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Don’t Give Star Wars Characters A Phone

Chapter 23: Streamers

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Zorii has started a chat room

 

Zorii invited Birthday Planners

 

Kaydel: Guys...the porg got into the streamers.

 

Rose: NOOOOO it took me hours to roll those up!!!!

 

Kaydel: I’m sorryyyyy

 

Rey: I can help fix it, the guest list is pretty simple.

 

Zorii: I just need to finish fixing this droid I’ll be right there.

 

Phasma: I will provide moral support from halfway across the galaxy.

 

Rose: Thank you guys 🥰

 

Zorii: Np- this is the only actual fun event we’ve had in forever

 

Rey: Agreed. I think we just need this party to remember that you can take a break from the war occasionally.

 

Phasma: At least you guys have friends. Lone gal in the FO 😭

 

Kaydel: Aww we’re sorry Phasma 🖤

 

Rose: At least we’ll all get together soon :)

 

Zorii: Yep! Gotta focus on that you guys. And I fixed the droid, coming to help w/ streamers.

 

Rey: Yea the porg had a field day.

 

Rose: It made a NEST out of my precious streamers...

 

Kaydel: I’M SORRY

 

Rose: It’s fine. I think we’ve all adopted the porg at this point. It is our child and in our eyes can do no wrong

 

Zorii: I don’t like it. I don’t agree with it. But I will accept the porg being here. I will NOT adopt it tho.

 

Phasma: Zorii get over the murder porg, would you?

 

Zorii: NeVeR

 

Rey: I have a box of wookie cookies in my room

 

Zorii: ...fine

 

Kaydel: Ooh can I have some?

 

Rey: Nyoh they are mine. And Zorii only gets some if she stops screaming about the porg.

 

Zorii: My one weakness. I hate you.

 

Rey: I know

 

Rose: iS aNyOnE gOiNg To HeLp FiX tHe StReAmErS???