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  1. Rionere (Guest) on Chapter 1 Sun 01 Jun 2025 07:40PM UTC

    Okay, that's the moment for Adam to show that denial can be deeper than Hell itself. Just whole fic of Evefer trying to convince him that they are married and him having none of that. Might even bond with Charlie over it.

    Adam: "Ain't no way I will believe anything coming out of that lying shapeshifting cunt's mouth! He is called Prince of Lies FOR A REASON!"
    Charlie: "Hey, my father might not be perfect, but he wouldn't li-"
    Adam: "Princess, do you want to believe that I fucked your dad?"
    Charlie: "..."
    Charlie: "Dad, Adam is... right. I can understand jokes, but there are lines for such, and impersonating someone ex-wife is way too far. Identity theft is no joke."
    Evefer: "Ducky, not you too! Wait, "ex-wife"?! I will have you know, we did not divorce! He is still mine! Adam, you did not cheat on me, RIGHT!?"
    Adam: "Don't fucking scream at me! We were never married!"
    Evefer: "ADAM!!!"

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    1. ZappyBoiKenobi on Chapter 1 Mon 02 Jun 2025 02:53AM UTC

      Adam: Fuck off! This means you were technically cheating on me with Lilith!
      Evefer: That doesn't matter! She left me so now I'm not letting go of the only partner I have left!
      Adam: You're not Eve! And we're not marr-

      *The sound of handcuffs. Adam looks down to see handcuffs between him and Evefer*

      Evefer: Till death do us part hubby.

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      1. C ty h (Guest) on Chapter 1 Mon 02 Jun 2025 03:42AM UTC

        Adam: “Wait… I just realized, did Lilith know about this?”

        Evefer: “No? Why would she need to know about this?”

        Adam: “Fuck! Technically you also cheated on Lilith with me! Shit. I’m going to have to apologize to her. Ugh, I hate having to apologize to her for anything. Damn it.”

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