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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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Bucky Barnes: millennial, hot mess ("If you subtract the hot and triple the mess," his best friend Darcy chimes from somewhere without knowing why), lover of animals, social justice warrior, complete dominator at board games, and intense farmer market connoisseur. Or so reads his okcupid profile.
He's just a man living his best life in Washington DC, fighting for the underdog, and making terrible decisions with his bffl.
Then his (rather average) world collides with an Extremely Terribly Very Gorgeous Man.
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fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace by Resacon1990
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Superman/Batman (Comics)
17 Dec 2018
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“But Bruce isn’t gay?” Clark points out, and there’s an awkward moment of everyone clearing their throats and avoiding Clark’s eyes until he turns to stare at Bruce. “Are you?”
Bruce blinks for a moment before offering a sheepish smile. “I’m not… not?” he offers, and Clark feels his brain just about short-circuit at the news.
Or, five times Clark finds himself falling for Bruce, and the one time he does something about it
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Interview with a Bat by Musers
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
19 Dec 2022
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“You reported on Daith’s attempt to remove me as sitting CEO of Wayne Enterprises.”
Clark paused for a moment.
The article he wrote about the incident was insignificant, yet something about it seemed to have stuck out to Bruce Wayne.
“A lot of reporters covered that story.”
“Yes. A lot of reporters did, didn’t they?”
It felt like a trick, but he nodded anyways.
“So many reporters-” Bruce’s eyes finally moved away from the guests and back onto Clark. “And yet-” he took a small sip of the champagne- “you’re the only one who didn’t mention my kids.”
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Soft Sciences and Short Skirts, Oh My! by lalazee for crashintome
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Nov 2024
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“Y’know, usually a guy likes what he sees and looks past the shitty pick-up line.”
“Am I supposed to be the guy who likes what he sees?” Deku pointedly did not step away and met the guy’s eyes instead. “Try again.”
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