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• Aaaaand then I fell down some rocks by saintescuderia

  Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  11 Oct 2025

  Tags

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  • Jacob Black/Original Female Character(s)
  • Jacob Black/Reader
  • Jacob Black/You
  • Jacob Black/Original Character(s)
  • Edward Cullen/Bella Swan
  • Alice Cullen/Jasper Hale
  • Emmett Cullen/Rosalie Hale
  • Jacob Black
  • Edward Cullen
  • Bella Swan
  • Original Cullen Character(s) (Twilight)
  • Jacob Black Deserves Better
  • Jacob Black Needs a Hug
  • Jacob Black Does Not Imprint on Renesmee Cullen
  • Jacob Black Being an Idiot
  • Jacob Black Bashing
  • Edward Cullen Bashing
  • Everyone needs a Bashing
  • Bella Swan Bashing
  • Parent Carlisle Cullen
  • Alice Cullen is a Good Friend
  • Protective Jasper Hale
  • Jasper Hale Needs A Hug
  • Jasper Hale is Not a Confederate Soldier
  • like wtf
  • We fix the canon
  • And make it digestible
  • I Was Drunk When I Wrote This

  Summary

  “Rachel.” I began. “I just called your boyfriend a sick bastard and accused him of kidnapping children. Do you really want me to meet anymore of your friends."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,101

  Chapters:

  2/5

  Kudos:

  13

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  283