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Kiyomi Uchiha grew up far from the chaos of the mainland, raised by a peaceful offshoot of the Uchiha clan on an island where dragons are real, people are emotionally stable, and soulmarks are common. At fifteen, she gets her soulmate's name—Hyuga Neji—and decides to leave everything behind to find him. What follows is a storm of confusion, identity crises, startled ANBU, and the inevitable truth: nothing prepares you for a cheerful Uchiha with a dragon contract and no sense of political restraint.
Meanwhile, Neji regrets everything, the Hyuga Elders lose control of the narrative, Sasuke doesn’t know what to do with another Uchiha, and Obito has a meltdown. Eventually, even the village gives up and decides to get the chaos married just for a break. It doesn’t work.
Now it’s five years later. There are children. With Sharingan. Please send help.- Language:
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A Gacha Addict in the One Piece World! by Anime_no_Akuma
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2025
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Dying's pretty boring - reincarnation is where the fun really begins. The newly reborn Lucky D. Brynlee can tell you all about it! Amidst friends, foes, and system errors alike, Brynlee's eager to try and change this world. Against all odds, she's betting on a greater future - winner takes all. But with a gambling addiction and S-ranked luck, she doubts she has much to worry about!
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THE GRAY RAVEN COMMANDANT HAS A DAUGHTER AND SHE'S A PUNISHING AGENT?!?! by Dalubhasa41st
Fandoms: 战双帕弥什 | Punishing: Gray Raven
30 Jun 2025
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One final last-ditch effort by Vonnegut to have Chaos grow physically and mentally enough to withstand and overpower Agent Zero's will resulted in him using a Key to send Chaos to the very beginning.
Chaos would have preferred to stay hidden but that was impossible.
Now, humankind's survival depends on how well the Gray Raven Commandant can raise his daughter.
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- Part 1 of PGR Lightnovel ahh titles
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Kitty St. Cloud & The Order Of The Phoenix by cressidababy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2025
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It's Kitty St. Cloud's fifth year at Hogwarts and guess what... it was Sirius’ turn to be crossed off her To Save List!!
Her first solution? Easy—stop Harry from going to the Ministry. Boom. Solved. Dumbledore already knew the prophecy, Voldemort already wanted Harry dead, so in Kitty’s humble and correct opinion, the prophecy didn’t matter.
Buuuuuut if Harry didn’t go to the Ministry, then Voldemort wouldn’t accidentally come out of the closet in front of the entire wizarding public during his duel with Dumbledore. And that reveal? Kinda essential.
So yeah, she couldn’t stop Harry’s failed Ministry rescue mission. It was a necessary train wreck.
'Necessary train wreck' was kind of the vibe of this whole year, to be honest...
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- Part 5 of Kitty St Cloud
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Collection of drabbles and ficlets of TatsuHiMEMayo made by yours truly <33
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- Part 19 of Tatsuhimemayo my beloveds
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Shinobi Therapist vs Trauma by CerberaOdollam
Fandoms: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden - Fandom, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
30 Jun 2025
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Tsukiko was just a regular therapist with a boring, peaceful life—until the Sage of Six Paths decided the shinobi world needed healing. Now he's bouncing through timelines, offering therapy to bijuu, founders, war criminals, traumatized teens, and emotionally constipated legends. All he wants is to go home... but the universe has other plans.
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The Violence It Takes (To Be This Gentle) by BluevsRed
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
30 Jun 2025
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Years ago, following his temporary departure from Konoha, Orochimaru found a weird scroll with indescribable symbols in the Land of Hot Water. He had messed with it and unexpectedly signed a pact with some devil incarnation of a God.
The requirement? Taking care of a young girl, who knew too much but came too late and avoided pissing off the army of gods behind her back.
Nobody knew what was gonna hit them.
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It's not everyday a little boy in South Park turns eleven years old.
“I assumed you’d figure it out the moment we walked into this place, but alright. Tweek, I’m a wizard, your mom’s a witch, so that makes you a wizard — We’re a wizarding family.”
“¡¿WHAT?!” Tweek yelled before he was cut off by his father again.Tweek was eleven years old the day he received a mysterious letter in his mailbox, he could've never imagined the series of events that would unfold after — Adventures, magic fights, solving mysteries, flying sports and new-found friendships that would change his life forever.
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In Darkness, Unafraid by brightwords
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
30 Jun 2025
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Hieronymus Lex, Watch Captain of Anvil, was struck unconscious while fighting foul winged Daedra in the Great Chapel of Dibella and somehow wound up hundreds of miles away in Skyrim in a world that has gone mad. It's two hundred years into the Fourth Era, the Nine Divines have become Eight, and half the provinces have seceded from the Empire. After Helgen, he's not sure they're wrong to do so.
Constance Cosades has dreams of what's to come. When they lead her to Helgen, the return of the dragons and a man seemingly cast out of time, she doubts her own sanity - and his. But they are always true and what she's seen forebodes ill for the world.
The lawman out of time and the prescient dreamer have to join forces to protect the Last Dragonborn.
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Summon Me a Husband by CerberaOdollam
Fandoms: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden - Fandom, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
30 Jun 2025
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Princess Diana of the Land of Earth is next in line to rule, but tradition demands she marry first—and she’s absolutely not about to tie herself to some dusty old noble. In a fit of defiant brilliance, she uses a forbidden summoning jutsu to call her own perfect husband. She ends up pulling Shisui Uchiha from the afterlife—very much alive, very confused, and exactly her age. As politics unravel, marriages shift, and shinobi past and present collide in utter disbelief, Diana and Shisui forge a partnership that might just fix the entire shinobi world... one chaotic, sarcastic therapy session at a time.
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They all get to see Kakashi's face, just once.
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“You want me to go back, professor?”
“It’s not a matter of want, my boy. I simply believe that in returning, you may ensure that Tom is vanquished for good. But of course, if memory serves me well, as it often does, your choices so far were made for the betterment of our world. If you choose, instead, to go on, then who am I to stop you?”
“I think I’d like to… go on. See what it’s like. I can always come back, right?”
“My boy, I believe there is very little you can’t do at this point,” Dumbledore says. Then, after several beats, he asks, “Harry, what are you doing?”
Harry’s steps halt at the entrance of the train; his arms warm from the bundle shaking in his arms. He looks down at the fragment of his nemesis; repulsive and pitiful. “I don’t know. But I can’t just leave it here, professor. I can’t.”
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AKA, Teen dads!Tomarry and Scarcrux!Baby in the 1940s.
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i just wanted to make a jisen fic tbh
maybe ill update? i have an idea for more plot
Takes place some time after John declared himself king and after the Safe House was made
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In hindsight, letting Bond near-maul that kid was probably not the greatest idea. But Anya wasn’t about to let that stop her.
As much as this seemed like God’s plan to pay her back for being such a stubborn, hard-headed and blind teenager, she couldn’t seem to understand why her shrieks and screams had started to sound like a high-pitched mewling.
tl;dr anya turns into a cute little pink kitten
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Bending the Rules by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
30 Jun 2025
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When Toph Beifong, the greatest earthbender in the world, finds herself in a strange new land of quirks and heroes, she's not about to let a little thing like 'rules' stop her. Blind but unbreakable, she'll bend the earth-and maybe a few egos-to prove that true strength doesn't come from quirks. It comes from the heart.
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【冬猎】上哪给你们找这种不用结婚证也能看的伴侣咨询啊 by bbansarii
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America - All Media Types, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
30 Jun 2025
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时间线雷霆后，冬猎（又）去看伴侣咨询，而这位医生刚好有丰富的接诊“同事”的经验。
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greedy, insatiable, complete by withmycalamitouslove for femmegeorge
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
30 Jun 2025
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“I wanted to show you this last night but, oh well, someone just couldn’t stay awake…”
“Oh we’re wide awake now, baby.”
They ogle him shamelessly, two pairs of eyes raking over the expanse of his body for long minutes before they descend onto the bed, four hands roaming over every inch of his skin; seemingly not being able to get enough, always craving more and more.
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- Part 1 of written mine on my upper thigh
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“I mean, whenever I think about the two of them, I always come to the conclusion that there was some sort of invisible string between them. Even without your help, they would still meet each other at some point.”
Ravi raises his hand like he’s in the classroom. “Isn’t it a red string of fate?”
“A red string of fate, invisible string.” Hen shrugs. “The point is that Buck and Tommy would still find each other with or without Chimney’s help. They were bound to.”
“Invisible string.” Chimney deadpans, probably more annoyed at the fact that his best friend didn’t immediately take his side than her explanation. “You think if I hadn’t intervened, they would still meet each other because of an invisible string?”
(or: while Chimney and Eddie are arguing about who's going to be Buck's best man, Hen tries solving the problem by bringing up the invisible string theory.)
[written for bucktommy hiatus event – week five: string]
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- Part 5 of bucktommy hiatus event (2025)
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Alright! another poor soul that get to be a victim into the BSD world, let see who this poor soul is and how he is fairing?, but this time he didn’t give a damn on the fate and plot lines if it means for him to survive then so be it.
If he can safe some of the characters from a certain fate then okay, but if not then oh well, guess that is just cannon event, baby. he is not a evil nor a good guy, just someone who want to survive this madness.
Oh hey, did he just see a ginger man?
.....OH SHI—
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If the Sea Has No Home, Then I Build One Beside It by wavesagne
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2025
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Buggy the Star Clown was old and infamous. The third Pirate King title was practically within his grasp. But instead, he died at 74, only to wake up in a grimy apartment. Being a broke 25-year-old wasn’t exactly the afterlife he’d expected.
Then Buggy finds him - a tiny, ravenous boy, digging through a trash bin. This world’s Luffy doesn’t know him, but Buggy knows him. And like it or not, his reinvention now includes trying to feed a surprisingly resilient street child and figuring out how to keep his perpetually messy hair somewhat contained.
If there’s one thing Buggy knows, it’s how to survive.
Armed with a stolen second chance, a smartphone full of bizarre new rules and a kitchenette that’s seen better days, he’ll carve a new legacy - one chaotic livestream at a time.
(Or: Reincarnated Buggy decided to grace the internet with his presence, and, naturally, fame followed. Though, even he admits the sheer adoration is a bit much. And the real plot twist is becoming a single dad to a trash-goblin Luffy.)
This is not a grand adventure. There is no epic quest, but just the slow, awkward process of rebuilding a life.
(Summary edited on 22/06/2025)