a week with a sniper and a cook
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“Will the great instructor Sanji teach me new tricks? This great ice skater will repay you handsomely! am—” pauses for a moment, hesitant and not so confident in his statement anymore, “If that's what you want.”
Sanji only stays there, unlit cigarette moving side to side in some way of pondering, before he settles in a smirk.
"Repay me, you say?”
Day 1: Ice Skating
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- Part 1 of a week with a sniper and a cook
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“Great Storyteller Usopp is here to fill up the blanks!” He says and winks, –attempts a wink, at least– “and add a thing or two, and take a thing or two away!”
Sanji chuckles and sets his cup down, crossing his legs and leaning against the back of the chair.
“Amuse me, then, dear storyteller.”
Day 2: Fairy Tales
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- Part 2 of a week with a sniper and a cook
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“Usopp” He calls, and the sniper raises his head from his project.
“Yes, Sanji?”
“What do you want for dinner?” He asks. Usopp makes a noise of surprise before laying his project back on the table, taking off his goggles, and looking questionably at the cook.
“You are asking me?”
Sanji rolls his eyes, “Yes, you. Now tell me before I get an idea of what to do.”
Day 3: Firsts
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- Part 3 of a week with a sniper and a cook
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“Who is it? Someone that is apparently far too good for you?” She asks.
He covers his face with his forearms, whispering, “It's Sanji.”
Nami immediately groans, pulling one of his straps and hitting him with it. “I said someone that is too good for you, not as much of a loser as you.”
Day 4: Hanahaki
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- Part 4 of a week with a sniper and a cook
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“Whatever you both are doing, you need to stop.”
Sanji angrily comments, glancing down at the awake figures at his feet, who cling to a sleeping Usopp from side to side. Zoro and Luffy's limbs are tangled around Usopp like a vice grip, but the sniper doesn't seem to mind, as he snores softly, unconsciously burrowing himself even more in their embrace.
Zoro opens his eye, staring up at the cook and closes it back again.
“What do you think we are doing?” He asks, nuzzling into Usopp's hair.
Day 5: Jealousy
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- Part 5 of a week with a sniper and a cook
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“What if I don't want those good things you speak of?” They finally ask. Their frown has vanished completely, however the intense feeling on their eyes had appeared again. “What if I want the lies and misfortune you give?”
“I would say you have gone completely mad, kind stranger, completely and utterly mad.” Usopp says, eyes widening at the crazy statement, “Do you have a death wish? Nobody wants the misfortune I give, no one wants the lies I tell.”
Day 6: Gods and Demons
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- Part 6 of a week with a sniper and a cook
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He hears Brook and Nami shout at them too, but as soon as the bird is close enough for his friends to land safely, he stares at Sanji's figure on top of the bird. He has changed so much; his hair was more tussled, his scruff has grown, shoulders broader underneath a deep navy suit and taller, just a bit, but taller. And Usopp's little heart skips a beat.
Day 7: Reunion
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- Part 7 of a week with a sniper and a cook