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The Interns TM

Summary:

Bitch u thought @jamsey.kennith
There is never a dull day at SI

Notes:

I needed more twt fics to read while the real twt goes to shit :D

My plan is to get you attached to all my little sillies I’ve created just for this fic :D

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Never a dull day

Chapter Text

Bitch u thought @jamsey.kennith

There is never a dull day at SI

 

> DIS girl is on fire @hannah.mortic

RIT!?!?! Like there’s the experiments gone wrong, Dr. Nero and his hidey corner, the shines to Dr Banner, the slutty capt. America calendars in all the labs of floor 17, the always brok-

 

>> DIS girl is on fire @hannah.mortic

-en coffee machines on floor 27, the bimonthly karaoke in room 56, the rotten jello in the corner of lab 5, the daily sighs from security cause someone broke/lost/disintegrated their ba-

 

>>> DIS girl is on fire @hannah.mortic

-dges, tomato collector, the glow in the dark stars, lab 14, the shines to the mystery kid, the sleep deprived college interns, the Lost n Found keys box, the shines to Pepper Potts

 

>>>> 🏠PROLONGED EYE CONTACT @jerimy.chittick

Omfg I forgot about all the shrines💀

 

 

> stuck in daisy era🌼 @kk.ontheway

????? wtf goes on at si?????

 

>> Bitch u thought @jamsey.kennith

Too much. TOO G#DD@MN MUCH.

 

>>> I’m workin’ @p.b.p.work

It’s okay, you can swear :)

 

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Bitch u thought @jamsey.kennith

To answer anyone’s questions, there was a experiment involving ink that destroy half of my ENTIRE YEAR’s research 

 

-> quote

Bitch u thought @jamsey.kennith

There is never a dull day at SI



> Emeric H. @emeric.vanthuis

Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry that was under my supervision but the intern working with me had assured me that the measurements had been checked!

 

>> Bitch u thought @jamsey.kennith

Wait, Emeric??? You have twitter????

 

>>> Bitch u thought @jamsey.kennith

Also it’s okay, I had thankfully just had them digitally scanned but I was just about to go through and check mistakes :(

 

>>>> Emeric H. @emeric.vanthuis

Still I apologise! I’m willing to pay any damages or compensation that is needed!

 

 

> NinjaGO🌪️@colesasshole

dam shiiiii. tings rlly be going down @ si

 

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Interns official @stark.industry.intern

As always, we here at Stark Industry are very proper of the interns in our intern program. You may find more information about their work here -> www.stark.industry.org/interns

 

> Emeric H. @emeric.vanthuis

Very proud of the interns for the summer and break! We hope to see you all return for proper jobs in the future!

 

>> I’m workin’ @p.b.p.work

emeric im inlove with you. 

 

>>> Emeric H. @emeric.vanthuis

Peter is that you? I’m so glad for such high praise!

 

 

> girls for girls @ahana.das

xoxo snd my luv to whoevr spnt 300+ wrds gushing ovr my project<33333

 

>> FUCK OFF, IM भारतीय @anjali.das

RIGHT!?!?! I want to kiss the pr department rn

 

>>> बेरोजगारी इंजीनियर @ansh.das

The whole department or my coworker you crush on?

 

>>>> FUCK OFF, IM भारतीय @anjali.das

FUCK OFF ANSH!!!!!

 

 

> LEEDing investigator @needleleedne

@peanut.packaging SNEAK ME INTO YOUR JOB PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

 

>> PBPackage @peanut.packaging 

sadly against code :(

 

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GARDEN JARGON @k.v.n

@h.t.o just saved your cakes, you should thank me.

 

 

> Harry Osborn DUPEE @h.t.o

wtf Kelly. y u @ me on my work acc???

 

>> GARDEN JARGON @k.v.n

You blocked me cause i spammed you too much. remember??

 

 

> MILK CARTON @maddynotcrazy

WAIT- (they don’t love u like i love u) this ain’t your main?? YOU LIED??

 

>> GARDEN JARGON @k.v.n

yeesh, yeah. si intern do have a different work acc :/. n i forgot my pw for my old main

 

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P.B.P right foot @p.b.p.stan

being on si intern twt is fucking wild. 1 min its all business n projects nx its like ‘whoops, jimmy mcfuckass blew up his desk n is on paid lve’

 

> ⛈️stuck in suffering era @penelope.ariti

It’s worse when you work here.

 

>> ⛈️stuck in suffering era @penelope.ariti

y did @//p.b.p.work get a fan acc bfre literally emeric or dr.nero or even dr. emma???

 

>>> ⛈️stuck in suffering era @penelope.ariti

OH SHIT ITS MYSTERY KID @si.interns.offwork!!!

 

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Interns off duty @si.interns.offwork

@p.b.p.work YOU!!!

 

 

> I’m workin’ @p.b.p.work

Jaydin???? Kyle???? Fen??? Lizzy???

>> I’m workin’ @p.b.p.work

Im low-key just spitting out people who’d just random angrily @ me

 

>> 失业工程师 @fen.lisha

PARKER ARE YOU MYSTERY KID??? AKA THE MYSTERIOUS BOY WONDER THAT WE HAVE SHRINES FOR??? AKA PROJECT FIXER GALORE??

 

>>> I’m workin’ @p.b.p.work

whoops.

 

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Pardonnez mon français @margot.peters

Pardon my French, but it really is never a fucking dull moment here :)

 

> Pardonnez mon français @margot.peters

Aka someone set up a shrine in one of the stalls. WHAT THE FUCK. 

 

>> i failed spanish🌹 @ximena.flores

Nahhhhh @tony.stark deal with this shiii 💀💀

 

>>> i failed english🌹 @elizabeth.flowers

flower girl nooooooooo

 

 

> sloppy 🟠 joe’sssss @sandwhichmarker

ima crash out😭😭😭 wtf is wrong w de si interns 😭

 

>> sloppy 🟠 joe’sssss @sandwhichmarker

im scared. 

 

>>> Haro? @kofi.mandela

We are too 😃