6 Works in Vanessa (Me and My Dick)
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Stephanie Lauter declares her major as late as she can possibly declare it without getting expelled from college. (Actually, later, by a couple of months. But her dad's 'generous donation' of hush money, is called hush money for a reason. So, we're not going to talk about that.)
One of the most un-fucking-expected consequences, it turns out, to only declaring your major by your junior year, is being forced to tech this semester's production of the fucking Nutcracker.
(Alternatively Titled: I take Lautski Week Day 1 Prompt: Sugar to it's most distant applicability by using it to make Peter Spankoffski a ballerina. You are welcome, Stephanie Lauter.)
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Tiff realizes she likes Vanessa, internalized homophobia but with a good outcome ensues
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- Part 2 of Starkid one shots
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Mr Brown tells the students of his science class that there will be a project and that they have to get into groups of four Joey immediately goes over to his genius girlfriend Sally she smiles brightly at him "we need to find two more partners!" She said softly adjusting her glasses "ugh, don't you think we can just work together?" he said not wanting to embarrass himself in front of somebody else other than Sally "I'm sure there's gonna be somebody who needs a group and they can join us it's not gonna be that bad!" Sally said optimistically.
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- English
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“Amortentia,” the teacher read out loud, “is the most potent love draught in the world. Its smell is powerful enough to turn the heart of any girl or fella, anyone you’ve your sights on. And should they sip even a drop of it, then they will never, ever let you go… at least as long as the potion still works. After that, Merlin help you.”
Joey’s eyes snapped with great interest to where Sally’s classmate was sitting a few rows behind them. Vanessa was biting back a smile as Tiffany muttered something in her ear - surely something naughty, Sally reflected. She looked down at her hands, disenchanted. Of course, in Joey’s mind, the very meaning of love was embracing Vanessa and her pretty eyes, her lovely hair, her elegant manners. Why should she have expected otherwise?
The Ravenclaw and Gryffindor sixth years get a particular assignment that might just change the course of Sally and Joey’s lives as they know it at Hogwarts. When love is in the air, what else to do but to pursue it?
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Sally's has a massive crush on her neighbor and best friend Joey, but he's dating the most popular girl in school.
When will he see that he belongs with her instead? -
the time is right for us to light a spark by the_irrelevant_trumpeter
Fandoms: Me and My Dick - Team Starkid
20 Sep 2020
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Vanessa and Tiffany have been best friends for a long time. But what if they could be more?