9 Works in Best Friends Harry Hart | Galahad & Merlin
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scrambled_eggsy added rmorton, Emrys, and galahad.sr to KingsSquad
rmorton: why
scrambled_eggsy: why notOr: the Kingsman groupchat fic no-one asked for.
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- Part 1 of KingsSquad
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Eggsy Unwin was well aware that to say his life hadn’t turned out as he’d expected was a huge fucking understatement. He hadn’t expected to become a spy; he hadn’t expected to fall in love with his mentor and direct superior; he hadn’t expected to be married by age twenty-four, to someone completely different; and he hadn’t expected to be getting a divorce just one year into his marriage.
But what Eggsy definitely hadn’t expected was for his marriage to go up in literal flames, thanks in part to the return of his not-so-dead-but-currently-brainwashed best friend, setting in motion a series of events which would result in Eggsy, his family, and the aforementioned best friend being forced to move indefinitely into the home of none other than the sexy-as-sin posh gentleman whom Eggsy had managed to fall arse over teakettle for.
Meanwhile, Harry Hart was just trying to hold on to what precious little sanity he had left.
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Babies Left Unattended at Kingsman Will Be Given A Very Odd and Loving Family by anarchycox
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
14 Mar 2020
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Alpha Roxy and Omega Eggsy had a hookup at a club one night, the sort of hookup that involved a bit of a whoopsy that Eggsy names Henry. When Henry is a few months old, Dean is pissed off and ready to explode, so while it breaks his heart, Eggsy can think of only one thing - get Henry to his alpha parent, they'll watch him for a few weeks while he gets square with Dean. It wasn't the best way to do it, he knows that, but he left his baby at Kingsman with a note and a bag.
Only Roxy is away on a business trip.
Which means that Merlin and Harry are the ones stuck watching a baby with no real clue what is going on. But they'll do their best.
Unfinished and on indefinite hiatus
Hippie mothers, criminal fathers, suffering best friends, a baby with very nommable toes, and perhaps, just maybe some happy ever after.
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KingsSquad Collection by sherlocksbuttonhole (daleksanddetectives)
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
02 Apr 2018
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“What on earth are you doing?” Harry asks.
Eggsy glances over the top of his phone, the picture of innocence, “nothin’.”
Harry frowns as his phone buzzes. He picks it up and reads the message on the screen:
“scrambled_eggsy added you and two others to KingsSquad”Or: a collection of extended scenes from the Kingsman groupchat fic no-one asked for.
(Can be read as stand-alone stories.)Series
- Part 2 of KingsSquad
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“Are we really that old?”
“Speak for yourself, Harry.”
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- Part 2 of 'textsfromthetailors' inspired
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A Knight's Guide to Falling in Love by anarchycox for Ana_Kagetsu, Sheepie
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
17 Aug 2016
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One night 3 years after V-Day Percival stops by to visit Harry, feeling a little lost. Harry offers companionship and soon a weekly dinner starts between two friends. Only one day Eggsy sticks his nose in and makes Harry realize that maybe he wants more.
How hard can it be to start a real relationship. For the first time. In his 50s. While saving the world. And being teased by a pain in the ass best friend. And offered advice by a mid 20s protege. And his scary knitting circle.
Harry is doomed.
(Chapters 1 and 2 are a copy and paste from Wrapped in Wool for context)
It is best not to read this until you've reached Chapter 20 in Wrapped in Wool.
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- Part 3 of Knitter Eggsy Universe
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Hands are Bound, Hearts are Free by anarchycox
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
14 May 2016
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A new club has opened in London and the Kingsman don't care about what people do in their private lives. But they do care when they get information that secrets are being traded in the private rooms, ones that could shake the foundations of the realm. They need to go undercover into the club, but it is a BDSM club. Merlin has decades of experience as a dom and while he doesn't generally do field work, he's the best suited for the job. The only other agent though who has any experience though as a sub is Eggsy. Before they can hit the club, trust needs to be built, a backstory created, and well, as Eggsy says, "yeah, yeah, you wail on me for awhile, then do me and then we stop the bad guys. Easy." Of course it's not that easy, and Merlin steps back into the roll of trainer, only with a very different outcome.
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Does Your Mother Know? by GhostJ for Clocketpatch
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
25 Jul 2015
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“Reporting tha’ was well cold, Sir. Im’ma need a minute or two ‘efore we leave, or else Merlin’s getting an eyeful, yeah?”
Harry sighed at Eggy’s breathless tone and tucked a few wayward strands back into her bun.
Well, it wasn't as if he'd not said practically the same thing in regards to Percival’s new pistols last weeks.Wherein Harry negotiates not being dead, inheriting the reigns of an international spy agency and a rather empathetic disinterest in shagging her protégé.
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Harry Hart meets Gary "Eggsy" Unwin one autumn night in 1981. He is 22. Eggsy is 21.
Time Travel AU in which Eggsy and Harry are lovers in the 1980s, but a mission gone wrong sends Eggsy 30 years into the future- and for those past thirty years, Harry thought he was dead. They both have to deal with how time has changed them- or not changed, in Eggsy's case.
EDIT: Now with a Chinese Translation!