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    “For you, a compliment is almost as rare as a joke,” Wade says, grateful that his mask lets him bask in Nate’s heavy gaze without betraying his reaction, which is getting increasingly more turned on by the second. “Thank you for recognizing the quality of my work, sir.”

    Any attempt Nate makes to school his expression is betrayed by one sharp intake of breath. His brow twitches as he tries to decide on what to say, a few infinite seconds passing before he drops his voice and says, “What do you think is going to happen, Wade? That I‘m going to fuck you in the stairwell of a crumbling building?”

    “Whoa, tiger,” Wade says, hooking his fingers in Nate’s belt and hauling him closer. “You said that, not me.”

    Nate lets himself be moved insomuch as he uses the momentum to crush Wade into the wall. It means his voice is hot on Wade’s ear when he says, “You’re awfully desperate. I thought you were the one who said the other night wouldn’t change anything.”

    “Yeah, but I meant like, to them–” he gestures to his side with a vague flap of his hand. “Out there. What, do you not think you can handle fucking me without getting attached?”

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    Suddenly Nate remembers a whole lot of babbling Wade’s done in the past.

    He puts two and two together to get an answer he doesn’t like at all.

    “You wouldn't happen to be six foot eight inches, would you?” he asks dryly.

    “Yes. I am,” the man says slowly, and his voice is an insanely deep baritone.

    Wade has always joked about how Nate's voice just doesn't quite compare to that Charlton Heston rumble, but Nate had never really understood what he meant. Until right this fucking moment.

    “Wade,” he says, suddenly beyond tired, “what the fuck did you do?”

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    内森经常操韦德,于是韦德决定操一下内森,没了

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    This is a meta analysis of the C&DP comic series. As I figure stuff out, including corrections to earlier thoughts, I will add new chapters.

    Ch 2: Twins, 3,229 words

    The implications of Cable and Deadpool being genetically identical.

    Ch 3: Beach Fantasy, 4,218 words

    Everybody thinks Wade was lying when he called the beach fantasy bogus. What if he wasn't?

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    Deadpool takes a contract on Cable.

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    Nate's powers are changing. The virus is retreating. He might finally be strong enough to change the future -- assuming it doesn't kill him first.

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    放一些乱七八糟没头没尾的开宝池短打

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    每当留韦德一个人待着的时候,内特都会因为不知道韦德会对自己做些什么而忍不住猜疑。而这一次,他正坐在沙发上筛选一份报告中的信息然后在脑内制定计划,浴室里忽然传出了一声尖叫。

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    Wade stares at his phone, incredulous. After fifteen years of homoerotic mutually assured destruction, all it took was one measly little text?

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    There's a hunt for a mystery mischief maker on Providence!

    Irene does her job. Wade gets in over his head. Nate is in his office. Nate is not in the building.

    (read and heed the tags)

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    Wade has to give Cable credit where credit is due; when you collect the world's greatest minds in one place and give them a relative utopia, they were able to engineer some great drugs.

    And the best part, and this was really where the credit was due for Cable specifically, the mutant messiah himself didn’t care. If he partook, he did so quietly, and no one ever got to see that, not that Wade cared one way or another— although it would be something to see Stick-up-his-ass-Summers the Second out of his mind and blissed out on the trip of his life— but at least Nate didn’t close any of the clubs, he didn’t investigate any of the labs, and he didn’t stop anyone from partaking.

    Wade’s favorite spot to score said drugs was a sleazy club that, through abundant resources, managed to have everything clubs didn’t have in real life. There was always something that ruined a real life club: sticky floors or overpriced drinks or a bad DJ or general gentrification of the attending crowd. And of course, no drugs. Real clubs didn’t have drugs on the menu right alongside a semi-reasonably priced cocktail. Sex on the Grav-Pad, Floating Island Iced Tea, 1 oz of Number Nineteen.

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    He has no idea where they are, and can’t see any skyline to even be able to guess.
    He knows it’s not any of Nate’s usual city safehouses, either on the East Coast or the West.

    It must have been a hell of a fight, and he’d probably lost most of his head or brain. Regrowing all of it was always a pain in the ass, neck, and other assorted body parts. That kind of damage often gives him memory problems, and those sometimes linger for a few days. In the old days, with Weas and Al, it had been...interesting.

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    "I caved in our entrance so they couldn’t escape,” Nate says.

    “Our entrance tunnel that was also…” Wade squints, physically drawing the conclusion with his hands.

    “Our exit tunnel,” Logan sighs, trudging back over.

    “Oh, okay perfect!” Wade cheers sarcastically. “I’ve always wanted to be trapped somewhere with a bunch of murderous invasive alien things and two strapping older men who fucking hate each other and I’m not kidding. Who’s taking their shirt off first and revealing their sweaty and battle torn wife-beater underneath? Usually it’s Logan which is why I think maybe it should be you first this time, Nate.”

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    Prompt fill: AU where Wade gets the animalistic instincts aspect of Logan’s mutation as well as the super healing. Cable takes it upon himself to wrangle Deadpool, Wolverine and Sabretooth, confident that only he can control 3 feral immortals. Bonus points if it turns out he definitely can’t control them.

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    Wade waited and waited for Logan to come back through his way. Hoping that he'd make another stop but the weeks went by and he never did. And Wade decided to stop waiting and find company elsewhere.

    And that's how he met Nathan.

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