Cigarettes and Regret
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This Is Not a Love Story (It’s a Cautionary Tale) by soffflikestoread
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2025
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Cambridge is brilliant.
No rules.
Just cheap vodka and stupid decisions.I live with Theo.
Blaise never looks hungover. I do—often.
I drink too much. I sleep around. I’m enrolled in four courses and have attended approximately… none.
It’s going great.Then I nearly fail a class. And the university, in its infinite cruelty—and before my very noisy parents found out—assigned me a tutor.
Hermione Granger.
Yes, that one.Still a know-it-all. Still smarter than everyone.
She hates me, I think. I still remember the slap in third year. Top five Hogwarts memories, honestly.She was supposed to help me pass.
Now I’m making her laugh, dreaming about her hair, and wondering if emotional collapse counts as extra credit.She has a boyfriend.
I have a type. (Apparently it’s unavailable and morally superior.)What could possibly go wrong?
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