Guillermo Body Appreciation (TM)
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Nandor and Guillermo have a problem when Guillermo's vampire slaying instincts interfere with getting intimate. Nandor solves the problem (and then some) with hypnosis.
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- Part 1 of Hypnotic Lovin'
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Fanning the Flames by SafetyHazard (ineedapilot)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 Oct 2020
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Being an unpaid familiar, Guillermo's in a lot of debt. How does he pay the bills? Nandor accidentally finds out.
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Guillermo and Nandor (and the rest of the vampires) celebrate Halloween.
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Early Bird by SafetyHazard (ineedapilot) for HeartlessMemo
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 Jan 2021
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Nandor wakes up early one night and hears a suspicious sound. What could it be?
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Warmth in Winter by HeartlessMemo for SafetyHazard (ineedapilot)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
26 Dec 2021
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“Guillermo! You are frozen!” Nandor reaches out to cup the man’s cheek and flinches back. Gone is the fierce heat, the glowing vitality. Guillermo’s skin feels just the same as his own: cold and lifeless. “Not to worry,” he proclaims, quelling a flicker of panic by embracing his customary officiousness. “I have warmed many an Al-Quolanudarian soldier by the campfire” —A quick, smug grin— “I am knowing just what to do!”
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Nandor warms Guillermo by the fire.
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For What Ails You by SafetyHazard (ineedapilot) for doyoushipwhoiship
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Jan 2022
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It's nearly time for Nandor to arise, and Guillermo wants to make sure he's prepared. In his bedroom, he strips off his robe and pajamas and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing a thin layer of petroleum jelly over the smooth expanse of his chest before brushing on a sparse sheen of golden glitter. His reflection stares back at him with a sly smile. Just like Twilight.
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Guillermo wants to give Nandor the perfect New Year's Eve but pushes himself a bit too hard.
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Hand of God by SafetyHazard (ineedapilot) for halberrd
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
09 Jul 2022
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The first time he’d ever noticed Nandor was also the first time he’d noticed his hands. Large and pale, clasped limply in front of his broad, brocaded chest as he peered into the window of the Panera Bread from the evening dark outside.
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Guillermo appreciates Nandor's hands, in the past and present.
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The Scientific Method (of Fucking) by SafetyHazard (ineedapilot)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Jul 2023
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Guillermo's struggling with changes, and Laszlo helps him out - with liberal application of his scientific expertise.
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Santa Baby, Won’t You Fuck My Guillermo With Me by SafetyHazard (ineedapilot)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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The tall pale man and the plump bespectacled man astride his lap, both naked, stare at him from the coffin in the center of the room.
“Ho ho,” Santa says, raising his bushy white eyebrows. “Having a little midnight delight, are we?”