You're not dirty-minded, you're a visionary (and honestly, same). That image is now officially canon in my head. I’m thinking Zhongli’s hoard is 50% ancient Liyue artifacts, 40% bones of his enemies, and 10% just really soft blankets so Childe doesn't get chilly.
And look, a dragon needs a hoard, but a dragon also needs a trophy to put in it. And in this case, the trophy is Childe.
On the lore theories—don't let anyone tell you otherwise, a dragon-shaped Zhongli is always a good theory. My work here is done.
And as for your OC and their tail and ears... you're not wrong, Childe is absolutely a simp. But he's an equal opportunity simp. He would go crazy for anyone's tail and ears, but he would go absolutely feral for one with a god-tier dragon voice and a really great ass, haha.
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