19 Works in Grumpy Harry Potter

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    Marrying Tom Riddle, his nemesis, is not on Harry Potter's list. Yet—he's forced into a marriage with him due to undisclosed family problems, and after returning for his last year at Hogwarts, he struggles to maintain distance from his new husband while plotting divorce.

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    57,532
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    194
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    601
    Bookmarks:
    139
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    18,244
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    Malfoy liked to play with fire, Fiendfyre. Malfoy was a performer, a Circus performer. And Harry? Well, Harry was enchanted the moment he saw Malfoy perform and he knew that without a doubt that he was going to accept the offer.

    Harry was going to work for a circus.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,545
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    517
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    Harry is a light. And where there is light, there must be a shadow.

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    Was Draco a villain? Harry didn’t think so. Hadn’t for awhile. But there was a certain detachment to him. A perceived apathy that made Harry regard him as something less than human. Harry was only just identifying that coldness for what it was: A front. A necessity. Because villains might not be well received, but they got shit done.

    Draco wasn’t one of Charlie's fiery beasts. He was a snake.

    Harry liked snakes, though. He spoke their language.

    --Wherein Harry is looking for a vampire, and a vampire is looking for a Horcrux--

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2,091
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    Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three-year-old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair & a runic scar carved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. There are a million things to deal with between new inventions, lost knowledge, missing spirits, & parasitic dark lords.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    640,527
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Collections:
    38
    Comments:
    7,166
    Kudos:
    12,504
    Bookmarks:
    5,241
    Hits:
    760,489
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    Hermione Granger's worst fear used to be that Death Eaters would kill everyone she loved. Now the war's been over for two years and her new fear is her best friend wasting away in the decrepit depths of Grimmauld Place.

    Harry Potter just wants everyone to leave him alone. He doesn't think it's too much to ask.

    Draco Malfoy desperately needs a place to stay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,012
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    3,120
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    Harry tries to talk himself out of falling in love with Draco.

    And other drabbles (of which only the 4th and the 6th are rated E).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,636
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    302
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    4,658
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    Malfoy—of all people—was the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, and Harry didn’t like it. He didn’t like it one bit.

    “Professor Malfoy said we’ll be learning the basics on how to cast a Patronus!”

    Oh really? That, Harry had to see.

    Language:
    English
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    7,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    1,681
    Bookmarks:
    314
    Hits:
    12,540
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    Quand des sorciers sont mystérieusement attaqués et laissés comme des coquilles vidées de leur magie, Harry et Drago mènent l'enquête.

    Après leur collaboration forcée autour de la Memoriae Captiva, ils sont maintenant ensemble sur le terrain, mais aussi dans la vie.

    Sur le papier, ils ont tout pour être heureux.

    Sauf que pour Drago, ça reste compliqué de vivre avec le Sauveur du Monde Sorcier.

    Alors quand un ex s'immisce dans le tableau, c'est le début des doutes, des angoisses, entre amour toxique et peur de l'engagement...

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    67,560
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2,323
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    Harry decides not to become an auror, and studies the art of healing instead.

    He ends up dealing with the ridiculous, the secret, the dark, and the impossible cases.

    Aiming to combine the energy of customer service with the life or death of healing, let me know how I do lol.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,619
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    801
    Bookmarks:
    159
    Hits:
    10,259
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    When auror-in-training Harry Potter accidentally drinks a truth potion, he’s sent straight to St Mungo’s for their expert potions master to help him.

    The problem? Draco Malfoy is the expert potions master, and he’s having far too much fun taunting Harry about his problem.

    However, more sinister things are afoot and whilst Harry and Draco bicker and flirt, dark forces prepare to make their move…

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    103,945
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    1,270
    Bookmarks:
    234
    Hits:
    40,523
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    Just before Harry left for the party, he and Draco had a massive fight. Will Draco forgive him before the new year begins?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2,249
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    Vingt ans après la Grande Bataille, Harry est auror, Drago, travaille au département des Potions. Ils ne se sont pas parlé depuis des années, et par un malheureux concours de circonstances, ils vont devoir collaborer sur une enquête à travers l'Europe.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    91,747
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3,723
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    In a world where Vernon Dursley has a friend in low places and Dumbledore is...competent but busy putting out fires in the wake of Voldemort's defeat, Harriet Potter gets put into an illegal adoption 'agency' on the continent. Join her as she grows up, goes off to Durmstrang, and discovers that the Potter name looms large even when you don't know it's your name.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,752
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    217
    Kudos:
    621
    Bookmarks:
    229
    Hits:
    22,741
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    Prompt:
    Harry Potter: "God give me patience."
    Tom Riddle: "I believe the saying is 'God give me strength.'"
    Harry Potter: "If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    1,663
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    13,301
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    Harry Potter is a bit of a grinch this year, but it's nothing that can't be fixed by a bit of mistletoe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,626
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    Harry slowly walked into the room, all the while scowling at Draco as if he had done all the wrong in the world. Upon reaching his destination, that was just infront of Draco, Harry frowned at the book in Draco’s hand as though he was trying to solve a NEWT-level Arithmancy problem. He picked the book from Draco’s hand and silently kept it on the table.

    Then he promptly dropped down on Draco’s lap, stretching his legs towards the other end of the sofa and snuggling cozily in Draco’s lap.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2,834
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    Harry was having a bad day until he stumbled onto an adorable flower shop in Muggle London. Suddenly, his day was looking up. It was amazing how well an amazing arse and a pair of grey eyes could turn a day around.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,533
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    434
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3,597
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    “no time like the present,” draco says salaciously, his hands already pushing harry’s robes aside and fiddling with the buttons. “carpe diem and what not,” 
    -
    in which draco drops by harry's office to give him lunch... and other things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    447
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    8,956
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    Harry is a stressed 25 year old, sick of his new job, obnoxious ex and life in general. One Friday night he gets the opportunity to talk to his barman crush, Draco Malfoy, at the Mermaid's Fin, who is intrigued by the man and his habits. Will a spark rise between them? Or will Harry continue his days alone?...

    Check out my other works at: https://archiveofourown.to/users/Inkzy/works

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,172
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    714

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