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    “Wade, what the fuck is this?” Logan eyes the car. The model is all too familiar.

    “Memories. What do you think? You fucked me pretty stupid in one of these babies ‘member?”

    “Yes?”

    “I wanna rematch.”

    “What?”

    “Y’know, angry, horny fighting. I wanna do it again.”

    “We do that already Wade.”

    “Not like that. Don’t you think it’s getting boring Wolvie? Stab, stab, stab and neither of us win because we can’t die. We need stakes. Like if you slip up you get brutally fucked by the other person, no holding back.” Logan looks at him, raising his brows. He’s won at this once and he’s pretty confident he can do it again.

    “Fine, tomorrow, midday.”

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    Prompt: Switching

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    Logan tries to get sober for Wade - Wade thinks he's getting sober for the X-Men

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    "Oh you want me to do something do you? This not enough for you?"

    "Woah—I didn't say—"

    "It's a bit late for that now bub." Logan removes the knife from his foot and throws it away, far. Then he cautiously removes one foot, bringing it towards his target.

    "Woah, Logan, c'mon you don't have to-"

    "That's right bub, I don’t have to…” The toe of his boot presses to Wade's cheek. Slowly he applies more and more pressure.

    "Ow, ow, ow!"

    “…I want to." He finishes, just as Wade's exclamations become unintelligible from the pressure on his jaw. Logan doesn't press down all the way, he doesn't really want to break his jaw right now. He just wants him passive, submissive, in pain. And, by the way his hand is twitching and he is groaning, Wade very much is. "Finally shut you up huh?" Wade flips him off with his free hand.

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    Or Logan discovers that he rather likes being in control. Wade isn't going to turn him down.

    Prompt: Trampling

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    "This is pathetic. You wanna live out your disgustin' freakish fantasies, you can go get a new Wolverine. I told you..." he takes a breath and gets a little louder, "that was never gonna happen again."

    ".... I-"

    Waitttt.... the gears are in motion!!!

    A literal image of a lightbulb floats above Wade's head (just imagine it reader, it's there!!) and he just swoons.

    How would he not just LOOOOVEE to get some action from not one, but TWO big unkillable burly mannish beasts... or beastly men?

    "- got it, yeah, Logan, you can let me go.."

    Ohhh... this is gonna be so good.

    / If only there were an author on ao3 crazy enough to abuse the canon events and multiverse as much as Wade Wilson would? Oh wait. There is. See what happens when delusional people band together. I have the power to make the characters horny beyond comprehension.

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    Logan wasn't called ‘The Wolverine’ for nothing. There were the obvious reasons: the sharp claws, the hair - Wade had called them “kitty ears” at the diner and Logan had slammed his head into the shitty plastic table top so hard it had splintered in three places.

    His brutal fighting style and super senses. Sometimes his more animalistic traits took the forefront, the ones he allowed other people to see: running on all fours, growling, the never ending beast like rage.

    But those weren't where the comparisons ended - just the ones everyone knew about. Logan took great care to shove the rest down, hidden away, too much for even him to stomach. The world liked (or at least tolerated) when he went into an animal frenzy, tearing bad guys down one by one with no effort.

    Logan had a feeling they wouldn't be so understanding about the rest.

    or, Logan gets feral when he's horny, him and Wade fuck in the Honda Odysessy, and now they both have to navigate the perils (and feelings) of living together afterwards.

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    Basically all the parts of my series 'Too Dangerous a Thing to Want' but put into one long fic for ease of access. I'll be updating this alongside the individual parts.

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    Logan actually preferred everyone leaving them alone. Less people around meant less staring, less of a chance of anyone recognizing either of them - and less of a chance of anyone seeing the way Logan watched Wade, bathed in the blue light of the water, talking at a mile a minute while his fingers flew across the glass, eyes bright and alive and happy.

    Logan couldn’t tell you the name of a single fucking fish in the building, but he memorized the way the movement of the water reflected onto Wade’s skin, the shape of his smile, the feel of his fingers tugging at Logan’s wrist to get his attention.

    A feeling grew inside Logan’s chest, warm and startling, like a heat spreading across his heart. He scratched at his shirt, like he could dig the sensation out through his skin, but when that didn’t work, he pulled the thermos out of Wade’s backpack and took several long gulps.

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    Part 4 of my Feral!Logan series. Logan and Wade learn what it means to date, Logan's confronts his X-Men related fears (with mixed results), and Wade struggles with new found feelings of jealously.

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    "Log, don't be ashamed of the gifts nature gave you... I know you're a horny freak beneath all this scowling and frowning. And I know I saw you all Wolvied-out when I so rudely interrupted you. But, I have a proposition, if you'll let me speak..."

    Logan keeps fucking drinking then finally crosses his arms, leans back into the corner of the wall. "Well I can't get you to fuckin' stop," he shrugs.

    Wade  goes on. "Let me make it up to you, Peanut, ride me, crush my thighs with your cinderblock ass..."

    Logan almost chokes on the bit of drink in his mouth. His forehead gains like 9 new wrinkles from that.

    "I'm not fucking doing that."

    \\ or wade walks in on logan going feral on the couch and can't get it off his mind, so they come up with a way to ease some of the uhh.... tensions it creates!

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    Logan growled. “Blow me.”

    “Yes, absolutely,” Wade said, eyes zeroing in on Logan's crotch with an exaggerated leer that Logan could see even through Wade's mask. “It'd be my pleasure. Drop trou right now, old man.”

    And Logan had fucking had it with the gay jokes and the innuendos and the meaningless flirting. Which was the only reason why he did what he did next.

    “Fine.” Logan popped the button of his pants, smirking when Wade halted in his tracks. “What, were you bluffing?”

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    During a fight, Logan notices Wade is turned on by the enemies violence. He becomes a beast and insists on torturing wade until every last ounce of it is out of their systems.

    The X-men are absolutely fed up with their bullshit.

    Most graphic thing I've ever written for giggles and shits. Read at ur own risk ig

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    Looking back on it, the Honda Incident was what really changed everything. That's where it started. He tries so very hard not to fall in love with Wade Wilson.

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    Inside of Logan there's two wolves; one is insecure and jealous and whispers poisonous lies about infidelity into his ear, the other is scolding him for even thinking that Wade would ever do something like that and to man up and get over himself. But Wade has been sneaky and avoidant for over a week now, and Logan can't help but worry.

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    Loosely based off that one comic of Logan and Morph in that motel and they tell Logan they don't need sleep.

    A Morpherinepool hurt comfort one shot

    read the damn tags

    kevs a queen fan i just know it

    Save me- Queen
    It's a hard life- Queen
    Somebody to love- Queen
    I want to break free- Queen
    Friends will be friends- Queen

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    "Would you butcher me?" Wade asked. "Or rip my guts out, I'm not that picky, that'll work too. But if I asked. Would you slice me up and eat me in front of me? Raw?"

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    He hadn't had a nightmare since the first night he slept on the pull out couch. So when he woke up screaming, body covered in sweat and claws unsheathed, it caught Wade by surprise.

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    “I know more than I’d like to, really. But it’s Wade, TMI doesn’t exist.”

    “T..M..?”

    “God, you fucking dinosaur— too much information. Wait. If that wasn’t why you called me here, then what?”

    “His birthday party.” Logan grumbles.

    “...Which is in November.”

    “Helps to start early. I want it to be…” He quickly clears his throat. “memorable.”

    “Nobody does that shit unless they’re really in love, surprise parties are a bitch to plan.” Vanessa swirls her drink. “So you see, I was right.” She knocks it back and almost drops the mug.

    (Poolverine Week 2024, Day 7: Birthday)

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    Relax.” Wade tells him. Logan must have tensed up again. Without really thinking, he tries to do as Wade directs, to let his muscles go lax. Logan hears Wade’s breath hitch a little as he feels the effort. “Good,” he says. “You’re doing good. Just relax.” The words make Logan’s face heat up, and he knows they’re wrong – he’s not good, has never been good – but he can’t find it within himself to protest, to growl, to do anything but feel the warmth of Wade’s palm on his chest, of his fingers in his hair. He’s pathetic, is what he is. But it’s been so fucking long, and he’s so damn tired – of himself, of fighting, of everything. If Wade wants to touch him, then Logan will take what he can get.

     

    Or: Logan thinks his body is only built for hurting people. Wade shows him he's wrong.

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    It's almost completely dark out, and Logan insists on a car ride with Wade to the park... even though the park is completely closed. Whatever could he be up to?

    (Poolverine Week Day 3: Road Trip)

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    “You can have my claws if you behave. I don’t have to make you do something you’ll do all on your own, right?” Logan asks with an eyebrow raised.

    “What ARE we?” Wade asks abruptly and Logan rolls his eyes and dips his chin towards his groin. He also laughs a little which gives Wade a rush. Such a beautiful laugh.

    “Shut the fuck up and take your dick out unless you’d like to tap out.”

    “Holy shit it’s really happening,” Wade whispers and fumbles to do just that.

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    Five times Deadpool came on Wolverine’s claws and one time he came on his cock

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    'He always got so animalistic when he hadn't had any form of alcohol in his system all day, and wade loved it. He'd even tried hiding the large bottles of black velvet and jack Daniels from the other, just to have a chance of experiencing this more possessive side. It never worked, as Logan could sniff it out instantly.'

     

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    Basically just pwp poolverine smut with feral, snarly and growly Logan with a breeding kink.

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    The world around him was tinged with red. All he could smell was blood, sweat, and piss. His rational mind had taken a back seat the moment he saw the young women trapped in cages. They looked the same age as Laura.

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