The Dramione Valentine's Collab Collection 2025

Welcome to The Dramione Valentine's Collab Collection 2025, where writers, artists, podficers come together to celebrate those two idiots we love so much with a Valentine's twist.
This collection is now completed and published!
The collection is curated by The Dramione Archives (dittanyanddreams).
(Open, Moderated, Prompt Meme Challenge)
Random works
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The Curse of Saint Valentine by Bekazimi, PearlButtons, Queen_Diana, sad_millennial, thedramionearchives (dittanyanddreams)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2025
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Draco Malfoy cares little about Valentine’s Day, and cares even less about Hogwarts’s upcoming Valentine’s Day ball.
What he does care about, however, is impressing his colleague and fellow professor: one Hermione Granger.
Thus, Draco joins the faculty Party Planning Panel. All is well until his harebrained colleague, the ever-dim Liam Rutherford, brings the cursed skull of Saint Valentine into the mix.
[[Featuring Professors Dramione, nosy students and portraits, and Draco’s quest to Live Attractively While Pink.]]
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In Your Dreams by Arang_9, augustaoctavia, orolin, TheBeepBoopBop
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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Draco Malfoy has been irritating the hell out of Hermione Granger for the last few years. His charisma, his charm, his annoyingly attractive reading glasses—everything about him.
So, there is absolutely no reason that a Valentine’s Weasley’s Wheezes product, marketed as ‘one night with your crush’, would leave her dreaming about him, is there?
And, of course, there’s absolutely no way he would ever be dreaming about her too.
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Abduction Of The Heart by briarandtones, Erin11Ann23, garnetsyrup, KTPhoenix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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Valentine’s Day was supposed to be just another uneventful evening for Hermione Granger. Endure a dreadful blind date arranged by well-meaning friends, then retreat home to enjoy a bottle of wine and a book in solitude. But things take a fortuitous turn when Draco Malfoy, missing for nearly a decade, swoops in at the most opportune moment and abducts her. It turns out he’s an alien with ties to a mysterious plant she’s been studying for two years, AND she’s his fated mate! What began as a simple escape from routine has spiraled into something truly out of this world—something even she never saw coming.
*Inspired by Warriors of Luxiria by Zoey Draven and Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon with some additional artistry inspiration from Celestial Star Boy Draco (by Omniluci.estumbra)
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Through the Pink Haze by dramionelover1997, Lispodfics, Silver_Snidget, VintageCherry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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In order to save the potions department of the Ministry of Magic, Percy Weasley has challenged Hermione and her office nemesis, Tiamia, to both come up with a new potion to present to the Board of Directors at the Valentine’s Day Gala. With the chance to finally have her own office on the line, she takes the suggestion of her dear friend, Pansy Parkinson, and decides to make an antidote for the love potion-something the Ministry has been struggling to accomplish.
What wasn’t in her plans, though, was Draco Malfoy getting dosed with the potion after a run in they had in the Department of Mysteries. Now with a love sick Draco who is whisking her away for a day full of dates, she is more than determined to make the antidote. She’ll just have to ignore the way her heart feels when she’s around him.
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Cupid's Cocktail by Dizzle00, MWard01, PaperCranePodfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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“Shut the fuck up, Theo.” Malfoy said, rolling his eyes, though his cheeks had a slight flush to them. “You’re worse than my mother.”
“Well, I did kind of raise you,” Theo retorted, smugly.
“Oh please. Which one of us had two loving parents growing up and which didn’t?”
“Which one of us is in a long-term, healthy relationship,” Theo countered, pointedly eying Harry’s hand resting on his knee, “and which one lives alone except for coming over here everyday to stare longingly at my roommate’s arse in her new pajama shorts?”
Hermione froze.
Harry coughed
Malfoy glowered.
Theo, of course, smirked.