The Kenobi Theory
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The Kenobi Theory by Chocobo_Salem
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
02 Jul 2025
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Anakin and Ahsoka are convinced Obi-Wan and Satine had a secret relationship. When Ahsoka meets Korkie Kryze and sees the uncanny resemblance, they jump to the only logical conclusion: Obi-Wan has a secret love child.
What follows is a Jedi-level disaster of miscommunication, Mandalorian drama, and an accidental found family. Obi-Wan is furious. Satine is so tired. Korkie is emotionally scarred. And Anakin? Anakin is banned from Mandalore. For the time being.
But maybe… something good comes of it anyway.
(Also, Ahsoka deletes the commlog. Obviously.)Series
- Part 1 of The Kenobi Theory
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Fix You (The Kenobi Theory Part II) by Chocobo_Salem
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 Jul 2025
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After a surprise holo-leak exposes Anakin and Padmé’s secret marriage to the entire galaxy—during a Coldplay concert, no less—the Jedi Council is forced to confront the question of love, attachment, and change. Obi-Wan has his own secrets unraveling, Satine is definitely not here just for a diplomatic visit, and Korkie Kryze may be the galaxy’s most emotionally stable Kenobi by default.
War ends. Truths come out. Babies are born. Sand gets everywhere.
This is what happens when you don’t fall to the dark side.Featuring:
➤ Anakin and Padmé actually getting their happy ending
➤ Obi-Wan being a disaster husband
➤ Satine with a sunhat and a sharp tongue
➤ Korkie is a Kenobi and he knows it
➤ Ahsoka just got knighted and is already tired of their BS
➤ Mace Windu… smiling???
➤ Jedi Beach Day™
➤ Found family, emotional healing, and questionable lightsaber beach etiquetteSeries
- Part 2 of The Kenobi Theory