ok i can’t explain the giddy feeling that just opening this up has given me. like i’m immediately smiling so big, i just know it’s going to be funny and silly and everything to me. i feel it in my bones! heehee 😌 we go
immediately what have you dong?! is that the slogan? is it on the business card? on the shopping bags? in a curved font?
The Treasure Trail p e r k s u p t h e a s s
hmm? no? seems like a miss, personally.
the visual of ian crouching wide eyed and smitten with a shelf full of bullet vibes behind him is doing amazing things to me alsdkfj
omg he peekaboos up just like the mayo video doesn’t he!
eeeeee! they’re both two lil curious kittens. i bet they’re slow blinking at each other heeeheeee!
‼️🚨RED🚨‼️ WE GOT RED FOLKS! RIGHT OFF THE BAT! WE GOT RED! EVERYONE REMAIN CALM! CALM! I SAI- OH MY GODDD ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
you mean to tell me mickey isn’t also losing his shit a little bit and distracting himself with his phone when ian gets back? huh? MISS ME WITH THAT, BROTHER! uh huh yea just go ahead and follow him to the back mhm
“What’s there to read?” Mickey asks, those brows furrowing again, but this time in the most impossibly unworried way. “I go in - I jack off a couple times - I get a hundred bucks.” - the way that i can picture him doing this so clearly is sending meeee! like with a little hand waving? plushy little pout? idk this is amazing imagery idkdddkdkdkdk always unsure of how you do it, but you do it real good.
not ian hhhwhipping the clipboard around 😩 he’s so ridiculous i just couldn’t love him more.
“Mickey’s attention fans out as he nods, clearly taking this information in. This new information. That shouldn’t be new information at all. “So you’re gonna be in there when I nut?” Ian’s brows rise, but he catches himself like a pro. “You don’t-... It’s not required that you climax.” More nodding. Processing.” - noooo i’m fucking wheezing lmaoooo
oh… OH! help me jesus he’s grinning i’m not wheezing anymore jesus *nervous laughter* (he doesn’t got this) (daddy i dont think kitten’s got this either)
ray, i ask once again, as i do every single day, what on earth are you so funny for? i just need to know. you rock, don’t ever change!
THE HEART SHAPED HANDCUFFS!!! AAAAAHHH! *looking around frantically*…. AAAHHH!!!! (painful bitches i bet)
my god i need that mocking spongebob meme right now…. ian and the boy color has killed me dead. WHY BABY?!
comfort is ass…. mhm i’m sayin’
“wrapping the black leather band around Mickey’s (inarguably) very pretty throat and beginning to feed the end into the buckle for him.” - HEY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PHRASE THAT LIKE THAT OH MY GODD?????? WRAPPING! VERY PRETTY! THROAT! FEED! HEY!!!!!!!!!!! 😵💫
HE DON’T GOT ONE OF THOSE!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
“Ian nods. Starts writing whatever his hand decides to write” - ian going over his notes after mickey leaves and finding a bunch of wiggly lines where words were supposed to go. more likely thank you think.
“Surely if he keeps talking, that will fix it.” -SOMEBODY HELP MY BOY! SOMEONE! HELLO? ANYONE!… figures… no one comes to my aid either when i’m like that.
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
t-the noises will get ya yes they fucking will mhmmm…. h-ha haaaaaa what did i say up there? oh yea. daddy i dont think kitten’s got this!!!!!
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
“Gonna crack that fuckin’ clipboard in half, man…” - CRIIIINEEEEE
my goddddd mickey is so fucking smug!!! he’s so flirty and smiley and insufferable oh my god!! RAAAAAAAAAA
‼️🚨BIG BOY🚨‼️ WE GOT BIG BOY FOLKS! RIGHT AT THE END TO SEND US OFF! WE GOT BIG BOY! EVERYONE REMAIN CALM! CALM! I SAI- OH MY GODDD ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
rayyyyyyy uggghhhh! you don’t know how much i needed this laugh. this felt so good to read, it’s so light and fun and hot and sexy and BARK BARK BARK! thank you for writing this, for dropping it in my lap when i needed something to look forward to (even if you maybe didn’t realize). THERE’S NO ONE LIKE YOU HONEY! 💙🩵
silly funny hot words for silly funny hot j - simply! 💙 thank you so much for inspiring me to actually write this finally lol. it has been amazingly helpful at keeping my brain in a good place. you're the best mwah~ 💙
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