Rich Kid Problems

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• The Blood of the Covenant (is Thicker than the Water of the Womb) by Ann_Oscar_Nymous

  Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  22 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Kristin Rosales Watson/Phil Watson | Philza
  • Grayson | Purpled & Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit
  • Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza
  • Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)
  • TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Toby Smith | Tubbo
  • Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Phil Watson | Philza
  • Wilbur Soot
  • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Niki | Nihachu
  • Jack Manifold
  • Eret (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Cara | CaptainPuffy
  • DreamXD (Dream SMP)
  • Dream SMP Ensemble
  • Luke | Punz
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Politics
  • Happy Ending
  • Avian TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Goat Hybrid Toby Smith | Tubbo
  • Alien Hybrid Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Enderman Hybrid Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)
  • DreamXD is Called XD (Dream SMP)
  • Hijinks & Shenanigans
  • Cartoon Physics
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Jschlatt is Not a Villain (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Clay | Dream is Not a Villain (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Good Parent Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Phil Watson | Philza Tries to Be a Good Parent
  • Good Parent Cara | CaptainPuffy
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Child Neglect
  • Kidnapping
  • Drug Use
  • Drug Addiction
  • Families of Choice
  • Family Feels
  • Crime Boss Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Goddess of Death Kristin Rosales Watson
  • Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • This fic isnt out to get you but im still going to hell
  • Ill save you a seat by the saunas
  • rosecoloured glasses fr

  Summary

   

  “You want,” Schlatt took a deep breath and held it for a few too many seconds north of concerning, “…to move out?” Maybe he had heard wrong? Maybe they wanted ‘more clout’? or maybe they ‘approve of trout’?

  “Yes”
  

   

  Primedamnit

  Tubbo, Purpled and Tommy find a homeless Ranboo climbing in through their window at 3am and decide 'its free brother'.
  This action has consequences.

   

  or
  Family is what you make of it. When a mercenary, a local mafia leader, and a reigning monarch loose the people they're supposed to protect? They shouldn't be surprised when they don't always want to come back.

  or or
  Rich kids cosplaying as Commonwealth People discover that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. With political conflict, controlling Gods, mafias, drug epidemics, missing children and conspiracies', the kids realize that they maybe should have stayed home.

  wherever said 'home' may be...

  Series

  • Part 1 of Rich Kid Problems

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  13,094

  Chapters:

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  Comments:

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