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lindopatito: AHHH GEORGE WTF
lindopatito: WHOSE SIDE ARE U ON

noaskersfound: my side duh

muffinman: language >:(((

sippycup: HAH

karlthatKILLSpeople!: UHHH

schlatt2020: im confused
schlatt2020: why tf am i here??

lindopatito: NO REASON
lindopatito: IN FACT I THINK U BETTER LEAVE

noaskersfound: to make quackity suffer

lindopatito: AHAHA RN

sippycup: HAHA

karlthatKILLSpeople!: oh yeah that reminds me
karlthatKILLSpeople: why am I here??

sippycup has left the groupchat!
lindopatito has left the groupchat!

karlthatKILLSpeople: :(

schlatt2020: still wanna know why im here

noaskersfound has added sippycup and lindopatito to the groupchat!

sippycup: ahaha im gonna kill u

lindopatito: i know where u live george

drewastaken: u have the same dorm as him???

drewastaken: also karl is here to make sapnap suffer
drewastaken: and shlatt is here to make quackity suffer

lindopatito: go make out with george

drewastaken: gladly

noaskersfound: no

drewastaken: SIGH.

schlatt2020: im confused
schlatt2020:how do we make them suffer??

karlthatKILLSpeople!: yeah im confused too

lindopatito: good good stay confused
lindopatito: sap we could fake our deaths and run away

sippycup: yes okay where are we going

schlatt2020: wait quackity?
schlatt2020: as in was in the same debate team as me quackity?

lindopatito: FUCK

muffinman: language, please guys

noaskersfound: dw bad

noaskersfound has added skeppman to the groupchat

fundynfurry: ppman??

skeppman: wgats vaapin

muffinman: oh my gosh

jdkinnie: u guys are gonna get me in trouble
jdkinnie: sTOP SPAMMING MY PHONE

lindopatito: this is kinda the point of a gc wil

sippycup: ya ppl are s u p p o s e d to talk

jdkinnie:
jdkinnie: go back to crying because shlatt and karl are in this gc, please

lindopatito: FUCC U

muffinman: sigh

schlatt2020: never got my question answered smh 

lindopatito: good
lindopatito: suffer

schlatt2020: i like u

lindopatito: BAHGFRTYUIJHGFDESUYUY^%$#@!*()(**&$#@!@{:LBHGFVRTYTY

noaskersfound: aw good job u broke my roommate 

drewastaken: i can be ur new roommate

noaskersfound: no u snorted apple sauce that one time i slept over

drewastaken: annnd???

noaskersfound: we had to go to the ER d r e a m.

drewastaken: and it was fuuun

noaskersfound: NO.

fundynfurry: uhhh can someone help me 
fundynfurry: im kinda yk
fundynfurry: STILL IN THE FURRY GROUP.

jdkinnie: oh that right

jdkinnie has added technoblade to the groupchat!

lindopatito: well that's a boring name tf

schlatt2020: oh ur alive

lindopatito: 
lindopatito: padrenuestroqueestasenelcielo-

noaskersfound: jfc no this again

muffinman: language!! 

schlatt2020: fuck cunt shit stupid bitch fuck 

muffinman: :"))))

lindopatito: i have never been more in love
 -lindopatito has deleted a message!

skeppman: ay keave bad slonr

schlatt2020: wtf does that even say

muffinman: thank you skeppy :)!

technoblade: uh who tf is this
technoblade: except wilbur and fundy

fundynfurry: WHY DID U SIGN ME UP FOR A FURRY GROUP

technoblade: cause ur a furry??? also i heard dream was gonna do it and it would've pissed him off

drewastaken: anD IT DID

technoblade: oh
technoblade: you're here

drewastaken: Y E A H

noaskersfound: if u guys are gonna argue im going to sleep

technoblade: im guessing that's george
technoblade: and the rest of u have ur name in ur user so that's easy

lindopatio: how about mee

technoblade: no one else knows spanish quackity

karlthatKILLSpeople!: guys do u like my new hoodie
[karlthatKILLSpeople! has attached an image!]

sippycup: yes u look nice
sippycup: i meant IT looks nice
sippycup: it as in the hoodie not u cause ur not an it but u also look nice

karlthatKILLSpeople!: oh thank u :)))!

technoblade: and that's sapnap

sippycup: how did u know?-

technoblade: well ur simping over karl

sippycup: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.