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Another 2012 x 2018 Chat Fic

Chapter 14: Chapter 14

Notes:

RAT FLU PART 2 🐀 "BUCKLE UP, BOYS. ITS ABOUT TO GET WEIRD" - RAPH

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

MysticMike: HOLY HSIT

 

MysticMike: its so cold in here imma hibernate soon

 

BigRed: Mike language! >:(

 

SaiGuy: didn’t we already cover how dangerous hibernation is for you man?

 

NeonLeon: Seriously big bro? He even spelled it wrong

 

BigRed: I know what he meant

 

MysticMike: SHIT

 

MysticMike: SHIT

 

MysticMike: SHIT

 

MysticMike: are you happy NOW @BigRed ??

 

BigRed: NO?! 

 

SaiGuy: LOL

 

PuckYouUp: you go little Mikey! 

 

MysticMike : who are you calling little ?! I’ll throw an entire city bus at you @PuckYouUp

 

CaptainRyan092897: Why is your lair so cold? Did you guys lose power? :O

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Negative. Pa-Pa is sick with the flu and he’s feeling overheated at the moment so he turned off the heat in the lair and turned the A/C up to it’s highest setting even though his sons are cold blooded reptiles

 

MetalHead: That's very irresponsible of him!

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: You’re preaching to the choir my parallel pal

 

NeonLeon: at least it’s February so our winter jackets, hats, gloves and snow pants aren’t packed away in storage yet

 

SaiGuy: how long does he stay sick for?

 

BigRed: there are 7 stages and how long they last changes each time

 

BigRed: last time it was over in a day but we’ve dealt with rat flu for up to 3 days before

 

MysticMike: Eish - dont remind me! O.O

 

NeonLeon: if at least 1 of us stays healthy for all 7 stages then we get to ask for ANYTHING that we want and dad will give it to us

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: At least… that’s what he says

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: We’ve never actually made it to the legendary 'Must Say Yes Stage'

 

BigRed: we kinda did last year but SOMEONE who I wont be naming ruined it

 

BigRed: @NeonLeon

 

NeonLeon: duuuuude I was so sick you can’t blame me for that :P

 

NeonLeon: and really is on you for not taking my sword away from me

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Gentlemen – as much as I hate to cut short Leo getting blamed for things by our big brother dearest – the A/C has been shut off and I just heard an electric razor

 

BigRed: YOU KNOW THE DRILL BOYS 

 

BigRed: SUITS ON SUITS ON

 

NeonLeon: ahhhhh

 

DrPrankenstein: WAIT wats happening now?!

 

NeonLeon: Stage 2: Wild Rat Man 

 

BigRed: Leo get off your phone and focus! Stage 3 is where you tapped out last time

 

MetalHead: like hazmat suits?? Is this illness really that serious??

 

MysticMike: We don't even know what we’re gonna ask for tho

 

DrPrankenstein: ooh ooh how about a brick oven for pizza?!

 

MysticMike: I said that last year dude! <3

 

DrPrankenstein: now i want pizza

 

SaiGuy: Muckey when do you not want pizza? 

 

DrPrankenstein: MUCKEy?! >:|

 

PuckYouUp: haha Muckey like Muckman

 

PuckYouUp: havent thought about that gross dude in awhile tbh

 

SaiGuy: who even says tbh anymore??

 

PuckYouUp: me tbh

 

SaiGuy: Casey you’re lame as hell and you annoy me to no end

 

PuckYouUp: to be tbh honest that woulda hurt if I had feelings

 

MysticMike: LOL ^ BUT @BigRed for realsies we should ask for a brick pizza oven this year when we DO make it to Stage 7

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: NO NO NO WE’RE ASKING FOR MY URANIUM

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: END OF DISCUSSION

 

BigRed: we’re not even gonna make it to stage 7 unless you bozos get off your phones and FOCUS UP

 

NeonLeon: I say we ask for cloaking brooches since dad could probles get Big Mama to give him some since she’s still sweet on him which is nauseating

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: …

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: …

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: nooooo my Uranium or my very own cloaking brooch

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: …

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Nardo I hate you

 

NeonLeon: to be tbh honest I am smart af as fuck

 

PuckYouUp: EeYYYYYYYY! ^

 

SaiGuy: you both are ridiculous and you give me headaches

 

MysticMike: - inserts dark and blurry image with a rough outline of Mikey wearing a hazmat suit -

 

MysticMike: I'm hiding in a kitchen cupboard rn

 

MysticMike: I hear screaming >.<

 

DrPrankenstein: dude I feel like I’m watching a horror film!

 

NeonLeon: - inserts blurry image of the ceiling and a corner of their grey couch -

 

NeonLeon: I AM IN THE COUCH

 

NeonLeon: I AM COUCH

 

DrPrankenstein: dude im gonna pee im laughing so hard XD

 

DrPrankenstein: im making popcorn ^^

 

MysticMike: Donnie and Raph are still screaming so I think they bein chased by dad

 

MysticMike: they will be missed

 

MysticMike: insert worlds smallest violin 

 

CaptainRyan092897: I just spit out my water! how did you get into the couch Leon? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Leon a portal would be good right aboufjdksafjsjkldk 

 

NeonLeon: HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY PORTALS :O

 

SaiGuy: I thought you were the self proclaimed ‘portal master’ 

 

NeonLeon: i am! shut up snickers fun size Raph

 

BigRed: language Leo! 

 

SaiGuy: fuck you too Nardo!

 

BigRed: language other me!

 

NeonLeon: HEY! To be tbh honest only my twin can call me Nardo! 

 

BigRed: why are you all still on your phones???

 

BigRed: its like you want us to lose this time!

 

BigRed: oh no! Stage 3 guys! Keep your suits on! 

 

BigRed: Leo stay in the couch! 

 

PuckYouUp: HAHAHAHAHa ^

 

PuckYouUp: Mikey I’m coming for some of your popcorn

 

DrPrankenstein: who says ill share with you fool?? Go make ur own

 

MysticMike: I’m still in teh cupboard… but YOU KNOW WHO is in the KITCHEN

 

MetalHead: Voldemort? 

 

MysticMike: HELP!

 

MysticMike: we dont say that name or youll summon him fool @MetalHead

 

MysticMike: hes singing this terribly cheesy song about how much he loves the color orange and im gonna gag

 

MetalHead: I'm sorry other Mike but I'm picturing Voldemort serenading you in your kitchen now XD

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’ll create a distraction if you agree to support my request for Uranium! 

 

MysticMike: …

 

MysticMike: fine.

 

BigRed: DONNIE!

 

NeonLeon: dude what the fuck??

 

NeonLeon: @Bootyyyshaker9000 hijo de las mil putas

 

NeonLeon:  Donnie que te folle un pez

 

MysticMike: D’s distraction was shouting ‘dad blue’s in the couch!’ XD

 

BigRed: LEO language! I think..?

 

PuckYouUp: savage as fuck and I am hear for it BABY!!

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: *here

 

DrPrankenstein: LOL i love it

 

CaptainRyan092897: Run other me! Make a portal! 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Leo is now running around in a circle shouting ‘I’m your least favorite go after Mikey!’

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: oh… and he got him

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Raph, Leo’s infected! Quarantine him! 

 

NeonLeon: no no no you guys need me!

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Maybe he wouldn’t have been caught if he wasn’t so busy telling me to get fucked by a fish in Spanish

 

SaiGuy: thats what he said?? HAHA This is my favorite Leo

 

CaptainRyan092897: hey :/

 

CaptainRyan092897: but wait isn’t their sister a fish??

 

DrPrankenstein: says the guy in love with Karai ^

 

MysticMike: GRAM-GRAM

 

CaptainRyan092897: I am not Mikey! 

 

DrPrankenstein: You are right bro you are not me you are Leo

 

DrPrankenstein: to be tbh honest i thought you knew that

 

CaptainRyan092897: I am not, Mikey!

 

CaptainRyan092897: There ^ punctuation

 

PsychicONeil: I just checked this chat for the first time in a few hours and the first thing I saw was the message ‘telling me to get fucked by a fish in Spanish’ and now I’m gonna just sign out and leave

 

DrPrankenstein: Noo April come back! You can have some popcorn with meeeee

 

BigRed: FUCKING DAMNIT TO HELL again?? On stage 3 Leo??

 

DrPrankenstein: LANGUAGE! :O

 

PuckYouUp: duuuuude language! There are young ears here! Think of your Muckey! 

 

MysticMike: Raph??? :O

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Raphael! Language!

 

SaiGuy: HA! I KNEW OTHER ME HAD TO SWEAR SOMETIME! XD

 

MysticMike: hey wait fuck you @PuckYouUp 

 

BigRed: …

 

BigRed: …

 

BigRed: Mike language!

 

MysticMike: NUH UH HYPOCRITE! ^

 

CaptainRyan092897: ^

 

PsychicONeil: ^

 

MetalHead: ^ 

 

YellowSubmarine: ^

 

DrPrankenstein: Other April!! <3

 

YellowSubmarine: Hi sweetheart! 

 

YellowSubmarine: I’m taking my lunch break and just checked my phone

 

YellowSubmarine: cant believe Leos out on stage 3 again 

 

YellowSubmarine: to be tbh honest what a loser

 

SaiGuy: SeriouslY?? you too??? 

 

PuckYouUP: haha yes virtual high five other April! 

 

YellowSubmarine: this time for the love of god take away his sword before you quarantine him

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I think you are forgetting that my dear twin can conjure up as many swords as he wants with his mystic powers

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: He’s the bane of my existence and the reason I’m constantly running out of pens in my lab! 

 

CaptainRyan092897: I wish I could do that :(

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: You also wish you could steal all of my pens? :O

 

CaptainRyan092897: What? No XD

 

CaptainRyan092897: The sword thing would be awesome! I hate when I lose a katana in battle

 

MysticMike: eey boy… stage 3 has ended

 

MetalHead: What's stage 4?

 

MysticMike: Ninja Supreme!

 

MysticMike: Donnie got bit on this stage last year

 

NeonLeon: Donnie está loco como una cabra

 

NeonLeon: por qué hace tanto calor?

 

PuckYouUp: to be tbh honest @NeonLeon ‘s right af as fuck Donnie está loco como una cabra

 

CaptainRyan092897: what did he just say? ^

 

MysticMike: noooooooo dad just cut the lights~

 

DrPrankenstein: ooh back to the scary movie vibes! Yus!

 

MysticMike: its really dark now :( Im scared

 

BigRed: get to Donnie’s lab and we’ll barricade inside! 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I just ran past where Leo was quarantined and hes not there! I repeat he’s not there! 

 

BigRed: oh for the love of pizza

 

BigRed: we’ll deal with that later just get to the fdklafj

 

MysticMike: NOOOOOOOOO Raph’s been bit and Leo’s gone!!!

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: shit shit shit

 

YellowSubmarine: I found your missing Leo -_- boy portalled into the back room at Subway

 

YellowSubmarine: I’ll take him back to my apartment and take care of him… he’s pretty feverish and out of it

 

MysticMike: I’m glad Leo’s with you but April I don’t know what to do with Raph down!! :’(

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Just get to the lab Mikey! 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Oh wait… now he’s singing

 

MysticMike: Thank God for Stage 5! 

 

YellowSubmarine: Is Stage 5 Karaoke Love Songs? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes and it is already EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL

 

MetalHead: I cannot imagine Splinter singing karaoke

 

DrPrankenstein: maybe he would if we asked him? 

 

CaptainRyan092897: There's no way he’d agree to that

 

MysticMike: Okay we’ve got Raph in quarantine now 

 

MysticMike: just one more stage and then we’ll get whatever we want!!

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: You mean we’ll be getting my Uranium :)

 

MysticMike: right -_-

 

MysticMike: - inserts audio file -

 

MysticMike: if I have to suffer then so does everyone else! 

 

SaiGuy: Nope I’m not even going to open that

 

DrPrankenstein: thats okay @SaiGuy! I’ll play it and come to you so we can listen together <3 

 

SaiGuy: Mike stay the fuck away from me! 

 

MetalHead: I’ll admit curiosity got the best of me and I listened for about 4 seconds and I cannot imagine the pain you guys must be in 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I CANT FIND MY NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: OF ALL THE DAYS

 

MysticMike: Here’s the next song he’s torturing us with

 

MysticMike: - inserts audio file -

 

PuckYouUp: HAHA what if THIS stage lasts for 3 days? 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: You monster don’t even SAY that! You'll jinx us!

 

MysticMike: - inserts audio file -





 

DrPrankenstein: hey anybody over there alive still?? :/

 

DrPrankenstein: did you guys get bit?? The chats been quiet for like 8 minutes now

 

MysticMike: No! It’s Stage 6: Fanfiction! :D

 

MysticMike: dad actually makes up really good Lou Jitsu fanfiction so its like story time at the moment <3 





 

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: MIKEY WE DID IT!

 

Bootyyyshaker9000: STAGE 7!!! MUST SAY YES!!

 

CaptainRyan092897: Great job guys! (even if Donnie did sabotage my counterpart…)

 

MetalHead: Nice job my parallel pal and dimensional younger brother

 

DrPrankenstein: WHOOO that deserves a BOOYAKASHA! 

 

MysticMike: Nah baby it's time for a COWABUNGA!! ^-^

 

PuckYouUp: to be tbh honest im proud as fuck af :’)

 

SaiGuy: how long with other me be sick and in quarantine??

 

YellowSubmarine: probably a few days :(

 

YellowSubmarine: nice job boys! I’m glad you’re finally getting your Uranium Donnie!





 

MysticMike: Donnie asked dad for 8 cloaking brooches so you guys can each have one too <3 @CaptainRyan092897 @SaiGuy @MetalHead @DrPrankenstein


MysticMike: Dad said he’ll make it happen ^^

Notes:

I cannot take credit for the 'to be tbh honest ___ af as fuck' as this is a joke that came from this amazing Kuroko No Basket fanfic: https://archiveofourown.to/works/12347883 ← I use this phrase often so I wanted to include it here because its funny af as fuck 😆 If you are a Kuroko No Basket fan, I recommend giving that story a read!

I hope you enjoyed this chapter 🥰 It was fun to write!

Until next time 😘