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    “The god has chosen-,” the shaman called out.

    Pete hadn’t taken the time to think before he spoke. Everything moved in slow motion as he recalled everything that Porsche had ever done for him–with him–over the years. He would do anything for Porsche. After all, Porsche was all Pete had, and Chay still needed him. No one needed Pete.

    “I volunteer as Lotus!” Pete had yelled, shoving Porsche aside as he protested.

    Once the words were out, there was no taking them back.

    The water god demanded a Lotus, a gift, every century, and Pete had no clue what that exactly entailed. He didn’t expect it would be good, from the way the elders especially reacted. It wasn’t that he wanted to die–far from it–but Pete hadn’t had to think long and hard when weighing his life against Porsche’s. Pete, if he remained in the village, would likely be broken in the brothel, or would grow ill far before he had his first gray hair. Life in a brothel could be cruel. At least this way he could imagine that Porsche ran away with his brother to live somewhere else. Pete wouldn’t have survived without Porsche, but he knew Porsche would survive without him.

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    Xenomorph apocalypse, but horny. Everything is horny. Xenomorphs are all basically big, thick and sexy monster girls, facehuggers all have big hentai dicks to mind break gals with, with addictive cum.

    Also, this was definitely not planned at all. From the moment I started this fic, I had no idea what I was doing

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    14/?
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    Zelda is given a special teacher to help her learn things on how to rule her kingdom. But Zelda isn't fond of her new teacher, so why is she letting him fuck her all the time? Maybe she likes him more than she realizes?

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    3/?
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    重发。10/30,庆祝 Andrew Windsor(原作的威廉)stripped of his royal titles!

    会按照四三二一卷序曲的顺序搬运。如果搬运完会放卷五已知的大纲,以及《审判》世界线所有人的结局。

    原作周和小洲发生关系的时候,我忘了小洲的年龄了,但应该是过了中国的性同意年龄的。如果这次搬运到小洲的部分,我会检查一下他是否满英国的性同意年龄。但这不代表,比如说,曾经在未成年时被乱伦与虐待的科尔,在发现了之后,会觉得这没有问题——考虑到周是周,人很难不怀疑他和比他弱势与年轻的小洲有权力关系,而且同性乱伦在现实的英国从 03 年起非法。虽然这个英国也不是完全现实的英国,比如现实中 Ashmolean 免费。

    几篇不同世界线番外,只有《剑/往》里科尔和周是 HE。那篇的周从来没有加入辉夜之城。正文按照之前的计划他们的感情是开放式结局,而且不是爱情,可能我就是觉得周这种人很难和人有真正良性的亲密关系。

    又名,若你(已)是爱泼斯坦的同党。


    为探寻小洲之死,连明舟以周之化名,来到辉夜之城,一个国际性奴役组织,成为调教师。终于,小洲之死使周做出另一个决定。

    沈夜是周经办的项目。林锐是辉夜之城的继承人。科尔·哈维,北极罂粟般的欺骗者,则似乎是周的最后一位任务对象。


    首发于 2022 年。


    第一卷《三千里路》:连明舟以周之化名,在辉夜之城成为调教师,并发现了他该发现的事情。

    第二卷《碎玉晓光》:调教师的被调教与反调教。

    第三卷《锦囊艳骨》:辉夜之城又出现一个人——来自北平的林锐。

    第四卷《风过曲破》:周、科尔·哈维、林锐、戴薇……许多人皆有了新的任务。

    第五卷《星火燎原》:最后的致意。 (还没写。)

    番外集《异世界线的你们》:《清算》《垃圾》《猫猫》《行动》《易位》《剑桥往事书》。

    番外集《少女戴》:《西长安街访客》《十九号院秘事》《青春火》《水银峰(未完结)》。


    没读过原作也能读。不过,如果要获得我最初希望给读者的阅读体验,应该是需要先读《辉夜之城》与《计划之外》并且进入了一个“不带脑子沉迷这种黄色”的状态的。我最初的设计是通过《快感剥夺实验》让读者不适继而清醒,将读者拉出那些对有现实对应的极端暴力的淫秽描写。

    如果你没办法沉迷那种黄色,你可能会从一开始就感觉非常不舒服,那么你能看下去的可能就只有《锦囊艳骨》《风过曲破》,还有番外。

    算是《计划之外》的 if:如果周出于另一种动机加入辉夜之城、如果周在艾尔克时期发现了真相、如果周叛变了。理论上这个 if 可以尽情搞坏蛋,以其人之道还治其人之身,但我写了一半换了主题。


    人物的思想不代表我的思想,仅为展现。

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    Oneshots of Finn in scenarios some might be fluff some might be well dead dove I will try to tag each one! So you can avoid the ones you don’t want to read

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    The red light blinks and the monitor comes to life, two darling boys are ready to put on the best show anyone has ever seen.

     

    or

     

    ChanHao gets wrecked by Wonwoo on screen per viewer request.

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    Halfway through their second five year mission, things take a sudden turn. Relationships change and families form, and the insane village that is laughingly referred to as 'the flagship of the Fleet' flies on.

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    15/?
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    Arthur and John welcome Noel into their shared dreamscape after entering an intimate relationship with him during their month-long wait for the next Order of the Fallen Star meeting.

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    Picks up after 2x03 (Meet the New Boss) in an AU where Mike realises the severity of his grandmother's health issues before it's too late, and the prospect of losing his last family member makes him re-evaluate his priorities. Harvey, much to his own surprise as Mike's, helps him manage this; which brings Harvey into the orbit of the Ross family and ends with him re-evaluating his own priorities.

    When it comes down to it, what's more important- his relationship and future with Mike, or his goal of getting his name on the wall?

    Marvey.

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    When Phainon finds himself in the world of his favorite doomed romance novel, he makes it his goal to get Prince Mydeimos a happy ending with Preistess Castorice.

    Unfortunately for Phainon, it doesn't seem like the prince would cooperate with him on this goal.

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    Korra finds herself kidnapped (again) by a trio of mysterious figures, who force her to do all sorts of naughty stuff with her beloved animal companion, Naga. How much of it is actually forced, though?

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    Getting Andrea Rhodea's approval involves more than just dressing up for a night, it involves unstable materia, and Cloud is stuck at the Honeybee Inn while they all wait until Don Corneo finally makes his choice. Three weeks is a long time to wait, especially in a body that isn't his, or so Cloud thinks until Aerith shows up with her two Turks in tow. Then, time suddenly goes very fast and he finds that he doesn't want it to come to an end after all.

    or: Cloud and Reno's relationship, in dog years.

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    "We're best friends, right?"

    "Maybe?" Jeno snorted. Classic Donghyuck trap question. "We're good friends, but best friends? Sure, whatever."

    Donghyuck's eyebrows shot up to his hairline. "So why the hell did I have to find out from some random dude in my Econ class that you're gay? We don't even have the same major, but this guy knew before me? Me, your best friend and roomie extraordinaire?"

    [...]

    Donghyuck's eyes lit up with something dangerous.

    "So... you'd suck my dick then, right?"

     

    Or how one evening changes Jeno and Donghyuck's relationship forever.

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    Dumbledore thinks he's finally discovered a way of taking care of the Horcrux inside Harry's head, and it involves sending the fifteen-year old boy out to spend the summer in Japan, where he will be under the care of of Seiko Ayase, the world's foremost spirit medium.

    He nay not know it, but Harry is about to have the greatest summer of his life.

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    "Sit!" he commands in a deep tone that brooks no arguments.

    Without thought to what you are doing, you find yourself kneeling on the floor, eye to eye with his Great Dane.

    He lets out a surprised laugh to find you both sitting at his feet. You pray for the floor to open up beneath you and swallow you whole.

    "First Floor, Going Up."

    He reaches down to help you to your feet, but seeing an exit, your panicked mind urges you to run. You scurry out of the opening elevator doors and onto your feet, trying to out run your humiliation.

    "It was nice meeting you!" he calls out after you, voice light with amusement.

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    Peter Parker grew up in an orphanage and was new to the superhero scene, believing he was doing good for New York City. However, when a symbiotic alien obsessed with him and his body shows up, he begins to question if the unwanted attention that comes with being a hero is worth it.

    Eddie Brock has built a reputation in journalism over the years, starting at the Daily Bugle and later at the Daily Globe. He never expected to be drawn into a horny symbiote's plan to produce an army of its offspring with Peter Parker. Given that he knew Peter personally from visiting the orphanage where he was raised—he was somewhat of a father figure to the orphans—he never imagined he would end up being romantically involved with him.

    Venom from Klyntar, an underdog among his species, was eager to leave his dying planet and take an early move on Earth. He aimed to fill the Earth with his offspring so that when the rest of the Klyntar arrive, he would have an army to back him up and eliminate the other members of his species. However, his initial plan just to breed with Pete might change as he gets to know him and Eddie, perhaps even softening when he becomes a father.

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    5 weeks. 35 days. Curly had a little over a month before the Tulpar’s 382 day long journey. He had 35 days to convince Jimmy to be his. Then he would have 382 days to make sure he knew what that meant.
    Good thing he already had a head start. He had been planning this passively for years, honestly it felt like fate that all of Curly’s hard work was coming together like this.

    i.e.
    Curly had Jimmy delivered to his custody, and now he gets to break him down into something that can’t live without him. Not that it’s very hard, considering he already couldn’t.

    This is the direct sequel to Box Service and Priority Mail where Curly fucks Jimmy crazy style until he can’t imagine living without it.

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    There's a strange pull or a perilous pressure that's been collectively felt by the Hero of Mobius. Dr. Eggman has been silent for three years straight, there's been a recent terrorist attack by a group called the Jackal Squad, and there's been mysterious appearances of an unknown stranger lurking around Mobius. These three things will spark a cataclysmic event that multiple realities would never see coming. In due time, Sonic and Shadow will realize that they're far more special than they ever imagined. They will also see just how crucial their relationship is to each other, and how far they're willing to go to prove that they belong together.

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    95/?
    Comments:
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    1,148
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    156
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    Después de que su alma renació, Ne Zha se manifiesta como un omega, por lo que deberá enfrentarse a los nuevos cambios de cuerpo y a aceptarse nuevamente tal cual es. Por otro lado, Ao Bing deberá aprender a cómo ser un buen alfa y ganarse el corazón de su amado Ne Zha.

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    Español
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    4,221
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    15
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    16
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    2
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    163
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    Albus does notice it. The way Draco’s eyes trail after him. (or what if Albus and Draco find themselves similar in pining after what they can never have? but make it more messed up and less wholesome)

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