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project: yeonbin
[11.36am]
taehyun: IS HE JOKING
ARE THEY JOKING
HYPOTHETICAL MY ASS
[one screenshot attached]
beommie: it is too early for this <3
plushieenthusiast: just reply ‘yeonbin gay’ and see how he reacts
from: liltaehyun to: yeonjun
[11.37am]
liltaehyun: sorry im back
just was feeding my dog
yeonjun: you have a cat ??
liltaehyun: ****cat
sorry autocorrect you know how it is
now this “hypothetical” situation
yeonjun: why is hypothetical in speech marks
this is hypothetical
and very serious now can u tell me what it means
liltaehyun: well they sound concerned to me
if it was me who got those messages i would think they cared
the hearts + the worry, they probably care as more than a friend.
yeonjun: huh
and if you know that’s 99% not true
hypothetically
project: yeonbin
[11.41am]
taehyun: oh im gonna scream
beommie: taehyunnie why :(
taehyun: just yeonjun being selectively oblivious and driving me up the wall
but whats new <3
from: hueningkai-yeo to: waengmachine
[11.42am]
hueningkai-yeo: “taehyunnie why :(“
t a e h y u n n i e iminlovewithyou w h y iminlovewithyou : (
waengmachine: NOPE
NUH-UH
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from: liltaehyun to: yeonjun
[11.42am]
liltaehyun: how can u possibly know that.
yeonjun: i just do
***the hypothetical person in this situation just does
liltaehyun: mmhmm
communication is key in any sort of relationship
platonic or otherwise
please ffs just TALK to soobin hyung oh my goddd
yeonjun: UM
PARDON, PERDÓN, EXCUSEZ MOI
W H O MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT SOOBIN
because i did NOT
liltaehyun: hyung.
YOU SCREAM TO ME ABT SOOBIN ON A DAILY BASIS
OFC ITS ABT HIM
yeonjun: actually in tHIS CONVERSATION I HAVE NOT MENTIONED HIM
do not make ASSUMptions, taehyun, it's dangerous
liltaehyun: OK FINE
in this hypothetical situation between these two hypothetical people they should just HYPOTHETICALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER
yeonjun: your advice will be taken into consideration
liltaehyun: and most likely ignored because it’s you two smh
yeonjun: yeah<3
tomorrow by tudurow
[1.05pm]
young’n: im bored
can we play a game
kingtaehyun: eh
onethirdhyungline: im kinda busy
project: yeonbin
[1.06pm]
plushieenthusiast: I HAVE A PLAN CAN U BE ENTHUSIASTIC PLEASE
tomorrow by tudurow
[1.07pm]
onethirdhyungline: busy playing this GAME
kingtaehyun: sorry i meant YES lets do it
young’n: hyungs?
yeonjunie: umm sure
soobestleader: of course kai!!
what are we playing?
onethirdhyungline: oooh never have i ever?
kingtaehyun: good idea gyu :))
young’n: eh what about truth or dare?
project: yeonbin
[1.10pm]
plushieenthusiast: STOP TRYING TO DERAIL MY PLANS
SAY YES >:(((
tomorrow by tudurow
[1.10pm]
onethirdhyungline: great idea kai lets play that
kingtaehyun: i agree !
yeonjunie: hmm i guess that sounds fun
soobestleader: if hyungs in then i am too
project: yeonbin
[1.12pm]
taehyun: i hope you can HEAR my frustrated scream
beommie: felt omg
tomorrow by tudurow
[1.13pm]
young’n: ok i’ll start
taehyunnnn >:) truth or dare?
kingtaehyun: oh um
dare
young’n: ooooh anyone any ideas?
soobestleader: i dare u to film 10 seconds of aegyo and post it on twitter
kingtaehyun: U H M
i really should’ve anticipated this smh
yeonjunie: SOOBIN IS TAKING NO PRISONERS
onethirdhyungline: LMAOOOO
young’n: u said dare you have to do it <333
kingtaehyun: fine posted
that was the most painful ten seconds of my life
beomgyu hyung truth or dare
onethirdhyungline: nuh uh no way am i doing something like that
truth
kingtaehyun: when was your first kiss?
onethirdhyungline: two years ago
kingtaehyun: wait so in training? predebut?
onethirdhyungline: yes yeonjun hyung truth or dare?
from: koreaneminem to: maknaekai
[1.31pm]
koreaneminem: he’s really just gonna say that and dip isn’t he
maknaekai: maybe he didnt want to talk about it?
A L S O scratch living with 2 oblivious idiots
i now live with F O U R
koreaneminem: what?
maknaekai: nothing taehyunnie but fr
you are all really gonna bring me to my wits end
from: waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo
[1.31pm]
waengmachine: now why would he ask that
what was the reason
wHAT WAS THE REASON
hueningkai-yeo: *long, suffering, endless, painful, annoyed sIGH*
I AM THE MAKNAE WHY AM I THE MOST EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT
make it make sense
waengmachine: wise beyond ur years<3
tomorrow by tudurow
[1.35pm]
yeonjunie: sure um
truth
soobestleader: i have one
onethirdhyungline: ok go ahead hyung
soobestleader: have you ever been in love?
project: yeonbin
[1.37pm]
plushieenthusiast: he-
at least he's following my plan, play truth or dare and let yeonbin outgay themselves
taehyun: he did not just
beommie: omgomgomgomgomg
tomorrow by tudurow
[1.38pm]
yeonjunie: oh
haha
is it too late to pick dare
kingtaehyun: its against the rules, hyung >:(
but obviously u don't have to say if you don't want to
yeonjunie: yeah of course
yes i have soobinnie
soobestleader: ah
sorry if that question made you uncomfy hyung :(
yeonjunie: no its ok
soobin truth or dare?
soobestleader: truth, hyung
yeonjunie: have you ever got your heart broken?
project: yeonbin
[1.41pm]
plushieenthusiast: guys omg
taehyun: they really aren’t playing around
beommie: we’re like twitter dare :) <3 !
theyre like ‘have you ever experienced heartbreak or been in love’. >:((
taehyun: love how this is probably the first time they have anything remotely near a convo about their feelings
and its indirect, through our group chat and whilst we’re playing truth or dare
plushieenthusiast: yeonbin’s communication skills >>>
from: basketballmaster to: guitaricon
[1.42pm]
basketballmaster: gyu how am i even supposed to answer that
“no but i probably will soon”
help please
guitaricon: soobin hyung just answer it truthfully
it’s just a game
right?
basketballmaster: right of course
he said he’s been in love
guitaricon: ...yes he did
basketballmaster: with who though?
guitaricon: that isnt a question to ask me, you know i can’t say right?
i'm sorry hyung :((
basketballmaster: i knew i just thought i should try
he said he's been in love i just
nvm
project: yeonbin
[1.44pm]
beommie: [one screenshot attached]
HE’S IN LOVE WITH U DUMBASS
AAAAHDAJDHJHADLAHD
taehyun: relatable
tomorrow by tudurow
[1.44pm]
yeonjunie: soobinnie?
soobestleader: sorry
no i’ve never had my heart broken
been in love? yes i have
project: yeonbin
[1.45pm]
plushieenthusiast: that wasn’t even the question but go off hyung
beommie: i love that we all collectively decided to say nothing and just let it unfold
taehyun: soobin really did that i’m-
from: yeonjun to: liltaehyun
[1.46pm]
yeonjun: he’s been in what