Comment on The Naked Jewel Thief (Reboot)

  1. For the jewelry stores, emphasis is on the word "some." And I can see Charmy and Espio instantly denying Vector as their friend if anyone they interact with outside the agency ever brings it up. Also, I had a solemn oneshot fanfic idea between Sonic and that Deadly Six demoness Zeena from the Lost World game...

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    1. I’m sure they would be getting cheeseburgers, fries, and shakes while Vector suffers. And oh?

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      1. Well, I kinda saw this fanart online:

        https://x.com/KitareArtist/status/1937873143647113233

        and recalled all the jokes many fans made about Zeena having a crush on Sonic. She only flirted with him out of mockery but then I was like "What if it was serious and she turned Sonic into her lover if he was captured and roboticized in Tails' place?"

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        1. I’m pretty sure Amy would skin Zeena alive if that were the case. But I wouldn’t mind toying with such an idea.

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          1. Following the game's lore, Amy would be dead by that point but yeah. And considering its tragedy, Sonic's fate with Zeena would be played realistically because she discovers that the roboticization keeps all his organic functions intact despite him being brain dead, including his reproductive ones. Considering she's a literal amoral monster, she would make Sonic sire a kid for her just for shits and giggles. I was thinking an adorable little green hedgehog boy who looks just like Classic Sonic but with a horn and Zeena's black body stripes.

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            1. I’ll have to keep an open mind for that idea. I might end up making a harem story out of it, but it’s not a bad idea for that sort of thing for Sonic to end up with Zeena.

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              1. After the boy would follow a little blue hedgehog girl again with Zeena's horn and body stripes but also her green hair. And if Sonic does snap out of it...well, don't know how he'll react upon seeing Zeena used him and made him give her offspring against his will. Not helping is SEGA officially removed all the characters' ages from Sonic Channel, so now fans can make them as old as they want them to be depending on imagination.

                Also, I wonder what Zeena would name the kids and how her brothers will react?

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                1. I had no idea SEGA did that. But I’m sure I would age up Zeena because she seems like served the Deadly Six for a very long time. And it seems like a plausible story.

                  And I’m sure Sonic would feel somewhat flattered.

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                  1. Master Zik is actually the oldest member of the Deadly Six. He's literally over a millennia old while the rest of them including Zeena are close to two centuries old, so she's already aged up. And I think the kids' names between Sonic and Zeena would keep the first letter of Z-motif from the former and be Zonic (reference to the Archie Sonic character) and Zoe.

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                    1. I’m amazed he’s still breathing. And I could see it.

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                      1. The other Deadly Six members would not like Zeena having kids for their worst enemy. Not sure what their powers would be though...like, how can technokinesis and super speed be combined?

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                        1. I’m sure they consult Silver on that one.

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                          1. Meanwhile, Sonic while still roboticized, will be slowly regaining his free will and self-awareness. He sees the kids and is shocked, but soon just accepts "This is my life now" and resigns to being Zeena's lover/husband forever. Eggman on the other hand...

                            "sees Sonic's kids" Eggman: THERE'S TWO MORE?! *screams in terror and runs through nearest wall Looney Tunes style.

                            Also, Sonic's friends...well if they're dead from the game, will be screaming in surprise from the afterlife with Amy wanting to defy Death itself to give Zeena one hell of a beatdown for stealing and soiling her man.

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                            1. You know, I can never really tell if Zeena is wearing clothing or it's just how she looks.

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                              1. SEGA confirmed she's nude. Her stripes cover her body to make it look like she's wearing a dress. It's how they got past the censors to release the Lost World game.

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                                1. Maybe I should just keep her nude for simplicity sake.

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                                  1. I was wondering how her brothers and Zik will react once they get over the shock and anger of her children. The IDW comic their story continues in says they took Eggman's factory in Lava Mountain and repurposed it into a castle for their primary residence after destroying all his other ones on the Lost Hex. So Sonic and the kids will also be staying there with her. (This will also end Sonic's nomadic lifestyle as he will now be forced into a permanent home.)

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                                    1. Sounds plausible (certainly beats anything Amy tried to do).

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                                      1. Predictably, because they all technically live in a volcano, it will be very very hot...but the atmosphere in Lave Mountain's quadrant will still have a stable oxygen level and the castle itself will be equipped with plenty of magma proof air conditioning so its occupants don't overheat or suffocate to death. Also, I think Zik will eventually warm up to the kids like a real grandfather would and the other four males would take them in as their niece and nephew, with a couple even playing games or teaching the kids when they're not plotting world domination.

                                        Zonic and Zoe will also be free to explore Lost Hex's other geographical quadrants under Zeena's supervision. As for what they will eat...well, it's implied the Lost Hex has regular food and water like Earth because Zomom was seen eating an ordinary (although giant) club sandwich.

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                                        1. Sounds like fun.

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                                          1. If you ever looked up or watched DragonBall GT, the kids will grow up to be like Nova Shenron from the Shadow Dragon saga. Both will take their teachings seriously, will be more mature with cold demeanors and calculating minds. But thanks to Sonic's genes, they will have a rarely shown kind side. That will be the biggest clue that they're not fully evil.

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                                            1. I’ll take that story into consideration.

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