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  1. Vulcravian on Chapter 9 Tue 01 Jul 2025 05:56PM UTC

    Also my funniest goal is just stupid

    Basically this year I was on the soccer team

    1 practice there was only 7 of us because everyone else left

    So we were messing around

    I kept trying to headbutt the ball out of the other team's hands

    He eventually got tired of it so he asked the coach if he could throw it at my head. The coach said yes.

    He threw it

    It hit my head

    It bounced right next to the goal

    I was a bit dizzy but found the ball and ran as fast I could

    I somehow got to the ball before the goalkeeper and got the lightest tap in, scoring.

    I ran back to my team yelling "It worked! It actually worked!"

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    1. Advocating_Peanut on Chapter 9 Wed 02 Jul 2025 05:44PM UTC

      You know that coach is the cool guy 😎. Make sure you don't get a concussion though!

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      1. Vulcravian on Chapter 9 Thu 03 Jul 2025 03:37AM UTC

        He really is

        He asks about my brother every now and then

        (context my older brother went to the same school as me and graduated the year I came.)

        That was my dumbest goal, basically all my goals are just because of dumb luck.

        My very first goal I remember a bit

        I kicked the ball through his leg but didnt score yet. He went up to block me from kicking the ball. I kicked the ball through his legs and it rolled in.

        The next year he left the school. I only knew the kid for 2 years.

        Weird thing about him, he always wore a jacket inside even in 80 degree weather.

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        1. Advocating_Peanut on Chapter 9 Thu 03 Jul 2025 03:55AM UTC

          Sweatshirts in 90 degrees when the school is freezing inside. I saw that A Lot. But the bus is the worst. You're in an oven on wheels.

          I remember I was in music class and we watched a video.on.different modern composers. I believe it was Danny Elfman (who did SpongeBob I think) whose whole career I kid you not, has been purely accidental. If that isn't dumb luck!

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          1. Vulcravian on Chapter 9 Thu 03 Jul 2025 04:25AM UTC

            During debate, one of my former teammates would always make shit up, forgetting that I spent the past few weeks preparing for different arguments

            But also once at a debate competition

            I swear 1 of the rounds was rigged against us

            We were debating animal testing. We said that. Conputer testing was 87% accurate while animal testing was 81% accurate.

            They just kept saying that animal testing was 6% more accurate

            We kept asking how it could be less accurate and still better

            They didn't say anything that made sense.

            The judge still gave the win to them.

            Because "they argued about the human side" like wtf if you argue something is more accurate, it benefits humans more!

            Sorry about the little rant. Those 2 idiots get me worked up on memory.

            Funny detail the girls names was Naomi and Elizabeth. The white girl was Naomi while the asian girl was Elizabeth. We at hearing their names thought it would be the reverse.

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            1. Advocating_Peanut on Chapter 9 Thu 03 Jul 2025 03:03PM UTC

              Ngl, this got me cracking up a bit. Reminded me of the time when in 4th grade we had to debate if zoos were ethical.

              I had only seen this woman once. She was older and resembled nothing of the lady that used to be on the syrup bottle. But her name was vaguely similar and so I got to the point where I called her Jemima and just never stopped, lol.

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              1. Vulcravian on Chapter 9 Thu 03 Jul 2025 03:51PM UTC

                I have no idea what bottle you're talking about.

                I'm assuming a maple syrup bottle.

                Also in my 1st year of debate

                Our opponents started arguing for our side by accident because they thought they were Con and we were Pro. Which was the opposite.

                The entire time while they were giving their speech, me and my partner were looking at eachother in just pure confusion

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                1. Advocating_Peanut on Chapter 9 Fri 04 Jul 2025 05:51PM UTC

                  I think it's called Pearl Milling Company now. But it used to be Aunt Jemima's syrup
                  I guess it has been a few years since they changed it. Right around the time they changed the label on Land O' Lakes butter too...

                  Ugh, it sucks when you're in the middle of someone speaking and haven't understood a thing.

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                  1. Vulcravian on Chapter 9 Sat 05 Jul 2025 06:06AM UTC

                    It does

                     

                    But I think I know what you're talking about now

                    Also there's this 3rd grader at my old school that I despise with all my fury

                    The kid is the most annoying person alive, says he is a 1600 on chess.com which is such a big lie because it is never a competition between us.

                    Just plain rude to all the captains(including me)

                    Always lies whenever we play a game

                    I have wanted to kick him off the team for months but I don’t have that power.

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