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after you wake up for breakfast and immediately start playing balatro on your phone(because your addicted to it) like any other Saturday your mom actually kicks you
she mutters something about how do i talk to my homosexual offspring and speaks up "uhm...your not eating....your not serving....not you getting sold to the crane wives for a subway giftcard...." your suprised she actually talked to you for the first time in your life and you hear a knock......
your mom opens it and kicks you out the door(is this even legal) you watch as ben hands a 15 dollar subway giftcard to her(you know your so worth atleast 1 dollar more) suddenly kate looks at you with her terrifying blue eyes and pushes you into a van that says "free girlfriends" she gets in the back of the van aswell?
she finally speaks up after staring at you for like 5 minutes
"what the sigma are your pronouns"
"uh...uhm they/them" you say anxiously
she speaks up her eyes glowing a new satanic blue color "are you scared?"
"yeah" you respond
*she hands you empty redbull can* "what the fuck am i meant to do with this"
"eat it the metal is good tasting" its clear she is now evil kate and she does an evil laugh eyes still glowing blue and satanic
honestly you think what the fuck is wrong with her until you notice a beanie has manifested onto her head magically weird
oh and the van starts moving
20 minutes later
kate has not spoken this entire time and has instead just smiled????
she pushes you out the van and emilee starts handcuffing you....
"dont worry just for the walk to the crane wives mansion"
this is weird you decide to ask a question "why does the van say free girlfriends"
she replies excitedly as if she thought of the idea(she did) "oh to lure our fans the other side says free garlic bread for our ace aro fans"
kate is still weirdly smiling so you decide to ask another question "what the fuck is wrong with kate rn"
dan talks clearly distracted "uh yeah idk she just does that.....i think she has a personality disorder"
we finally get into the crane wives mansion and emilee leads you into a padded wall room and unhand cuffs you "alright im gonna get you a room based on your search history even your incognito we have that dont worry so it will be accurate" she says before she locks you in the marshmallow room with nothing