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    Summary

    And the one time they all realised he needed one.

    Or: sometimes, actions speak louder than words. When it comes to trying to be a good friend when he's barely got his own shit together, Ed finds there's always one tactic he can fall back on.

    Language:
    English
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    8,437
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    474
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    • Part 350 of TM
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    English
    Words:
    930
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    114
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    "There's loads of fan fiction about us fucking."

    It's not like they haven't talked about it publicly before, but discussing online slash fiction in front of a live audience was not exactly a childhood dream of James'. In fact, he's hoped to avoid the subject, along with the all-too-complicated feelings it stirrs in him. But what can you do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,922
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    397
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    In the aftermath of their disastrous trip to the park, Greg returns home with his three boys to deal with the ramifications of Ed's breakdown. But taking care of an exhausted, hurt, and traumatised little is far easier said than done.

    Calling Mike feels like a good first step.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,890
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    267
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    7,321
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    You weren't looking for anything in particular when you went to the club. But two handsome men and an interesting proposal piqued your interest.

    Language:
    English
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    4,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    583
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    Ed is used to taking care of himself.

    He's also used to taking care of others, like James and Alex, because sometimes they're little and they need caring for. It doesn't matter what Greg says; he doesn't have to be little like they do. He doesn't need people to look after him. Never has. And he's spent his whole life proving that, and hiding the truth, and he's gotten very good at it. If it wasn't for that stupid task, no one would even have found out! No one would be treating him like he's any different. He's still him, he's still the same Ed. He can be big if he wants to.

    Throwing a massive tantrum in the park whilst watching Little Alex Horne play football kind of puts a dent in that plan.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,904
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    205
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4,725
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    Summary

    It isn’t the decor or the other guests at the heart of the problem. It’s Noel. It’s that somehow, even after months of reassurance, James is scared to show his boyfriend his little side.

    (August 2019)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,464
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3,881
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    And one time he decided he might be.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,277
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    Summary

    If he’s being honest, James knew that his day was fucked long before he was hammered and bent over behind a bar licking a giant block of cocktail ice, all to be put on YouTube.

    (December 2018)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,273
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2,724
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    He can hear Ed in the kitchen behind them, cooking something and humming to himself. Must hand it to him, that does make this feel very domestic, like Alex really is a schoolboy over at his friend’s house for dinner. Except he’s forty and his friend is thirty-four, and his friend’s ‘dad’ is a year younger than that, and also his friend is drinking water non-stop until he wets himself.

    (February 2019)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,683
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    562
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    15,629
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    Summary

    You get misgendered whilst in a cafe with James.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    447
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    The year is 2019, and life has become quite dull for you since graduating from university back in 2011. You used to do stand up comedy at uni but lost yourself in routine. One night, your best mates decide to encourage you to try comedy again and this is where you stumble across your old friend and old flame, Rhys James. Your life flips over and you dive into the world of the close-knitted comedy circuit. In the midst of it all, you end up meeting a particularly distinctive red headed fellow who could become a confusion for you and your past feelings for Rhys. Is life bringing back meaning to you again?

    A/N: Had to update the timeline of this story for it to make sense to when Rhys James went to uni because otherwise the reader would not have met him there! Whoopsie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,993
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2,398
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    Summary

    Ed feeds James ice cream and then they have sex on his couch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,931
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    Summary

    James is having a bad day and needs to get out of his head for a while. Ed knows exactly how to help him.

    (Change of Rating from Teen to Mature due to the d/s elements, although it is still completely non-sexual)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3,195
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    A rival baker arrives in the neighborhood to revive a family-owned specialty bakeshop, sparking chaos at the Off Menu Cafe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,543
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3,154
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    You know James Acaster through your friendship with Nish but you haven’t really spoken before. This all changes when you both appear on Mock the Week, leading to a night of immense pleasure. What follows is a story of passion, need and, eventually, love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,359
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    5,237
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    You meet James Acaster at Ed Gamble's birthday party and the two of you hit it off. The story's a bit of a slow burner but after a while, you get closer and realise there's something more than just friendship. If you're just here for the smut skip straight to chapter 5 lmao

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,498
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    9,943
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    Summary

    Rules are broken, punishments are dealt, and aftercare is in order.

    Or in other words; Just another day for Ed and James.

    {Major edit changes - 04/12/22}

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,432
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    It was obvious that James had some issues, and Ed wanted to help him.

    Or; Ed taking care of our sweet boy James how he deserves.

    {Major edit changes - 02/12/22}

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,965
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    Summary

    James woke up. He didn't mean to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,573
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3,248

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