14 Works in Meg (What We Do in the Shadows TV)

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    Maybe the powerful fragrance of the night-blooming flowers left a scent trail as tempting as the pied piper’s song.

    Or maybe Guillermo simply attracted weird customers like a fucked up magnet. That seemed like the simplest answer.

    Guillermo runs a plant shop specializing in night-blooming flowers. Nandor visits one fateful evening. Meg kills two horny birds with one stone.

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    Back in the cool night air, a few snowflakes were beginning to dust the sidewalk when he noticed a familiar smell wafting through the air. He found himself unconsciously following it, like some sort of ridiculous cartoon character. He couldn’t remember why it smelled so familiar, but it tugged at something so deep in him that it made his chest feel tight with excitement. He just had to know what it was. 

    The smell lead him a short walk down the street, right to the front door of a small bakery he’d never noticed before.

    Memo’s Bakery, read the lit sign out front. 

    He pushed open the door. 

    _____

     

    Guillermo was just beginning to pour the glaze over his latest experimental bake, a batch of Persian love cakes, when the bell at the front jingled, alerting him to a customer’s entry. Shit, he must have forgotten to flip the sign over to “closed” again. He looked up, about to apologetically tell them that they were actually closed for the night, when the words caught in his throat and died before reaching his tongue. 

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    nandor’s…sweet. sweet, but decidedly not what meg is looking for, for a number of reasons. 

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    Guillermo used to dream of weddings. Nandor used to dream of true love. Maybe those things exist outside of fairytales after all.

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    In another timeline, Nandor skipped Panera and chose his new familiar from the Burger King’s legion of knights.

    Years later, he and Guillermo still somehow end up with memberships at the same Massive Fitness.

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    When a fantastical lost prince named Nandor lands in divorce lawyer Guillermo de la Cruz's metaphorical lap, he isn't sure how anybody could buy into Nandor's ideas about true love and happily ever after.

    Luckily for Guillermo, Nandor has plenty of convincing musical numbers to get his point across.

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    Soulmate AU where you share your heartbeat with your soulmate
    But well, vampires don't have heartbeats because they are dead.

    Guillermo thinks he just doesn't have a soulmate

    Nandor is very stupid and stubborn, It's actually quite impressive that he managed to keep it a secret for more than ten years.

    Well, most of this time it was because he thought it was heart cancer.

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    Guillermo didn't mean to hit the Anne Rice cosplayer in the face with a shovel, but he'd been on edge since there'd been an increase in vandalism at the community garden.

     

    Or: an AU where Guillermo inherits a land lot, only to discover that a century before, his ancestor imprisoned the vampire Nandor the Relentless there.

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    Laszlo has had just about enough of these two. But planning has never been his strong suit.

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    Nandor and Guillermo visit a cat café but, Nandor assures, the cats are not there for them to eat.

    Art included!

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    The vampires accompany Guillermo on his trip to the supermarket.

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    “i don’t know,” she tells him. “for starters, maybe you could try asking him on a date? or... surprise him, even! i think that would be really romantic, and he’d probably find it really sweet coming from you.”

    surprise him. nandor lets that sink in. as meg reaches for the disgusting-looking slimy green concoction in her cup, he decides to accept the advice, if only to figure out if it might be something guillermo will like. if only to end this painful conversation. he nods, decisive. and then he reaches a hand out across the table, gives it a little wave, and tells her: “you will remember nothing of this.”

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    nandor finds it hard to come up with a romantic surprise for a natural-born warrior in a way that won't result in bodily harm. he also finds it hard to have "talks" that won't result in even worse psychic harm.

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    Nandor doesn't know what this thing that he's feeling is, but he knows he needs to keep Guillermo by his side. Guillermo knows what he's feeling, but he doesn't know how long he'll be able to stay by Nandor's side.

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    “What an asshole.” Meg looks at him like he’s a kicked puppy, and she picks him back up like one, too. “You’re amazing, Nandor. If he can’t see that, that’s on him.”
    “No,” Guillermo says, glancing down at this stolen body, “I’m not so great either.”

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