity too.
Updates are irregular
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刚想关掉，他听到了歌词。
“你就忍心留我一人活在过去么？”
“难道这世上除了你就没人能懂我的痛？”
“时间不会停留，往前走，我该如何挽留？”
“你呢？有没有，爱过我，哪怕只有一刻。”
从后视镜里看着男人的背包，他想起在飞往青岛的航班上，他们互相给对方喂辣椒酱。
男人借他的衣服还放在家里。
“是不是只有我一个人被回忆折磨？”
“贪婪地吮吸着你曾经留下的温热。”
“那是曾属于我的，奢侈的，独特。”
指甲剜入掌心的肉，敖丙不敢回忆那个周二的清晨，男人用力地抱起他，和他说着【回见】。
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A kid falls underground and they are DETERMINED to do the fastest pacifist speedrun ever, this of course becomes a problem for the narrator
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Mahogany Eyes by TeaTimeWithJesus
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament), Shrek (Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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Jesus comes back to earth, to help people. He ends up helping a grumpy ogre instead. Or is it the ogre who helps Jesus?
This takes place after the bible (duh) and before the Shrek movies
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Second Star to the Right, Straight On Till Kenobi by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Jun 2025
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After a long night of Clone Wars character analysis with his daughters, Ewan dreams of being Obi-Wan in the Temple—and accidentally makes a better emotional support Jedi than canon ever allowed. Somewhere between laughter and love, something changes. In him. And maybe… in the Force.
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- Part 3 of The Department of Fictional Affairs
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It’s nice to not be alone by AceofHeartsAndSilver
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Jun 2025
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Shoto stumbles upon Eri when out getting groceries and it all kind of spirals from there.
Featuring: Emotional healing, 1A’s idea of fun and angst that will just come out of nowhere.
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Danny Gonzalez moves in with his friend, organ Paul after drew gooden died (WARNING. This is meant to be stupid and satire, please don’t take this serious, genuinely don’t (it's also like 12 alsmost one)
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Hermione is the wild, untamed princess among Tom Riddle's graceful daughters.
She was punished and was married off to a lowly knight, Severus Snape.
She learns some things.
There was a war, her husband's magic awakened and he is now the most powerful wizard in the Kingdom.
Now Hermione fears he might divorce her and marry her sister Lily, what is she supposed to do?
Can she make Severus Snape love her?
Something sinister is happening in the kingdom though, children from the slums disappear without a trace. -
Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part by Behavioral_Unit091_B, selfless_solipsist
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
28 Jun 2025
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In a chaotic twist of fate (or more like a weird trial from an ancient, cosmic axolotl), you find yourself married to Bill Cipher, the interdimensional demon and chaos incarnate. Two weeks into your new life together, you're just trying to survive the absurdity of being legally bound to a two-dimensional triangle with a massive ego and questionable decision-making skills. With Bill floating around making strange observations about the horrors of human biology and occasionally trying to "bond," things are... well, let's just say "normal" isn't in the cards. Will this be the most dysfunctional marriage in the multiverse? Probably. Will you survive? Maybe. Will it be hilarious? Absolutely.
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- Part 1 of Born of Chaos, Bound by Choice
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Y/N (heavily leaning fem but otherwise not referred to with pronouns) finds themself in Ch3s Dark World and meets the Roaring Knight, who they go on a date with before they have to go kidnap Toriel and fight the Fun Gang.
Anything for the bit
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we found out that mayor thaniyel and cruel king have relations, but where did they come from? and how will griefer react?
(i reccomend reading part 1 before this!)
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- Part 2 of blocktales hood au? call that glocktales
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Disturbing my way into your heart by baekhyuns_purple_buttplug for mean_haechan_saves_lives
Fandoms: Thai Actor RPF, My Love Mix-Up! เขียนรักด้วยยางลบ | My Love Mix-Up! (Thailand TV 2024), แฟนผมเป็นประธานนักเรียน | My School President (TV 2022), Midnight Series: Moonlight Chicken พระจันทร์มันไก่ | Moonlight Chicken (TV), My Love Mix-Up! เขียนรักด้วยยางลบ | My Love Mix-Up! (Thailand TV 2024) RPF, แฟนผมเป็นประธานนักเรียน | My School President (TV 2022) RPF, Midnight Series: Moonlight Chicken พระจันทร์มันไก่ | Moonlight Chicken (TV) RPF
28 Jun 2025
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Fourth wasnt interested in love until Gemini literally slapped his way into Fourth's heart. Gemini isnt interested in love either so now Fourth plans to disturb his way into Gemini's heart and even Gemini's stuck-up mother cant do anything to stop him from making Gemini his boyfriend.
frt Gemini being a tsundere and Fourth being a himbo!
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It's 2003. Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and Severus Snape travel back in time to put an end to the sinister presence in all their lives once and for all. Draco and Hermione decide to pose as seventh years alongside the students of Hogwarts in 1975 to create change and solve all their problems. But will it work? Maybe they had no idea what problems were till they did this.
The power of love is a curious thing, indeed.
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on call shenanigans by heartaidcafeteria
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
28 Jun 2025
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group chat ideals
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Plasma and Ozone by Skvader for hot_flippin_mess
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
28 Jun 2025
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The plan was simple, if not grim. Jayce would return to Piltover, track down Viktor, and bring an end to things before they could get any worse. But when he arrives and finds himself in the depths of a version of Zaun that he doesn’t recognize, and in the company of an enigmatic yet somehow familiar scientist, will feelings both new and old get the better of him? And will he be able to return to Piltover without his help?
TLDR: S2 Ep 6 Jayce and Machine Herald Viktor find a very cathartic way of settling their mutual frustrations with their better halves. Wrote this because I saw a Bluesky post and said "Fuck it, why not?"
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业余塔罗师×业余算命
短篇校园日常
无厘头搞笑风，适合放松的时候看
两个笨蛋把对方骗了也把自己骗了的故事 -
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“I’m well aware of how pedals work, thank you,” Zhang Hao snaps his eyes fixed on the road.
“Of course! Of course. Some people just get a little aggressive when they’re nervous, or—trying to finish the test quickly, maybe, haha, and—”
“Oh, I’m sure you know all about finishing quickly!"