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Derek is fairly certain the new kid is either an incubus or a witch. Turns out he’s actually his mate. Stiles is 98% certain the brooding guy in the leather jacket is fantasizing about stringing him up by his intestines. Turns out he’s also wrong.
A High School AU in which Stiles is Derek’s mate and Derek leaves a dead deer on Stiles’ porch, buys a lot of fast food, and lies about economics.
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After being captured by a group of faeries, Stiles and Derek are forced to act out scenes from famous romantic movies (completely for their benefit of course).
Derek + Boombox (Derek + nudity) (Derek + pottery) and Stiles + the inability to be serious = a happy ending with a little help from the Rolling Stones
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The black script magically inked onto Stiles’ skin at birth declares that the first thing he’ll say to his soulmate is “welcome to McDonalds, how may I help you”.
Stiles’ life was clearly destined to be a fucking joke from the start.
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Stiles decides the best way to woo his Dream Guy, aka Manager ‘resting bitch face’ Derek, is through insubordination and food puns. It goes as well as could be expected.
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Derek gets roped into doing Isaac’s shift at the Halloween Carnival. Derek hates haunted houses. Stiles is a very cute, very not afraid, haunted house customer. Derek likes what he sees.
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Derek wants to sub. Stiles thinks that Derek wants him to sub. It’s a match made in miscommunication heaven.
Aka, Derek may not be a bottom, but he’s sure as hell a sub.
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It takes Stiles and Derek a while to realize they’re dating. Everyone else figures it out a lot sooner.
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- Part 1 of This ain't what you usually do
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Stiles and Derek agree to tell their friends about their relationship, but decide to let them figure it out themselves. The only problem is, everyone already knows. But Stiles and Derek don't know that.
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- Part 2 of This ain't what you usually do
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“Mommy?”
“Yes, baby?”
“I think I know who I’m going to marry.” The little indented frown had disappeared from between Stiles’ brows, instead a wide smile lit up his face.
“Well then, you’d better introduce us to this girl with the pretty hair,” Claudia said, ruffling Stiles' short hair.
“Don’t be silly, Mommy. I’m not going to marry her,” Stiles replied.The 5 times Stiles asked Derek to marry him, and the 1 time Derek asked Stiles.
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Derek visits Stiles at school and the rumor mill goes into overdrive.
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“I’m worried about you. If you’re hung up on this guy all through high school then you won’t have room for anyone else. What do you think will happen when you both go off to college? Fuck, don’t answer that because I wouldn’t put it past you to go to the same one as him.”
“You literally make me sound like a stalker.”
“You’re only like 60% stalker.”
“I’m not any percent stalker.”
“Now that’s just a boldfaced lie, isn’t it, Der?”
Derek pressed his face into Cora’s pink duvet and groaned loudly.A high school AU where everyone’s human and bad at communication. Stiles is an oblivious as hell lacrosse star, Derek is totally not pining and in no way working against his own self-interests (shut up, Cora), and everyone else is the captain of their ship (which doesn’t exist) (but it so does).
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Derek is fairly certain the new kid is either an incubus or a witch. Turns out he’s actually his mate. Stiles is 98% certain the brooding guy in the leather jacket is fantasizing about stringing him up by his intestines. Turns out he’s also wrong.
A High School AU in which Stiles is Derek’s mate and Derek leaves a dead deer on Stiles’ porch, buys a lot of fast food, and lies about economics.
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19 Mar 2023
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THISSSSSS.
The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me (Is You) by DistortedReality