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the awesome foursome - 12:23pm
Lando
was anyone going to tell me that i have nieghbours now??????
George
Oh! I forgot they were moving in today. I’ll have to add them to the building group chat later.
Lando
i dont want nieghbours wtf
Alex
Lando you are literally the only one without neighbours in the building
it’s about time you suffered with the rest of us
George
I haven’t actually met them yet, and I’m out at the moment. Lando can you say hi and get their numbers for me, please?
Lando
absolutely not i am not talking to the people that are ruining my peace and solitude
Charles
I can go say hi!
Alex
“peace and solitude” stfu you are literally the most disruptive one in the building with your late night gaming sessions
George
Thank you, Charles. At least someone is willing to help their friend out.
Charles
🥰
Lando
alex i will throttle u
Alex
can you even reach?
Alex has been kicked from the chat
George
Lando stop being a child.
Alex has been added to the chat
Lando
homophobia
Alex
I’m literally bi???
Lando
this aint about u
Alex
????
Charles
Lando are the new people still there? I will come down and say hello now
Lando
i think so
i can hear noises in the hall
Charles
okay I am coming!
Lando
gross
Charles
😠
the awesome foursome - 1:07pm
Charles
I am back!
Alex
what’s the goss, I have been eagerly awaiting
Charles
Their names are Oscar and Logan and they are both not from here
Alex
omg even more foreigners??? how do we keep collecting them
Charles
They seem like very nice boys
Lando
boys??? are they like teenagers or smth?
Charles
No I do not think so, they just are younger than us
George
Thank you, Charles! Did you get their numbers?
Charles
Yes! I will send them to you
Alex
were they nice?
Charles
From what I could tell! They are friends from university
Alex
oh educated~
Lando
askflgjfh
the condominium community - 2:36pm
Oscar and Logan have been added to the chat
George
Hello, welcome to a group chat we have for the Formula apartment building! There are only 18 (20 now) of us so we like to keep in contact about the building maintenance and other neighbourly orders of business. I’m George, and I liaise with the building manager on behalf of all of us when there is a building specific issue rather than an apartment issue. Welcome to the building!
Lando
do u copy and paste that from ur notes every time
Alex
I bet he has it memorised
George
Ignore them. I heard from Charles that your names are Logan and Oscar?
Logan
Wow hi! Yeah I’m Logan, I had no idea that people made apartment building group chats over here!
Alex
they don’t, George just has the soul of a PTA mum in him
Lance
hi!
Lewis
Welcome to the building!
Max
when you say ‘over here’ are you meaning you are not from england?
Logan
Oh, no I’m actually from the states, and Oscar is Australian
Daniel
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Oscar
oi oi oi…
Oscar
also hi I’m oscar
Daniel
we can work on the enthusiasm :D
Carlos
Wow I cannot believe we have more of us, we must be the most diverse apartment complex in England
Alex
that’s what I said!
Carlos
You are English
Alex
hey! and Thai!
George
I would like it if we didn’t overwhelm our new residents with pointless chatter. I just wanted to welcome them in and let them know that they can reach out if they need help with anything.
Lando
y do u take this so seriously skfkgsk
Logan
Thanks George!
Oscar, Logan - 2:41pm
Oscar
okay is it just me or is the group chat a bit weird
Logan
I think it’s nice!
It’s reassuring knowing there are people that can help if we have problems
Hang on why are you messaging me from your room instead of coming to talk to me
Oscar
i made the mistake of lying down on my mattress
too lazy to get back up
do you think they expect us to bake for them
Logan
What are you talking about?
Oscar
yknow
isn’t that what people do in the movies?
bake things for their neighbours?
Logan
I need to socialise you more…
Oscar
i am perfectly socialised fuck you
the awesome foursome - 9:48pm
Alex
Charlie i need you
Lando
gay
Alex
ignoring you
@charles
Charles
Hello Alex
Alex
brilliant, george won’t tell me if lando’s new neighbours are hot
Lando
has george seen thm?
Alex
silly question, you know george went and introduced himself the second he got home
Lando
u rite
Alex
so, charles?
George
It just seems inappropriate to talk about this.
Alex
ugh george
you can’t have a monopoly on being horny for the other people that live in this building
George
That is not-
I don’t know what you’re referring to.
Give your thoughts then Charles.
Lando
lmfao got him
Charles
Okay
Oscar is cute, Logan looks American
Alex
.
is that it?
Lando
ajfkalglh go girl give us nothing
Charles
I don’t know what else to say!
George
I have to do everything myself around here.
Oscar has a kind of boy-next-door charm. Some freckles, swoopy hair, big brown eyes.
Logan is very all-American, Charles is right. Blond hair, blue eyes, definitely handsome, but surprisingly soft spoken.
Alex
i cannot believe i spent half an hour trying to get this information out of you and you cave simply because charles didn’t do an adequate job
your mind fascinates me
George
The feeling isn’t mutual darling.
Lando
LFLSKGDBFSN
what the hell does swoopy hair even mean
George
I really can’t explain it any other way.
They’re your neighbours, I’m sure you’ll see them eventually
Lando
nah im actually planning to never leave my flat again
i dont want to be perceeved
Alex
is it bad that I cannot tell if you’re joking or not
Charles
Non, I also cannot tell
Lando would be a hermit
Lando
hello?
uncalled for
George
I see it.
Lando
?????
fuk u all im muting the chat
Alex
HAH you would never
you wouldn’t want to miss out on any potential gossip
Lando
.
yeah tru tbh
🤪
Alex
cringe.