DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I’M ILL and the ONLY CURE is lavendermystic rarijack fanfiction in 4k word chapter doses (holds out my spazzed out arms) I’M READY. Hey RARIJACK LOVERS ??? heh, YEAH, reporting for duty. Dude I’ve watched an absolutely unholy amount of rarijack edits on Tick Tock by now and they KEEP showing up LIV.. YOUR REACH. OBSESSED with you and your work as per usual I have been so excited to read more! 🥰🥰🫶🫶💞💞
IMMEDIATELY bombed with the word “perusing” again I’m literally obsessed with you writing that word LMFAOOO I’m brought right back to sweet talk when Alhaitham was perusing for that ring
“she knew her usual style didn’t exactly scream country” well I know somebody country’s gonna have her screaming REAL soon (I’M SORRY)
“She and AJ had exchanged phone numbers last night before she left” THEY DID!?????? I’m excitedly panting like a little dog rn
“Rarity had to admit that she was a bit disappointed to not have a message yet. Silly, you haven’t sent one to her yet, either!” FUCK…. REAL…. but as the masc its AJ’s unwritten princess treatment duty to do everything first SOOOO ☝️☝️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
“That night, she made it home to the cheap town home” OH MY GOSH you’re telling me she doesn’t live on too of the boutique in this universe?? Is the boutique still in that like strange semi-secluded semi-isolated from the rest of town area like it was in the show or is it on a cute little street with other small businesses… I MUST KNOW
SEEING AJ LINES WITHOUT THE COUNTRY ACCENT WRITTEN IN IS THROWING ME FOR ONE GAHAHAHAHA BUT YOU’RE SO GOOD I’M STILL READING IT IN HER VOICE REGARDLESS
“And maybe, possibly… she was excited to make a friend out of AJ.” SOOOOO CUTE SO SWEET… UGH 🥹🥹 yes yes forget all of that other unimportant muck this is the TRUE reason. 🙂↕️
AMELIA IS SOO FREAKING CUTE I’M ABOUT TO GET AGGRESSIVE 😭😭 she was WAITING for her ??? BROOOO your AB is so accurate, she actually gets this enamored by new people she meets that she thinks are really cool all the time and you’ve got that DOWN 🥹
“She was willing to bet that this house was rarely ever quiet” GOD I love this so much, just the mere concept of it—- and OMFG I’m totally getting my grandma’s house out in rural Ohio vibes from this country house I freaking love it. if doctoring doesn’t work out my ass is FARMING in a COUNTRY HOUSE. 😫
“a bedroom that could more accurately be described as a pink explosion” OH MY GOSH was this inspired by me??!1!1!1☝️☝️😍😍 LMFAO I’M KIDDING BUT HEYYY TWIN
“I don’t need all this frilly frou-frou nonsense that you have goin’ on.” I LOVE THIS LINE. SOOOOOOOO MUCH. I READ IT MULTIPLE TIMES AND I LAUGHED EVERY TIME THIS IS AMAZING LIV
“AJ stuffed her hands in her pockets, crossing one leg over the other.” OH MY GOD I’M GONNA CRY SHE HIT HER SIGNATURE STANCE I LOVE YOU JAHSJAHAHAHAH HELP I’MDYING
“Did you use magic or somethin’?” BECAUSE 🫵🫵🫵BECAUSE SHE’S A UNICORN!!! 🫵🫵🫵
AJ being here the whole time while Rarity is sitting and doing hair and makeup is SO SWEET, and gosh I love how very clearly enchanted by Rarity Amelia is 🥹🥹🥹
“Well no, but… it’s just another flannel.” I’M SO RUGGED!! WHAT, CUZ I’M NOT WEARIN A FUCKEN FLANNEL IN 80 DEGREE WEATHER⁉️ GOD flannels are so AJ, I wore my new-ish brown flannel and flared jeans and literally felt like her the other day. I was like get me a cowboy hat and I’m ridin to tarnation brothers
THE WAYYY THEY’RE BICKERING IN THIS SCENEEE HEART HEART HEART 🫶🫶🫶🫶 it’s SOOO look before you sleep
Oh my gosh stop I thought Diana was Pinkie Pie for a second because she’s Pinkamena Diane… I quickly realized who that actually was LMFAOOOO. ALSO I LOVE THE DESCRIPTOR “sensing she was wading into dangerous territory” IT’S SUCH A GOOD WAY to describe being hesitant to ask about something that you’re already getting bad vibes from
“A wet hen.” The blonde sighed. “Nevermind.” HAHAHAHAHAH AHHHHH LOVE!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS Rarity not understanding the countryism, AJ repeating it for her before she realizes that was absolutely useless OH THIS WAS PERFECT
“and see everyone in her class dressed up.” There is NO WAY she’s looking forward to seeing these eighth grade chop hos dressed up.. she’s about to be THE belle of the ball 🙂↕️🙂↕️
“What?!” She asked when she caught AJ raising an eyebrow at her work. “You eat with your eyes first, don’t you?” AWWWWWW HEHEHHEE and she’s absolutely right ☝️😘
I WOULD EASILY MAX OUT THIS COMMENT IF I WERE TO COPY-PASTE EVERYTHING I LOVED ABOUT AJ AND RARITY’S CONVERSATION HERE, so I will not but UGH PLEASE scroll back up and reread your own magnificent work, it’s SO them it’s entirely in their voices— and I love your interpretation of both of their outlooks on school and their lives and finding their passions and stuff 🥹 yay 💞💞💞
“AJ…” Rarity put her hand on the other woman’s arm. “She’s fine.” MY HEART kinda flipped here 😳😳 maybe that’s a touch starved alert LMFAOO NOTHING IS HAPPENING but Rarity being so empathetic and sensing here is so nice
“Where Rarity was making dress forms and cutting fabrics, AJ was crimping pie crusts and rolling dough. And it was all for the same thing– to see the smiles of gratification on the faces of others.” And Liv is writing fanfiction for this same purpose 🥰
MRS. CAKE IS HERE I CHEEREDDD‼️‼️ she is SUCH a southern woman I have such an accent I imagine for her in this particular AU I should do it for you
HITTING RARITY RIGHT IN THE CHEST WITH THE “VOLUNTARILY” HELP 😭😭 she’s like “UHH WELL !! Well.. YES YEAH!! LOVE!!”
“It seemed like some sort of internal sense had gone off, alerting her to hone in on her sister.” AJ’s big sister instinct has my whole heart 😫😫 also LIVINGGGG for Rarity internally critiquing Diana’s outfit
“muscles showing through the sleeves of her flannel.” WHAT😳😳 FINGERS IN MY MOUTH
“how her “daddy would hear about this.” DIANA MALFOY NO…. But oh my GOODNESS AJ STANDING UP FOR HER SISTER!!!!! IT ISN’T CLOCKING TO DIANA!!! THAT SHE’S STANDING ON BUSINESS!!! Dude. I love this family 🥹 can I please be a smith pronto
“Sitting in that passenger seat, Rarity realized that Anne-Jaqueline was a natural beauty.” SQUEALING. SCREECHING. SCREAMING. But alsoo AHHHH and Rarity’s cutie mark being because she attracts naturally beautiful things like gemstone ores?? Soooo 🤭🤭
“The three girls waltzed into the kitchen of the Smith’s farmhouse, still singing classic country songs at the top of their lungs. Although Rarity didn’t really know the music, she smiled as she watched the two of them grasping hands and dancing around together after such a bad night for Amelia.” AAAAAAAA THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA GO COMMIT CRIMES
“Amelia ended up begging to have it alamode” because she is a girl with TASTE!! EVVVVERYPONY KNOWS APPLE PIE MUUUST be accompanied by ice cream they are SOULMATES, darling. Also you know what they say a warm apple pie feels like…
“The mix of scalding hot apple filling and cold, smooth ice cream sent Rarity’s taste buds to heaven.” THE DECARIPTION WAS A LITTLE TEWWW GOOD, MY IRONMOUTH WANTS THIS IN ME CARNALLY. AURRGRHHHH THIS IS PORNOGRAPHIC LIV WRONG ACCOUNT WRONG ACCOUNT. FUCK I want apple pie and creamy vanilla ice cream so bad you don’t understand UOU DONT UNDERSTAND
“You could be Amelia’s honorary sister… she loves you so much.” It was that night when Rarity decided, she couldn’t get enough of the Smith family. WHAAAAAT HELLO HELLOOOOO HELLO DOES SHE NOT KNOW THAT THIS JUST CHANGED RARITY’S ENTIRE BRAIN CHEMISTRY HOOOOOOLY PEAK. AND MINE TOO WHAT the way I’d actually call up the mayor and get married on the spot
LIVVVV you never fail to impress me and ABSOLUTELY utterly fully and completely delight me with your writing! This is truly such a highlight to my week, I love rarijack and I love lavendermystic fanfiction and I love the way your brain works and this is so amazing and your mind is so massive and large for this. I’m so enamored by the world and characters you’ve adapted to a human setting 🥹🫶 SO so excited to see how this continues! I’m literally gonna be thinking about apple pie and familial love for the rest of eternity forever. God. ALSO those other commenters made me smile so big,,, how SWEET AND CUTE I’m literally putting them in my pocket and taking them with me to war I’m SO HAPPY you’re getting the reception you deserve 💞💞💞💞 SEE YOU SO SOON! MWAH! INCROYABLE!🫶🫶💞💞💞💞💞💞
HIIII MICCC HEHEHEHE THANK YOU FOR YOUR CVS RECEIPT COMMENT PER USUAL!! I’m so glad I pulled you into the Rarijack trenches with me😈😈 Something about country x city hits SO GOOD when it’s wlw idk
I LOVE A GOOD PERUSING SESH. It’s seriously such a fun word to use I’m glad you like it😂
YOUR SCREAMING COMMENT😭😭 erm yeah guilty🤤
YESSS SHE GOT THEM ANNE JAQUELYN DIGITS😻😻 I love them calling each other🥹🥹
SO TRUE AJ as the masc needs to step up and make some MOVES in this relationship😻😻😻😻
HER BOUTIQUE IS IN TOWN SQUARE IN THIS AU so I didn’t think it was realistic for her to live there sadly🥲🥲
I KNOW but like AJ wouldn’t text in a country accent so it’s so hard😭😭
YESSS RARIJACK FRIENDSHIP IS BEGINNING LETS GOOOOO😻
OMG YAYYYY I’m glad you like my AB🥹🥹 she’s just always so curious about other people and super excited so I’m glad that came through
LOVEEEE THEIR COUNTRY HOUSE SO MUCH and I love how it’s always full of noise and family spending time together🥹🥹
YOU AND AB ARE SOOO TWINS WITH THE BEDROOM DECOR LMAOOO💓💓
HEHEHHEE SOOO GLAD YOU LIKED THE FROU FROU LINE I LOVE IT TOO😂
I HAD TO THROW HER SIGNATURE STANCE IN THERE SOMEWHERE YOU KNOW I LOVE A REFERENCE😍😍
AND YOU CAUGHT THE MAGIC REF YOUR PERFECT
I KNOWWWW UGGGHHHH I’m obsessed with AB and Rarity’s relationship so much🥹🥹🥹🥹
LMAOOOO YES AJ IS SOOO FLANNEL CODED. EG missed the boat with no flannel, men’s jeans, and carabiner IM SAYINGGG. Also love you riding at dawn in that fit😂😂
I LOVE ME A GOOD LOVERS QUARREL WHAT CAN I SAY😍
YEAH ID HATE TO DISAPPOINT… Diana is Diamond Tiara😭😭 not Miss Pie even though I love her to pieces💔💔
I WILL ALWAYS WRITE IN AJ COUNTRYISMS WHERE I CAN.
Oh yes trust Amelia ABSOLUTELY stole the whole damn show😍😍
Idk I just love the idea of Rarity carefully arranging all of AJ’s pastries🥹🥹
AWWW IM HAPPY YOU LIKED THEIR CONVO!! So glad it came across natural, I’m always worried about that
YESS RARITY IS SO GOOD AT SENSING EMOTIONS🥹🥹 AJ really needs someone like that
Awwww yes, we all work for the same goal🥹
PLEASE DO YOUR MRS CAKE ACCENT I NEED IT🙏🙏
LMAOOOOO YESSS SHE HAD TO SAY VOLUNTARILY💀💀
Yes I think AJ totally had a spidey sense for AB. Also yes Rarity’s first instinct is to judge Diana’s outfit😂😂
MUSCLY AJ WILL NEVER NOT BE HOT
DIANA IS SOOO MALFOY LMAO😂 also yes I was happy with AJ standing up for AB, this will come back to eventually but in a less fun way😭😭
RARITY ATTRACTS AND LOVES BEAUTIFUL THINGS ABSOLUTELY. Enough said😍
ALAMODE APPLE PIE IS AN S TIER DESSERT I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. Also not the American Pie reference LMAO😭
SORRYYYY I GUESS I SHOULD TAG FOOD PORN LMFAOOO😂😂 very happy you liked the description, I too want some pie💔
YES AB ABSOLUTELY PLANTED A SEED IN RARITY’S HEAD WITH THIS ONE. When’s the wedding???😍
HEHEHEHE YAYY MIC IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY YOURE ENJOYING THIS UNIVERSE!! It means a lot that you like my interpretation of these guys🥹🥹 thank you for always reading and commenting and supporting my work, sending love💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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PinkJui on Chapter 3 Wed 16 Jul 2025 11:54AM UTC
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