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singular outlier by saturn_wisteria
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Nov 2025
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Gojo whips invisible lines and numbers in the air. He stops chewing on the butt of his pen and says, ”… that means you’ve dated 110.65 guys in the past ten years, which is 1.49% of the available gay population in Tokyo!"
"Wow. I’ve never been called a whore with numbers before." Geto blows his bangs off his face, which equals amusement. Gojo is fluent in his facial expressions.
"No, that makes you the perfect database of what men want!"
"So, you want me to write an essay about it? Give you tips?"
"Pfff, no. You’re taking me on a date. Many dates, actually, so I can map all variables."
Geto sighs. "I have only one condition: we are not having sex."
"Ugh, no. Never."
There are two things Gojo knows about himself:
1- He’s a genius: the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive, the best sensei at Jujutsu High, and a PhD in Physics;
2- He’s a virgin.
Having never dated before, much less been in love, Gojo does what he does best: conducts in-depth scientific research. To maximize his success, he recruits his lifelong best friend and roommate, Geto.
The probability that they will remain just friends is 99.9%