11 Works in Rob Petrie (The Dick Van Dyke Show)

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    Deep down, Mulder knew that if they were entangled even more tightly, he’d eventually become more irritated than aroused by her voice. He’d hear it in reference to uneaten vegetables and unopened mail and unfolded laundry. That holy righteous rage of hers, that unquenchable fire that roared at him to be better and do better and live better, would illuminate not just his career but the entirety of his being. And he doubted he could live up to that scrutiny. After almost almost getting her killed any number of times, somehow Mulder knew that asking her to forgive more mundane betrayals would be the final straw. Abduction? Possession? Cannibalism? All in a day’s work. Leaving sunflower shells everywhere? That was a bridge too far. It was better, safer, sweeter, kinder to love each other the way they did. To keep some mystery alive, and with it her steadfast belief in him. Delaying consummation was delaying his inevitable disappointment of her.

     

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    Inspired by Lepusarcticus' beautifully-written series "Incrementum," a series of interlinked, internally-consistent, episodic MSR vignettes in roughly canonical order.

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    69/?
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    After returning with Rob from the Father of The Week presentation at school, Ritchie is unusually dismissive. (Episode "Father Of The Week")

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    The Taylor kids get into a situation with Ritchie’s bully.

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    “That’s just the thing, Dad,” Richie ran his fingers through his cropped hair, “I’m not sure if I really love her.”
    “Oh.”
    “I wanted to know,” he paused, staring at his palms, “How did you know you loved Mom?”

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    1/1
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    3
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    Andy is in awe of his husband and kids.

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    2/2
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    1
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    Laura vowed never to have any more children. Now that her son’s a high school graduate, surely she won’t start all over again, right?

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    10/?
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    4
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    Kids are going missing at an amusement park. Mulder believes a killer owl from folklore is taking these children. He and Scully go undercover as Rob and Laura to investigate. Features some fluff, msr, and how you would imagine a normal case fic stand-alone episode would go.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    28
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    3
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    657
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    while sheltering in place, the writers for the alan brady show struggle to come up with ideas.

    Series
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    13
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    2
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    I wasn’t going to do this, I really wasn’t. Not here. It’s like trying to get off in your twin bed, sister asleep in the other twin bed three feet away, while your parents are having coffee in the sitting room with Father Murtagh. It feels weird and wrong.

    But I’m compelled. I am a healthy adult woman with a normal sex drive and I’m frustrated as hell and if I don’t get some release — soon — I’m going to “mysteriously disappear” Mulder myself.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    173
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    A Stressed out Alan Brady just when it cant get worse it does Hottest day of the year ends up happening with cast members of the Alan Brady show unable to film outside due to the heat they express their anger to Alan Brady Alan's behavior worries Rob Petrie
    will Alan crack under pressure or not tune in to find out The dick van dyke show brought to you by me

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    120
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    Mel Cooley comes in requesting that Rob should see Alan so he sees Alan whom confronts him about the letter turns out the guest star for the skit was a army buddy of Robs from his days at Camp Crowder a fellow by the name of Roger Walhmer a comedian Rob explains to Alan about his history with Roger

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    English
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