Sharp Banter
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Levi never meant to notice you, but it was hard not to when you showed up every Sunday night, ordering the same coffee and burying yourself in the most atrocious romance and fantasy novels he’d ever seen. He swore you were smarter than that filth.
But when you stayed past closing hours, he finally confronted you. And somehow, between sarcastic banter, unsolicited book recommendations, and lingering stares, Levi realized he might just want to keep you around.
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The Malfoys needed a stable boy.
Harry needed somewhere to belong.They grew up on opposite sides of the fence.
They fought like they meant it.
They fell into each other the way people do when they don’t know how else to survive.It wasn’t supposed to mean anything.
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They were rivals before they could spell the word.
Their parents always called them yin and yang.Heirs to empires, bound by legacy, and shoved into each other’s lives by decades of family alliances and thinly veiled expectations. What started as childhood bickering became academic warfare, then an adult rivalry laced with flirtation, faxes full of philosophical citations, and too many unsaid things.
Now, years later, Marius is back from Europe. Artem still wears his suit like armor. And under a glittering gala chandelier, something shifts.
Sharp banter. Emotional repression. Ridiculous sexual tension.
They were always two sides of the same coin.
The question is—will they finally admit they were meant to land on the same side?Series
- Part 1 of The Legacies
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traded roses for condoms by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
12 Sep 2025
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Elphaba just handed over the bag: lube, condoms, no roses.
“Your idea of foreplay?”
“Keep it clean. Keep it simple.”
“You always were a poet.”
“And you’re my muse. Nothing inspires me like passive aggression.” -
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Ten years after the Voldemort's fall, the wizarding world has slipped into a new kind of conflict — the Book Wars. Ministries, consortia, and [redacted] raid each other’s libraries, hoard grimoires, and burn archives in a cold war where knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Into this landscape steps Hermione Granger, twenty-eight and battle-tested, now a scholar infiltrating salons, courts, and auctions where books are currency and book owners are either a threat or temptation. Across the Channel, Narcissa Black refuses to let her son’s disgraced generation rot in taverns; instead, she founds a rival school — Académie Noire — a citadel to gather the old families’ hoarded grimoires and train their children to thrive in this new world. As Académie Noire’s library swells, it draws the attention of rivals on every side — including the Thorned Quills, an order of militant scholars. Their best agent has a new assignment: infiltrate Narcissa’s citadel and steal back the knowledge she guards so jealously.
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- Part 2 of The Hermione Archives