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  1. i3atM on Chapter 6 Sat 17 May 2025 05:54AM UTC

    I'm sorry.

    >be me
    >AnIdiotByAnyOtherName's dad
    >don't know why I named them that
    >feel bad about walking out fifteen years ago for milk (blackjack and hookers)
    >decide to come back
    >bring some milk with me
    >maybe they won't suspect anything
    >show up at their house at 4 in the morning
    >AnIdiotByAnyOtherName seems surprised, but immediately buys the milk story
    >that's why I named them that
    >they take a pineapple pizza out of the freezer
    >strange choice
    >ask them why pineapple
    >"oh, well, I've been reading this greentext formatted fanfic on a gay erotica website about this niche gay german game about these gay german ladies in space and pineapple pizza gets mentioned in one chapter as a reference to the game's tv tropes and because it made me laugh I've filled my freezer with nothing but pineapple pizza and I wanted to share it with you it's actually like the themes of the fic are mirroring the theme of corruption in the game by turning all the characters into insane psychotics and now I'm mirroring that by eating pineapple pizza-"
    >get up and walk right out the door
    >take my milk with me
    >I knew I abandoned that family for a fucking reason, I'm going back to hookers and blackjack

    Look, I am sorry, and as someone who's own father was, ahhh, intermittently present in my own upbringing I get it if this stings (if it applies) but A) I have no restraint and B) You walked right into that one dawg.

    I'll delete this comment if you want.

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    1. AnIdiotByAnyOtherName on Chapter 6 Sat 17 May 2025 06:52AM UTC

      LMAO NAH MAN ITS FINE THIS IS A GIFT IM GOING TO GET EVEN MORE PINEAPPLE PIZZA THANK YOU

      its an honor

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      1. i3atM on Chapter 6 Sat 17 May 2025 07:59PM UTC

        Oh, well in that case, fuck you and the pizza you rode in on. \s

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