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The Great Unsnappening of Derry, Maine, circa 2016 by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
09 Dec 2019
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“I mean, once you kill the beast that’s usually where the story ends, isn’t it? There’s not supposed to be some crazy… hundreds-of-people-brought-back-from-colonial-fucking-times bullshit, right?”
“Well… in Jaws, they were fighting a shark,” Ben tries, and God, this guy is exactly as too fucking nice as he was when he was about a foot shorter and two feet wider, because he’s actually humoring Richie with this. “We were fighting something decidedly less… normal, so it makes sense that what follows might be a bit abnormal, too.”
“A bit abnormal? You’re calling all this a bit abnormal, Haystack?”
Or: Killing It doesn’t just kill It.
Derry is now dealing with a new nightmare of the legal and logistical sort, Richie doesn’t want to look a gift turtle in the mouth, the Losers Club is better with kids than their parents ever were, and Eddie Kaspbrak is a mess. Not that that’s news to anyone.
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