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    A oneshot that went way too long, based on the song 'Cliche' by mxmtoon. There are minimal James Acaster fics online, and although I'm not much of a writer (especially when it comes to romance) I thought I'd throw my hat into the ring (I really hope that's the right context).

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    85
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    A two-person private food tour of downtown Manhattan, I guess?

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    69
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    1,248
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    Five times James and Ed met up throughout history and once in the present-day. Very much inspired by the Good Omens characters as James Acaster quotes making the Tumblr rounds. Welcome to the show, fuck you, & et cetera.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    855
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    James doesn’t want to listen, and he actively tries not to. He closes his eyes and tries to focus on the sound of distant traffic outside but now that he’s heard it and he knows it’s happening he can’t stop hearing it. He hears isolated words, soft moans, occasionally the smack of skin against skin that he doesn’t want to think about too much. He doesn’t know if the girl says anything, but he hears the rumble of Ed’s voice without even trying. It’s second nature to tune in when Ed starts speaking.

    Language:
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    11,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4,480
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    "Do you trust me?" He hears as Ed sets down a tray on the table and sits down. James looks up, eyes squinted.

    "Absolutely not," he says like it should be obvious. James remembers all too well the things Ed has talked him into doing while he was drunk or half crazed from Fringe exhaustion or both.

    "Close your eyes," Ed tells him, and James watches him as he transfers the drinks from the tray, noticing a plate covered with a serviette.

    James closes them.

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    5 questions James answers and 1 he asks AKA James and Ed are totally oblivious

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    295
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4,356
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    Ed and Victoria get competitive. Genie James gets caught in the crossfire.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,601
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    57
    Hits:
    1,949

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