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    “As I was saying, it will be difficult to settle in with your family but–” Harry whipped his head back to his headmaster at those words. Surely, he had misheard?

    “Professor,” he cut in, “you said the Dursleys were dead.” … did he sound appropriately sad about that?

    Probably not.

    Snape scoffed, but Dumbledore didn’t bother looking at him. “Yes, such a tragic event. The loss of innocent life caused by the disasters of this world will always be something to mourn.” Harry thought he heard a cracking sound. His teeth, perhaps, from how hard he was grounding his jaw. “The Lewises have kindly agreed to take you in for the summer until you graduate. They, however, know nothing about our world and I should hope it will stay that way,” Dumbledore said with a meaningful look.

    Who the bloody hell were the Lewises?

     

    or : Harry gets sent to stay with his relatives in New York and meets the TMI gang. Featuring Simon aiming to be the best big bro, Harry thirdwheeling, and Clary just trying to chill while everyone's pretending to be normal humans and failing miserably.

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