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this is a tf2 au ive been working on for a while, im not very good at it yet, im figuring it out as best i can feel free to give suggestions
it might get a bit confusing im confused myself
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Spy starts to notice Sniper smoking more frequently, biting his nails when he doesn’t have the chance to smoke. As much as Spy hates noticing and, of course, Sniper, he needs answers.
In the end, this oral fixation blooms into something both characters weirdly like but don't want to admit.
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Sometimes life isn’t kind enough to give us time to fix what’s tearing us apart. Sometimes we’re thrown into deep water and expected to somehow keep going
OR Scout and Spy have a serious conversation when everything goes wrong
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Czasami życie nie jest tak łaskawe, by dać nam czas na rozwiązanie tego, co nasz dręczy. Czasami jesteśmy rzucani na głęboką wodę i musimy sobie jakoś radzić :)
LUB Skaut i Szpieg mają bardzo poważną rozmowę
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tf2 1Shots by 20dollarsis20dollars (wolfbrainzzz)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Original Work
10 Nov 2025
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this is kinda like oneshots (do we use tht term on the archive...?) of the tf2 mercs and sometimes my ocs. (will warn) stuff i write when i get bored. some things might be pretty gnarly or nfsw... and i might not update very often bc of life an all that.
ill add warnings befor each chapter if its nfsw or ocs or both...
@Sunnymon11 pilot in a fic? whatttt?? (again???)
@Flavored_Milk_Carton theif in the fic maybe i kinda just realized im misspelling his name the entire time whatever womp wiompSeries
- Part 1 of babymaking for boys (Team Fortress 2)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 345
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 140
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An innocent teleporter upgrade gone wrong sends three RED team mercenaries into the distant, dystopian year of 2026, in the now bustling city of BLUfort, New Mexico. They're outclassed, outnumbered, and outdated. Can the three make it back in time before they're noticed by a whole city full of BLUs?
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- English
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- 2,875
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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- 83
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(A rewrite of the original Nevermore I posted.)
Nevermore.
A drug hand crafted by Mann Co designed to keep one awake for as long as needed during missions.The slightest bit of an issue could be the fact that this concoction hasn't exactly been tested on those of unstable minds...
Though, I'm sure nothing will happen, it's just a glorified caffeine booster..........right..?
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What a day looks like in life of the RED Team’s polycule.
(inspired by a post by @/nohmercy on tumblr!)
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- Part 15 of choo choo all aboard the trauma train (tf2)
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BEHIND THE MASK ── SPY X READER ONESHOT PART TWO by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
24 Sep 2025
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THIS IS A PART TWO. Spy's attention seeking works until Medic and Engineer decide to find a way to make the Pete (the dog) talk.
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- Part 2 of BEHIND THE MASK ── SPY X READER
- Part 6 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 ONESHOTS X READER
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- 1,197
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 10
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- 75
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Spy gets jealous of your pet, then remembers he has a disguise kit after getting 'kissblocked' by the pup.
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- Part 5 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 ONESHOTS X READER
- Part 1 of BEHIND THE MASK ── SPY X READER
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James was just trying to help out his mother and brother, but at this point he genuinely believes that he is to angry to do anything right. After being kicked out of another Mechanic shop he has no choice, but to call up his uncle and ask for help. After his uncle pulls some strings James under goes some experiments and test, and is hired into the Builders Leagues United team as the Scout. Most of the team seems to be indifferent to the new Scout, but the teams Spy seems to hate him for no reason. Or at least that is how it seems. Why does something about Spy seem so familiar to James though?
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Heavy shows off his strength to the others on base and Spy plays a little matchmaker with it.
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RED Sniper takes BLU Spy to the beach for some needed relaxation. Their relationship is still rocky and undetermined, but are they are willing to put aside their differences to develop their growing friendship? Or will this end in someone getting hurt?
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Stickybeak; Australian slang (noun). A busybody; meddler.
aka, Spy sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong.- Language:
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- 1/1
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Medic discovers a new substance that's even stronger than Australium, but it's extremely toxic. Medic falls into his new obsession in unhealthy ways, and the team worry for him, but he doesn't care. He's so close to a breakthrough.
Meanwhile on the side Spy discovers that Scout is Marion's (Scout's mom) son, and wonders if him and Scout are connected. He cringes at the idea of sharing blood with the kid.
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The US Government had declared war on Russia, and almost immediately sent out a draft calling for every able-bodied man between 18 and 45. Considering that description fit every merc on either side, five minutes of panic ensued before someone read their sister letter that got delivered with the draft. A letter from Redmond or Blutarch respectively- explaining that each man paid a wealthy sum to the government to keep their “employees” under their control. They’d effectively dodged the draft the second it was sent, and they were free to carry on like usual.
The problem?
BLU team’s Scout had gotten fired the week before.
a.k.a scout goes through it bad the entire fic and it's up to his team to bring him home
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Smoking addiction but make it SEXAYYYYYY HEYOOO by WholesomePotat3
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
08 Jul 2025
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Where the BLU team is going through a losing streak and now spy has to smoke 500 cigarettes to cope
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Scout and Spy catch the infinity train by Iknowstuffokay
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Infinity Train (Cartoon)
16 Jun 2025
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Scout is bumming around outside when a magical train shows up, and he catches it. Spy follows him on in secret. therapy ensues.
May contain spoilers for season 1 of Infinity Train (TV Show) (go watch it right now i dare you) (it's really really good trust)
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Mick Mundy, best known as the Sniper, was not much of a people person.
However, the Scout of his team is taking it upon himself to try and at least be amicable with him. As a friendship slowly blossoms, Sniper finds out just how observant Scout is, how much he cares for the speedster, and something else not-so-new about himself.
Title from Instant Crush by Daft Punk.
Temporarily on hiatus due to life happening 💀
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Scout is the youngest of all his teammates, and he's treated like it, too. Well, he's also treated like a girl, but can you blame his team? He was introduced as one, and he doesn't have much in the way of balls to tell anyone otherwise. Well, until he messes up and lands himself in Medics lab with a bunch of birds, a Medigun, and a mildly concerned Medic.
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- Part 1 of My unfortunate TF2 obsession