Archive of Our Own ^beta

Works which have used it as a tag:

• Oh, Sweetheart... by calamityProphet

  Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  21 Aug 2016

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • James T. Kirk/Spock
  • Spock/Nyota Uhura (mentioned)
  • Pavel Chekov/Hikaru Sulu
  • Christine Chapel/Nyota Uhura
  • I may add more as the story progresses and people show up
  • James T. Kirk
  • Spock (Star Trek)
  • Nyota Uhura
  • Pavel Chekov
  • Hikaru Sulu
  • Christine Chapel
  • Probably More
  • I can almost guarantee no OCs
  • however - Character
  • I will not make promises
  • Probably lots of random background characters and minor characters
  • theyre pretty much it except characters who have like 2 lines of dialogue like harry and jay lol
  • except not harry and jay I just found that tag and thought it was pretty accurate
  • I should shut up - Character
  • AU
  • Alternate Universe
  • Yes it's an AU of an already-canon Alternate Universe
  • They all meet/met different ways
  • Gay
  • Gay ships
  • probably strong language
  • and dirty/adult humor
  • can almost guarantee there'll be kissing
  • idk about any actual smut
  • bc I suck at writing it
  • Roommates
  • Alcohol
  • Binge Drinking
  • that's probably the extent of any drugs though
  • unless mentioned via shitty humor
  • Song Based
  • Kelly Clarkson - Freeform
  • so thank her for this shit
  • I Do Not Hook Up
  • by Kelly Clarkson
  • Music
  • Song - Freeform
  • song prompt
  • there may be humor
  • but probably only Jim making a shit joke
  • there has to be angst
  • otherwise it's not a true AO3 work
  • there's a good chance of fluff but idk
  • I'm just ranting now
  • actually
  • I suck at filler so be warned
  • I have no one to beta-read this
  • if you wanna do it
  • make sure you have google drive
  • and comment and ask
  • but I'm usually good when it comes to checking my spelling and grammar
  • I also suck at Summaries
  • and have no real clue about what exactly will happen so idk what to do
  • should I shut up
  • probably
  • also tell me if you like how I tag things bc I try to be funny and interesting
  • LGBT+
  • so if you're homophobic
  • or transphobic
  • or bigoted of any kind gladly get the fuck out right now
  • yep there's the strong language I mentioned
  • if you have any suggestions for a style or format I should write in
  • just tell me
  • please
  • also I'm debating first or third person
  • but you'll find out
  • okay i'll shut up now
  • bye bye
  • Calamity writes
  • Okay I lied about what the AU is. They ARE in Starfleet
  • Just things happen differently
  • and it takes place IN the academy

  Summary

  Based on the song "I Do Not Hook Up" by Kelly Clarkson.

  Oh, sweetheart, put the bottle down...
  Oh, sweetheart, things will be okay...
  Oh, sweetheart, I'll be by your side...
  Oh, sweetheart, what the fuck'd you do...
  Oh, sweetheart, we just can't do this...
  Oh, sweetheart, please don't go tonight...
  Oh, sweetheart, I swear I'll fix it...
  Oh, sweetheart, you broke your promise...
  Oh, sweetheart, please just let me help...
  Oh, sweetheart, maybe this is real...

  Language:

  English

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  Chapters:

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