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  1. Or maybe
    "Hey Puffy, more bitches are trying to kill us, should we use the cannons or the guns?"
    And Niki just looks at them like "Is this normal?"

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      SHJSHJSJ???

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      1. And Puffy T-poses and says: USE THE NUCLEAR BOOOMBS :}

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          Niki: PUFFY nO

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          1. Foolish: *pops into existance* F A T H E R Y E S

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              the whole crew, simultaneously: PUFFY Y E S
              niki:
              the crew:
              puffy:
              niki:
              niki: fuck it. yes.

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              1. 15 seconds later:
                Captain of the Navy: YOUR MAJEEEEESTY
                Niki's Mom of the year: WHAT
                Captain of the Navy: I would like to inform you that your daughter's girlfriend has reduced half of our fleets into a grease spot on the ocean.
                Niki's Mom of the year: E-excuse me?
                Captain of the Navy: As I recall, your daughter said, and I quote "Mommy's boats go boom boom."
                Niki's Mom of the year: *nervous sweating* Oh boi-

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                  "MOMMY'S BOATS GO BOOM BOOM" IM W H E E ZI N G

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                  1. Niki: Now mommy's gonna go boom boom :)
                    Puffy and sam: I think we might be a bad influence on her-

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