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    You're a bit of a hothead. You've known this for a while. It gets you in more trouble than it's worth, but that stubbornness did get you through the academy, so maybe it's not so bad after all. You've got a new job on the Enterprise, but that doctor is just about as stubborn as you are! You don't think there's ever gonna be a day where you get along.

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    Bones is a doctor not a superspy, and Napoleon is a superspy who just happens to need a doctor...

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    In the world of the Platonians there is no life, not really. Alexander hasn't been able to feel truly on his own since to this planet they came. And yet once he meets a man, golden, with a stubborn head and strong heart, he realizes fully that all he has ever wished is to not be like the Platonians with powers. He wants to be free.

    Leonard McCoy has always, above all else, worked to do no harm. He has seen much on this mission, but never before has he been asked to do something such as this. All he wants is to help, but here, in this place and with these people, he is unsure that he can.

    Nyota Uhura wants to be as free in the rest of the galaxy as she feels upon the Enterprise. She and Chapel have talked, but the difference in their experience makes some troubles hard for Christine to understand. And when they're on this planet she realizes just how far one's fear can spread.

    Kirk will be damned if he doesn't get his team back to the ship. All of his team to the ship. He won't stand for the ache in Bones' eyes, or the drawn-out agony of emotion suffered by Spock, the fear Uhura feels, or the enslavement forced upon Alexander.

    All here, all suffering, yet all determined to endure.

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    After a long day of work, Bones just wants to sit down and relax with a glass of fine whiskey. But being accused of having stolen it was not in his plans.

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    The Enterprise is having a cake baking contest.
    Bones cannot bake a cake, but tries to anyway.

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    McCoy returns home to find that the kitchen has been destroyed by two idiots.

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    Secuela de "A desert that feels like home"

    Jim siempre encuentra que es alérgico a algo en las situaciones más extrañas o estúpidas, no hay un punto intermedio. Pero en esta ocasión, siente que fue el peor momento para descubrir una.

    O

    Jim encuentra que es alérgico a una biznaga que le enseño a Spock en Caris Gamma y de alguna forma, sus inseguridades salen a la superficie.

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    Jim got hurt during the mission, and, even though his wounds are mild, McCoy won't stop scolding him. Jim has a trick up his sleeve to soften the good doctor.

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    For at least a week, Kirk had pursued him with his request. First, he tried to convince him by smiling as convincing as possible. Then with pats on the shoulder and a lost puppy look. McCoy had been hiding in his office, pretending to have a lot of reports to write. The damned Vulcan kept coming by Sickbay, persistently. The most surprising thing was when the First Officer didn't make an excuse to run away from the regular check-ups that he hated so much.

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    I'm required by law to make a Pon Farr fic. Also there isn't enough bottom Spock Pon Farr out there.

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    Because of the Brass, Leonard couldn't do his close-to-Christmas call with Joanna. Spock bakes him a Peach Cobbler because he knows that it's Leonard's favorite and wants to cheer him up.

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    Sometimes, Jim needs to be told when to stop.

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    It's the 15 year anniversary of the beginning of the 5-year mission. Everyone is moving on with their lives, but their time on the Enterprise was unforgettable.

    A Spirk and 'Enterprise besties' fic

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    Bones is mean to Spock and then Spock is upset. Then they fuck. Spock's really out of character in this one but I think the sex is okay and I'm pretty proud of how much it sounds like Bones' POV so I'm posting it anyways.

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    Spock is forced to go clubbing one night after the end of the semester by his friend Nyota Uhura. After a (literal) run-in with Jaime Kirk, Spock is mesmerized by the golden girl, and recognizes that acting more human might not be so bad after all.

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    Jim is experiencing bradycardia (a cardiovascular symptom wherein the heart produces slow rates, making it unusual and making him fragile). Lieutenant Uhura was asked by Dr. McCoy to help the captain raise his heart rate up. Uhura did series of tests which includes showing pictures and videos of Jim's favorite celebrities not until someone came to see him.

    Based on a Tumblr prompt.

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    “You've gone from hating kisses to experimenting with them, all in the same day. Why don't you kiss your captain? He's available." Leonard growled. He wanted to continue the joke.
    Spock grabbed the doctor and led him to the wall of the room. McCoy felt immobilized. He began to give him a deep, passionate, long kiss. The doctor's legs began to shake.

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    Kirk moved his legs a little, which were starting to fall asleep. He tapped his knee on the first officer's leg. "I'm sorry." He muttered.

    Spock raised an eyebrow. "Under the circumstances,Jim,apologies are not necessary. We are locked in something little bigger than a small closet. "

    Leonard's arms were crossed. He didn't really know where to place them, so as not to touch the Vulcan and make him uncomfortable. As a highly tactile telepathic race, they did not like the physical contact.

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    Prompt #11: "No, this is my fault. I should have known not to trust you."

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    Prompt #9: "Being with you is too hard."

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