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  1. ArtlessComedic on Chapter 2 Mon 04 Sep 2023 11:21PM UTC

    Rolling his eyes, Wil stills the strings of his guitar. “Fine, I get it, he’s more important than me.”
    “Good, so you know your place.”
    LMAAOOOOO
    get his ass, Tommy.

    I'm glad Wilbur and Techno had a real, genuine talk. I'm also glad Tommy didn't get hurt falling from the vents, haha

    “You could not pay me to risk holding that thing ever again.”
    “400 pounds,” Wil replies.
    “Sold. What song is next?”
    HA I totally understand that! seeing the price tag and jerking your hand away hahaha

    “I don’t know everything about you.”
    *squints*
    *checks chapter one*
    And Techno pauses and squints at Phil. “How’d you know that?”
    “I know everything about you.”
    I would be furious at his blatant lies if it weren't for impactful scenes like the scara reveal, or the following line: "A week ago, it would have been a hand waved dismissal. Now it is a subdued admission."

    I LOVE THIS
    Phil is obsessed with knowing as much as possible about his recovered son and getting to know him again and learn about the person he grew into while missing-- but research is nothing in the face of an honest conversation. I like to think he's a little more hurt(?) than hed like to admit about the fact that Techno didn't ask him anything openly

    “Actually, you know what, if I don't get privacy you don’t either. So why are you called the Angel of Death?”
    OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH GET HIS ASS

    “It’s been said I’m a purveyor of doomsdays.”
    this is really fucking cool and I'm only a little mad about it OH THATS SO COOL I HATE HIM hahaha

    …he knows that. He makes plans using that. But he doesn’t think that love will stop you from hurting him.”
    TOMMAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

    "Escape number 1:"
    not me, startling like a cat at the absence of "attempt"

    "Pocket shampoo: gets them every time. Wil isn’t the only one who can keep weird crap in his pockets."
    HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA

    “You aren’t scheduled to leave today.”
    “Master Wilbur is rebelling again,”
    “You’re not a teen anymore, this is unbecoming.”
    I feel like we're learning a lot about him

    THE OL MARBLE HAT TRICK GET FUCKED NERDS
    NOT! EVEN! CLOSE!

    "Pushing past the pain, Techno seizes their wrist and shoves the guard’s own taser into their face."
    WHAT A BAD BITCH

    “Do we shoot him?” That’s bad.
    “NO! Craft likes to do it himself.” That’s worse.
    these lines, combined with: “He’s going to eat you alive,” someone chuckles darkly.
    I know Techno believes them, and I almost do too
    almost
    I really do believe that Phil won't hurt him

    “Technoblade,” Phil begins gently, trying not to provoke him. “Think about what you’re doing for a second. You’ll die too.”
    “Freedom or death,” he hisses.
    I AM SCREAMING OUT LOUD
    HHH I had to stop and pace the room for a minute AAA

    I also think that maybe Techno getting to punch Wilbur and physically fight him might be good for him
    violence isn't always the answer, but anything for catharsis

    "It’s unfortunate, really, that they might see this. Two mistakes to be taken: The first, that Technoblade is weak. The second, that Philza is merciful."
    👁️👄👁️

    I think I need to have a lie down

    "Their reflections distort into strange corruptions of the pair, forms reiterated dozens of times, not a single one catching the truth of the situation."
    GODDDD WHAT A GOOD FUCKING LINE

    “Did you even get your shots?”
    “Uh…” did he? “You’d know that better than I would.”
    OOF

    “As you wish, although you’re making an awful lot of demands for someone who’s grounded.”
    “Like I haven’t been for two weeks.”
    gottim

    “They attacked you?! Woah, they never did that for me, that's mental!”
    I HAVE BEEN SO CURIOUS ABOUT TOMMY THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!! WHERE DID PHIL GET YOU!!!!

    "...just if he maybe comes back to visit. And help Tommy with his homework. And give his little dry quips at meals. And doesn’t leave Tommy."
    oh my god WHO ARE YOU

    Tommy watches with wide eyes, tucked behind his father. He’s in over his head, not knowing what landmine of a situation he accidentally triggered but regretting every second of it. “A-Actually, Dad, it’s fine, really-”
    oh, kiddo pleeeaaaase

    “You’re an adult. Get therapy if you must.”
    HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU CALLED HIM A CHILD
    ugh, fucking parents
    WHOS GONNA THERAPISE HIM, PAL???

    Phil seems to hear the thought. “I told you I don’t run my house with violence,” he reminds softly. “And Tommy needed revenge, and it’s as good a way as any to reconcile. Far more fun at the least. You need to move anyway, you spent a lot of adrenaline today. If you don’t stretch you’ll wind up even more sore.”
    IM GOING.
    TO HAVE.
    A HEART.
    ATTACK.

    Tommy is incredulous at the response. “You like getting your hair pulled?”
    “No. But I can keep it long now because I don’t have to worry about it anymore.” His eyes flicker up to catch Phil dead on.
    UGH

    Later, Philza grins at him fondly over breakfast. “My personal doctor checked me for rabies because of you, I hope you know.”
    AAAAAHAHA
    THIS IS SO CUTE AND SO SILLY AND IM SO ILL FUCK ME UP

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