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• I Will Bring You Ruin by ellipsis_truther

  Fandoms: Realm of the Elderlings - Robin Hobb, Tawny Man Trilogy - Robin Hobb  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  13 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Tom Badgerlock/Lord Golden (Robin Hobb)
  • FitzChivalry Farseer/The Fool
  • FitzChivalry Farseer
  • Lord Golden (Robin Hobb)
  • The Fool (Robin Hobb)
  • Tom Badgerlock (Robin Hobb)
  • Shameless Smut
  • blurred lines
  • Mildly Dubious Consent
  • In that one party is drunk and the other is just stupid
  • non-negotiated anything
  • listen this is a hot fucking mess
  • Mention of Past Group Sex
  • Sloppy Seconds
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Fitz misunderstanding his way into the hookup of his LIFE
  • you gotta hand it to him you really have to
  • Master/Servant
  • Drunk Sex
  • Prostate Massage
  • Bodily Fluids
  • Messy in all ways possible
  • Fitz's Jealousy
  • that's a tag all its own
  • Self-Worth Issues
  • Beloved's canon-typical self loathing and self sabotage
  • canon-typical levels of denial
  • this gets... wait for it... TENDER
  • Slutty Lord Golden
  • let him liiiiiiiiive
  • eat your heart out Fitz
  • Aftermath of Group Sex
  • Aftercare
  • listen idk how else to describe this besides quick and dirty and somehow still emotional
  • Come Swallowing
  • Possessive Sex
  • Fitz stumbling headfirst into the point and then still not seeing it
  • love u forever king never ever change
  • POV FitzChivalry Farseer
  • Golden Fool Spoilers
  • One Shot

  Summary

  "Stop it," he whispered weakly. "You don't know what that does to me." "Neither did they. Are they still so much more worthy of this than I am?" I asked, doing it again. "Do you still believe I could never do for you what you claim they can?"

  With liquor flowing and tensions running high, Lord Golden and Tom Badgerlock exchange words, and FitzChivalry and Beloved exchange a fair bit more. But when everyone is awarded the very same prize, no one man can ever truly win.

  Or can they?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,212

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  Comments:

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  Kudos:

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  Bookmarks:

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