12 Works in Drunk Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
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You've Been Talking In Your Sleep by hordeofangrybees
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Oct 2025
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Fizz has had a shitty night
First a fucking imp nearly knocked him out with a guitar over some mushy love song.
Then Blitzø showed up.
All he wants to do is go to a party and pretend he's normal. But of course, Blitzø has to ruin that too.
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- Part 1 of We Can Learn To Love Again
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"I find myself in a shit position, the man that I love sat me down last night and he told me it was over, a dumb decision. I don't wanna feel how my heart is ripping, infact, I don't wanna feel so I stick to sipping in my little black dress and this shit is sitting. Just a heartbroke bitch, high-heels, six-inch, in the back of the nightclub sipping champagne. I don't trust any of these bitches i'm with in the back of the taxi sniffing cocaine. Drunk calls, drunk texts, drunk tears, drunk sex, I was looking for a man who's on the same page so it's back to the intro, back to the bar, to the Bentley, to the hotel, to my old ways. I don't wanna feel how I did last night. I don't wanna feel like I did last night, doctor, doctor, anything please. Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me."
Escapism.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 413
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 20
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Millie hops up to sit on the desk, twisting to face him. "I was goin' to talk to ya about somethin' personal," she says. "But you know what?" She grins at him; all teeth, familiar, a little feral on the edges. "We should go out. Just the two of us. I'll tell ya' all about it later." She leans in a little and punches his shoulder lightly--or, lightly for her, which is to say that it hurts like a bitch and Blitz has been punched with less force by full career assassins who were actively trying to kill him. "I don't think I've gotten to hang out with you since the trial."
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Millie convinces Blitz to go out with her. She's totally not planning on getting him drunk so he'll talk about his feelings.
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I Still Remember You With Eyes Wide (When You Told Me How You've Never Quite Been Loved Right) by DanTheMan01
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 May 2025
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“O-oh! Well…I…” Stolas stutters, voice small, seemingly finding it impossible to find the right words. Blitz doesn’t rush him, figuring the owl’s drunk state was playing a part in his loss for words. “Well, to put it simply…no one had ever…held me before Sinsmas.”
Blitz raises his head from where it was slumped ungracefully on the back of the couch, his brain hardly registering the words as Stolas whispers them into existence. His attention snapped from the television to the bird beside him.
“What?” He manages, squinting.
Or, after a few drinks and vulnerability being a bit more present than usual, Stolas confesses something he wouldn't normally. Blitz makes it his mission to give his birdie the affection he's been deprived of.
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- Part 2 of One Helluva Journey
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Blitz is trying to mend the relationship between Stolas, but he needs to fix the relationship with his daughter first. And it’s not easy.
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it would have been fun, if you would've been the one by baby_magician
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Oct 2024
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Fizzarolli confesses to Blitz. Blitz only reciprocates the feelings when he's drunk. Fizzarolli wants to die.
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Stolas gets a call from Blitz late at night and Blitz sounds... well... drunk as hell. Someone needs to look after the manbaby.
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- Part 1 of Drunk Stolitz
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Takes one to know one by Alikandre
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jul 2024
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It's a few nights after Halloween and the Blitz's apology tour, he figured getting drunk enough would help him forget Stolas but he just keeps getting into fights and now he's banned from all the bars in Imp City and the hellborn friendly ones in Pentagram. He's about to just go home when he notices a Hotel on a hill, hotels have bars, don't they?
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Blitz was made to kill people and this woman was made to suck cock..
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Millie's parents own a secondary property in Wrath, Millie's Dad thinks that Moxxie doesn't respect everything that the imps of Wrath do for all of Hell, so how else would he solve both problems besides making a bet with Moxxie that he can't even grow enough food to feed himself? Moxxie takes up this challenge without fear, but will he be able to find his Wrath Ring roots and prove himself to Millie's parents?
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- Part 4 of Forces of Heaven
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After the disaster at OZZIE'S, Stolas and Blitzø cut contact. Blitzø goes to Stolas' house to spy on him but the prince notices his presence and decides to give him a show.
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Inspired by this animatic by @honeyandtumeric on Twitter!: https://twitter.com/honeyandtumeric/status/1466218988325810187
Blitzø gets very expressive and affectionate when drunk. Stolas sees this first hand one night.