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Aww babe, you had a crush on me? by Harveykl
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
19 Feb 2025
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Joe : Aww babe, you had a crush on me??
Nicky : Joe we're married.
Joe : Still 😏
Nicky :
Nicky : you're doing the dishes and laundry this week.
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Sometime in the mid-19th century, Tunis. Yusuf ibn Ibrahim ibn Muhammad ibn al-Kaysani, poet, wanderer and black sheep is forced to return home and take over the family business upon his father's sudden passing. What follows is a Georgette Heyer-esque Regency romp (only it's in the Regency of Tunisia :)) involving stuffy Italian secretaries, arranged marriages, runaway brides, dueling pistols, French deserters, and a host of other complications...
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Between the lines, by xJane, (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for Lengua_demorada
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
22 Jan 2025
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Famous actors Joe al-Kaysani and Nicky diGenova start working together... but they don't like each other at all.
But, all's well that ends well!
Podfic of Between the lines by xJane.
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a heart like mine by dana_norram
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
04 Nov 2024
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When Joe’s bag gave way, spilling all its contents on the corridor floor, it took every ounce of willpower not to fall on his knees and weep like a child.
Of course, Hana had finally settled down in her carrier, and she continued to sleep despite the crash of a half dozen cans of baby formula hitting the carpet, so Joe merely blinked back unshed tears and took a deep breath, finding his key and unlocking his flat. He left the door ajar as he carefully put Hana’s carrier on the sofa and quickly went back to retrieve the scattered cans.
After the tragic passing of his omega sibling, alpha Joe got custody of his newborn niece. Unfortunately, things weren’t progressing as well as they should and now Joe has found himself in dire need of a wet nurse.
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Rolling Downhill, by spinawren (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for PrincessDesire
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
25 May 2024
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When Yusuf agrees to impersonate his sister and thereby meet her betrothed, it is supposed to be a harmless, chaperoned introduction where he can try to convince the man to call off a years-old engagement. Instead, he finds himself married in her stead and sailing back to Genoa with a husband exactly as cold and standoffish as Nadia had feared.
Ever since he'd been told the terms of his father's will, Nicolo has been bracing himself for a marriage that was tolerable at best; he is not best pleased to find himself at risk of being forced to yield his title and inheritance to an abominable cousin. It doesn't help that his new husband is possibly the most gorgeous man alive - and the more Nicolo fights to fix this situation, the less he thinks he wants to.
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The continuing relationship development between Joe and Nicky, Bundesliga footballers- a close reading of events between Chapters 2 and 3 of liadan14's beautiful "offside."
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The last time di Genova and al-Kaysani met on the pitch, it infamously ended with a red card for al-Kaysani and a media firestorm for di Genova. “Will you be able to work together?”
Al-Kaysani toys with the handle of his coffee cup. “We’re all professionals,” he says eventually. “I’m excited to see what he’ll bring to the pitch.”
Or: Rival football players Joe al-Kaysani and Nicky di Genova learn to work together on the same team.
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Nicky patiently waits in line just outside the Menagerie, the decadent red neon letters a constant, eerie presence in the moonless night.
The name is a little on the nose, he thinks, but it does get the point across. It is the same one in the app he allowed Nile to install on his phone when he got drunk after his exams and confessed all about his secret desire to be fucked by a werewolf.
In a world where the relationship between humans and supernatural creatures is frowned upon (though not forbidden), technology gives everyone a helping hand.
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I'm pretty much fucked. That's my considered opinion. Fucked. by SiriusNebulae
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
21 Nov 2023
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Since being stranded here, I have concluded the following: 1. I’ve been in a dust storm for several sols. 2. Shit. I suppose I’ll just have to think of something. Or die. Nicky, my love wherever you are, remember how we always joked that I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew, and that I would only be 'in command' if I were the only one left?
Well I'm in command now.
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il-maskri tal-volpi by cheshirefox
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Mask of Zorro (1998)
18 Nov 2023
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After the forceful expulsion of the French Expeditionary Forces in 1800, the islands of Malta, Gozo, and Lampedusa become a de jure part of the Kingdom of Sicily, but under British protection.
It's 1803. In 10 years, Malta will be a fully fledged British colony. For now, trouble brews in the archipelago, as whispers of the return of the Knights Hospitaller spread from city to city.
Whoever will watch over the people in these times of unrest?
(AKA, the snippets of a Zorro AU I'll never write)
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Discord to harmony, by xJane (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for 3CF
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
23 Oct 2023
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Nicky loves the discord server he's part of.
It's not such a huge deal to not tell anyone there that he is in fact the highly acclaimed author Nicolò diGenova, is it? Or that he has the biggest crush on fellow server member Joe?
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connections series, by mieraspeller (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for TetrisTortuga
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
10 Oct 2023
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A series of sweet interconnected relationship ficlets in a modern setting
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 179
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Booker looks around at the circle of chairs and Andy can see his Adam’s apple bob as he swallows thickly. “Have you been coming to these for a while?” When she nods, his eyes go glassy again. “Are they going to make me…make me share? Y’know, about—”
She shakes her head, resting her hand on Booker’s shoulder. “Nobody’s going to make you share if you don’t want to. It’s a hard thing, just showing up. Some people are more comfortable talking about it, especially people like me who have been around a while. If you want to talk, you’re more than welcome to, but if you just want to listen, you can do that too,” Andy reassures, squeezing his arm gently. “But I’m glad you’re here.”
Fourteen months after the death of her son, Andy's begun to come to terms with the loss. But when she meets Booker—a father still reeling from the recent loss of his own child—she finds herself drawn into the orbit of his grief, determined to pull him out.
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Threads of Memory, by thevorpalsword (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for survenante
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
11 Sep 2023
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The beautiful man drops his hands from Joe’s face instantly, and his skin feels colder without his touch.
“I’m Nicky,” Nicky says woodenly. “I’m...I’m your familiar.”“I have a familiar?”
{The last thing Joe remembers is getting drunk with his best friend Booker in a bar after a fight with his terrible boyfriend, Keane. But he wakes up in a hospital, with a gorgeous man at his bedside, telling him impossible things. Things like how he's Joe's familiar. Things like how they're married.)
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each of their steps left a trace in the ground (fanart) by lillytalons
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
05 May 2023
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The Old Guard Tarot Cards based on the 22 Major Arcana. They will be posted out of order as I finish them.
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Let the right one in by AsukaX for Kiki (Occlusivelare)
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Il Padre d'Italia (2017), Wolf (2013)
14 Mar 2023
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Single dad Paolo Guerrisi's chance meeting with a new neighbor leads to the start of a new friendship, and possibly more.
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the universal law of gravitation by scythian (lazyfish) for Tam_Cranver
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
25 Feb 2023
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Every particle in the universe is attracted to every other particle... or something. Nile's a history major, not a physics major. What she does know is that something weird is going on between the history department professors, and she's going to figure it out (and maybe find some love for herself along the way).
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you play the king and you play the pawn by andrealyn
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
03 Feb 2023
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The Holy Ghost and The Artist are two of the most respected assassins in the game, but when they're both hired on the same job with different targets, they quickly realize that they're in each other's way. Worse, Joe is sure that Nicky's been hired via deception and will make a huge mistake if he goes through with the job.
Despite common sense telling him not to bother, Joe is determined to prove that to Nicky, which stands to be a more difficult task than the actual hit itself.
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The Truck of Dreams by Mysteriousasthedarksideofthemoon
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
31 Dec 2022
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When Nicky finds out there is a chance to win a brand new truck for free he is ecstatic. It sounds easy, all he has to do is be the last person holding onto it by the end. His attitude soon changes as the competition starts and he realises that the most annoying man on the planet is competing next to him, the most intimidating person he has ever met is standing across from him and the organiser gleefully reveals that mind games are encouraged.
“How dumb do you actually think I am?” he instantly regretted his words the second he saw the look of excitement on Nicky’s face, as he opened his mouth Joe cut him off.
“Never mind, I can guess.”
“Oh, come on you set me up perfectly!”
“No, that’s why you shouldn’t say it, it’s low hanging fruit.”
“So is every argument with you.” Nicky replied with a smile.
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Nicky loves the discord server he's part of.
It's not such a huge deal to not tell anyone there that he is in fact the highly acclaimed author Nicolò diGenova, is it? Or that he has the biggest crush on fellow server member Joe?
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- Part 20 of Advent Calendar 2022