your dad is calling
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a little white lie by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
11 Mar 2019
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It all started when the Rogues were supposed to move back into the Tower after their pardons. Actually, it started when Peter jokingly called Tony ‘dad’ in front of them. After that, the Rogues assumed that he was Tony’s illegitimate son. Tony—being the devil that he is—decided to go along with it.
Or: Tony and Peter pretend to be father and son for the Rogues because people kept mistaking them for family anyway.
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- Part 1 of your dad is calling
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don't embarrass me by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Mar 2019
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The Rogues want to get to know Tony and Peter better, so when they find out Peter has an upcoming local Academic Decathlon competition, they want to go watch. Tony is an embarrassing dad and only half of it is for show. Peter is regretting ever inviting him.
After watching that spectacle, the Rogues knew for sure that they were related.
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- Part 2 of your dad is calling
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uncle rhodey is in the tower by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Mar 2019
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When Rhodey hears Peter call Tony ‘Dad’, he thinks nothing of it. They’ve been joking around with those titles for months, and Rhodey already declared himself the Fun Uncle. Then he hears that the Rogues all believe they’re truly related, and everything changes.
Well, if they all believe it anyway, what’s the harm in twisting the truth a bit to tell stories of Tony’s helicopter parenting?
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- Part 3 of your dad is calling
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who run the world by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Mar 2019
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Both Pepper and May were informed of the ‘Tony is now actually Peter’s Dad’ situation beforehand, and both of them had called each other to laugh at the irony of it all. Now, the two were finally going to meet the Rogues.
The Rogues think Peter has two moms now.
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- Part 4 of your dad is calling
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team stark by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Apr 2019
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Peter is very excited for the unexpected snow day, and wants to spend it with his dad-but-not-really-dad Tony. Tony, being the absolute sap that he is, allows himself to get dragged out of bed and outside to play. Never in his life would he have dreamt that he'd someday be woken up by his kid to go build snowmen, yet here they were.
Add in some friendly competition to a pile of snow and you get a group of superheroes trying to nail each other in the face with snowballs.
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- Part 5 of your dad is calling
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are you kidd(napp)ing me by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Apr 2019
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Peter spends a lot of time at the Tower and with Tony, even before the whole fake-Dad thing happened, so it was only a matter of time before enemies of Tony would begin to target the unassuming teenager to get to the billionaire.
It’s no secret to any of the Rogues that Tony cares very much for Peter, as any father would, but they didn’t see exactly how much until Peter gets kidnapped.
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- Part 6 of your dad is calling
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the difficulties of reveals by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 May 2019
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After the kidnapping, Peter and Tony give serious thought to revealing everything to the Rogues, from Peter’s alter-ego and his relation to Tony.
It... doesn't quite go according to plan. Instead it involved an eating contest, footprints on the ceiling, literal GODS descending from the sky, and the most idiotic follow-up kidnapping attempt they’ve ever seen.
Alternatively: 3 times they try and tell the team Peter is Spider-man, and the 1 time they finally manage to do it.
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- Part 7 of your dad is calling
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please let this be a normal field trip by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Jun 2019
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Peter honestly couldn’t think his day could get any worse—he had already been accosted by the other Avengers about how he’d gotten powers, how long he’d been Spider-man, how his dad has reacted—but it did.
“Good news everyone! We’ve managed to get a field trip to Stark Industries!”
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- Part 8 of your dad is calling
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tide pods by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Jul 2019
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James “Bucky” Barnes has lived through a lot of things, been surprised often, but it still leaves him speechless when he watches Tony Stark attempt to keep his son from eating a piece of laundry detergent.
“Kid, I swear to you, I will get rid of every bag of Doritos in this building if you put that Tide Pod anywhere near your mouth—”
“But Shuri bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t be able to eat it!”
“I’m an actual billionaire, who cares about—Peter, don’t you even dare—”
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- Part 9 of your dad is calling
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don't let me show cruelty by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
13 Sep 2019
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Peter found the clip of Siberia.
“Dad? Why didn’t you tell me?” Peter’s voice cracks halfway through the sentence, and his eyes start to water. “Why would you ever hide something like this from me?”
Tony’s mouth opens and closes like a fish, no sounds coming out. “I—”
“Peter, it wasn’t Tony’s fault.” Steve joins in with the intention of dissolving the tension between father and son, but you didn’t have to be a genius to figure out that wasn’t a good idea.
Peter whirls to face the captain, face changing from that hurt look to one of pure anger. Tony has half a mind to think about how much he looked like May in that moment, or even Pepper. “You. You. How could you?!”
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- Part 10 of your dad is calling
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just a mentor by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Oct 2019
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This may be the worst day of his life. His pretend father is actually going to come to the parent-teacher conference. Oh my god.
“I can hear you internally monologuing, Pete, c’mon. Don’t be so dramatic, I’m going to be just a completely regular, billionaire superhero and brag about the straight A’s you’re getting.” Tony sings in the driver’s seat, looking smug as fuck.
Peter groans. This really is the worst day of his life.
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- Part 11 of your dad is calling
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soon enough we'll die by LethalBookshelves
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Nov 2019
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After May gets sent to help out at the site of a virus outbreak, Peter is nervous that she could be one of the ones sent to the emergency room. But all seems well when she arrives back home that day, teasing him about being as much as a worrywart as Tony. Then she collapses.
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“She’s gonna be okay, right?” Peter sobs. “Dad?”
Tony runs his calloused fingers through Peter’s sweaty curls—to comfort Peter or himself, he’s not sure. “I hope so, kiddo, I really do.”
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- Part 12 of your dad is calling