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• Garden of dragons, house of mischief by ApolloandHypnos

  Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Mar 2024

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  • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent & Zatanna Zatara
  • Clark Kent
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Zatanna Zatara
  • Dagon clark kent
  • Bit of an idiot plot
  • As in everyone in this must be morons to get anything done
  • and
  • Don't worry
  • They are
  • Zatanna is magic queen (metaphorical)
  • Clark Kent wants to wear fishnets
  • like a lot of swearing
  • Kowakians
  • space vagina - Freeform
  • like in Lucifer but not
  • essentially a portal
  • Clark kent is a lovable idiot
  • Bruce Wayne is in love with an idiot
  • are they on the same page?
  • I fucking doubt it
  • and maybe some loving sexual activities
  • A love Story
  • by two morons
  • Written
  • by a moron
  • probs going to be a series of drabbles
  • Bruce Wayne is a long-suffering Bat-furry
  • who just wants to engage in some semi-professional horticulture
  • but one twink
  • a horny alien
  • gets in the way of that
  • he also maybe wants some sexual activities with said twink
  • neither acknowledge that
  • a love story//a detective story

  Summary

  Space battles; Interdimensional, suspiciously yonic-shaped portals; and a whole lot of lovable morons

  Clark Kent gets turned into a dragon, but it's Bruce Wayne that has to deal with that

  Wish him luck ;)

   

  Happy World Book Day

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