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Dirk and Roxy try swapping positions for the first time. Roxy's still in charge. Dirk likes it a lot more than he thought he would.
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- Part 5 of Oh No, He's Hot!
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You're not sure if it was your own power, your boyfriend's, or some metacosmic presence playing around with its toys, but for one reason or another your Beta Timeline self is standing in the living room of your apartment.
And by god, are you getting wet just looking at him.
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Dirk is very easily overwhelmed.
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Kinktober Day 12: Kneeling
Tboy Dave catches Dirk huffing his dirty boxers and fucks his face about it.
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- Part 4 of Auto-Necros Anonymous
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You bring your little bro along for a party. The night ends in some family fun.
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While Equius was certainly endearing, in his own way, it was moments like this when you questioned why he had chosen you as his charge, so to speak.
Ah, but you were getting ahead of yourself.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you had simply asked for your brain to be turned off.
Equius, however, appeared to have diverted his attention to some others of your numerous issues.
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Dirk Strider learns he has an oral fixation a mile high, twice he does something about, once Karkat does something about it for him.
Written for Drone Season 2025
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“And I told you I wouldn’t be here if I was going to chicken out at the last minute.” You huff. “Just… let me get in the zone for this.”
“Alright bro, if you say so.” Dirk says monotonously as he rolls his shoulders, “It's just if I recall correctly, you said you would ‘manage this puppy play shit so well I’ll get my photo on the middle manager of the year wall and everything, Dirk my brotherly babe you’ll be begging me for one of those weird human dog beds by the end of the night-’”
“Yeah I remember!” You interrupt before he repeats whatever it was you said when he first asked. You don’t actually remember, but you do NOT want to be reminded of however you embarrassed yourself.
---Dirk asks Dave to try out something... unconventional in the bedroom. Dave finds he likes it a lot. A LOT.
Featuring far more emotions than might be expected in a gay incest pet play fic.
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Jake is the useless-but-decorative heir to a company worth billions. Dirk is the co-founder of the startup Jake is about to buy. But Jake has unexpected depths, and he and Dirk may need each other more than they realize.
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You and Dirk have a sleepover at your place, he falls asleep and you can't help but notice the bulge in his pants.
I REALLY REALLY REALLY wish people would utilize sub dirk more, so I took it into my hands to contribute to the sub dirk appreciator society. PLEASE!!!!!!! MORE SUB DIRK I BEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is incredibly self indulgent, i sorry :<
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A collection of the prompt one shots I've done over on tumblr. Will update ships and tags as necessary.
1. Dirk/Jake - rough play with sub!Dirk (2016-06-29)
2. Davesprite/Karkat - tail fucking (2016-06-29)
3. Dave/Dirk - omorashi (2016-06-29)
4. Dave/Rose - lingerie and body worship (2016-06-29)
5. Dirk/Jake - consensual gangbang w/ bottom Jake (2016-07-02)
6. Dave/Dirk - dirty talk (2016-07-08)
7. Dave/Dirk - breathplay (2016-07-13)
8. Dave/Dave - selfcest and bad raps (2016-07-24)
9. Caliborn/Rose - nude modelling (2016-09-08)
10. Dirk/Jake - pool boy jake and pornstar dirk (2017-01-09)
11. Dirk/Dave - cute twin moment (2022-07-18) -
the orca, the skeleton, and the average white guy (18++!!!!) (enemies to lovers!!!) by Mx_c1pher
Fandoms: Homestuck, Okegom, 大海原と大海原 | Oounabara to Wadanohara | Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, アイス・スクリーム - もげこ | Ice Scream - Mogeko, Undertale (Video Game), キミガシネ | Kimi ga Shine | Your Turn To Die (Visual Novel)
16 Jun 2022
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An orca walks into a bar after eating his ex. After aggressively making out, a skeleton and an average narcissist white guy also walk into a bar. And you all know what that leads to!
A breakup and dungeon sex.
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Dirk and Soraya spend time with the family, then have some well-deserved fun.
Inspired by the movie All Together (2011) with Daniel Bruhl as Dirk. In the movie, we see Dirk and Soraya get together at the end, and I have an hc that they eventually got married and started their own beautiful family in France. He finished his thesis and she graduated med school. Now, she works as a doctor at the local hospital and Dirk is a stay at home dad.
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You want your Dirk/Jake, I'll give you some. A plotless gay sex with what could be considered the best canon-friendly interactions you've ever seen since act 6.
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- Part 3 of Non-Canon AA Homestuck fics
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When new to town Bro meets barista Dirk, neither one of them expect where their relationship goes despite having all the plans in the world. At least they can, sort of, be cliché about it.
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Dirk was lonely. The game doesn't start for a few more months, so he gifts Hal his body early.
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“Thank you all for being here.” President Crocker’s voice boomed out over the crowd from her microphone after shed shushed them all, “Welcome to the sentencing of Dirk Strider. Once a dear friend of mine and others. I have a few words to say before I announce his sentence.”
In which, Ultimate Dirk is caught and is supposed to be punished. Turns out Jake has some other ideas though.
In other words, haha gay.
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Golly, I Sure Am Glad I Took Control of the Narrative When I Did by IRLKankriVantas13
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Jan 2021
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Golly, I sure am I glad that I took over this narrative before he could leave. I know I’ve only just begun here, but I’ll reveal myself from the start. Yes, I am Jake English, and I will be controlling this narrative from here on out!
As it turns out, Jake English could have survived the mission and now he's prepared to stop Dirk from leaving.
In which Jake could have also become his Ultimate self and secretly could have stolen the narrative at any time.
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Dirk gets a dick pic, and can't help but give critique. Equius promptly shuts him up.
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For the first time, Dirk Strider is incalculable.